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70 Happy Birthday Block Colour Card

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Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card 
Despite his best efforts, nobody guessed Free Willy

Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny photograph of a bear standing in a bathroom in front of a blocked toilet with a plunger in its hand looking reluctant. Text reads: "Michael, it's a big one! Happy Birthday!" Back of card: Avanti logo.

Avanti It's A Big One Funny Bear Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring fun in-your-face typography with stars on a blue background. There is one photo upload area in the zero of the number '70'. Text reads: "70 years of being amazing!" Back of card: Banter! by The London Studio logo.

70 Years Of Being Amazing Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring gold typography on a white textured background. Text reads: "You've seen it all, done it all and heard it all. You just can't remember it all!". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

You've Seen It All, Done It All And Heard It All 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of male doll with in armchair Text reads: "He googled his symptoms, and it turned out he just needed everyone to piss off." Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card

Colourful Green Letters Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Colourful Green Letters Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card

Funny Cheeky Chops 70 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet Card

Funny Cheeky Chops 70 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card

Front of card: Grey dotted background with balloon blue coloured text. Text reads: "Happy 70th Birthday to you Nicola". Editable name. Back of card: Back of card: Clintons logo. Moonpig logo.

Clintons Dotty Modern Trendy For Him Milestone 70th Birthday Card

The Hereafter Funny Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

The Hereafter Funny Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: 70th Birthday Card Large golden number with illustrations of cake and wine. Text reads: "You're 70 and sensational". Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs, Ta Da! logo

Large Golden Number With Illustrations Of Cake And Wine Seventieth Birthday Card

Go La La Simple typographic Birthday Card. The non editable caption reads 70! The 70s Are Commonly Known For Being About Free Love, Roller Skates And Disco, So That Should Be Plenty To Keep You Busy. Happy Birthday! The card has a lilac border and a white background.
The rear of the card has a white background with the Go La La and Moonpig logos.

Go La La Funny The 70s Were Known For Being About Free Love, Roller Skates And Disco Birthday Card

Metallic Gold Glitter 70th Personalised Birthday Card

Front of Card: Illustration of bottle of alcohol and tumbler glass on a grey textured background. Text reads: "To my step dad Alfred. Relax on your 70th Birthday." With editable text. Back of Card: Hotchpotch Logo. Moonpig logo.

Hotchpotch Illustrated Bottle and Tumbler Stepdad Birthday Card

Front of card: Husband's 70th Birthday Card Illustration of a glass of wine on a striped grey background. Text reads: "To my special Husband Simon 70 today", "happy birthday" and "in wine years you are extra fine. 'To my special Husband Simon 70', 'happy birthday' and 'in wine years you are extra fine' can be personalised! Back of card: Humbug logo

Illustration Of A Glass Of Wine On A Striped Background Husband's Seventieth Birthday Card

Front of card: Colourful stripey pattern design with circle in center showing text Text reads: "Dad on your 70th Birthday" Back of card: Laura Darrington logo. Moonpig logo.

Dad Stripey Pattern 70th Birthday Card

If Golf Doesnt Want Bad Losers They Shouldnt Have Called Them Clubs Card 

Limelight Personalised True Vintage Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Limelight Personalised True Vintage Birthday Card

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card <r>Features dinasaur illustrations and a verse. Text reads "Once upon a time a really really long time ago, (Like when jesus was knocking about, or during dinosaur times or something) you were born".

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card

Front of card: A image of three road signs with text The text reads: "Seventy? Yes! Old? No Way!" Back of card: White with Mungo and Shoddy logo.

Mungo and Shoddy Road Sign Birthday Card

Card For Dad. Celebrate your Dad's birthday with a personalised card. Send with a personalised gift. - A Guide To Getting Older

Card For Dad

Modern Watercolour Paint Effect Happy 70th Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's a while since you came off the production line, Quality control obviously did a good job!
"Happy Birthday Joe"

Funny Birthday Card - Quality control obviously did a good job!

Poppy and Mabel illustration of a bottle of Whisky and a glass with ice and Whisky in it. The card background colour is cream. The non editable caption reads 70 Today I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive.
The rear of the card has a cream background with the Poppy and Mabel, and Moonpig logos

I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive 70th Birthday Card

Grand Prix A Spectacle Of Speed And Sound Card

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card Front of card: Features a small male figurine stood next to a can of WD-40. Text reads: "Happy Birthday. You're Not Old...Just In Need Of A Little Lubrication". Back of card: Return To The Land Of Little logo

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card

Retro Men Drinking Funny Caption Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Retro Men Drinking Funny Caption Card

Front of card: Cute Uddle Floral 70th Birthday Card Large floral 70 in centre of card. Uddle peeking around number 7. Name can be personalised. Text reads: "Happy Birthday Mabel. Wishing You A Very Special Day" Back of card: Uddle Logo

Cute Uddle Floral 70th Birthday Card

Warning 70 And Shows No Sign Of Slowing Down Birthday Card

Getting Old Birthday Card - Now... am I going upstairs for something or have I just come down?

Getting Old Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring large green, patterned foil number balloons and an editable message surrounded by confetti dots and foil details on a beige background.
 
Text reads:
 
"70 Happy Birthday! Dear David"
 
Back of card: 
Luckz logo.

Happy Birthday Green Balloons 70th Birthday Card

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