Uncensored Birthday Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a celebrity. Text reads: Text reads: "This birthday card is uncensored".

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Uncensored Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a picture of two dolls with a trolley full of plants. Text reads: "One minute you're young and cool, next thing you're loosing your shit with the excitement of going to a garden centre." Back of card: Bold & Bright logo

One Minute You're Young And Cool Birthday Card

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Not So Special Now Are You Birthday Card Text reads "You share your birthday with about 18 million people. Not so special now are you? Happy Birthday".

Not So Special Now Are You Birthday Card

Front of card: A humorous and cheeky Birthday card featuring big bold, in-your-face text. The whole card has a grunge texture type effect to it. Text reads: "You're not old. You're classic. Happy Birthday Mark." Back of card: Cat MacInnes Illustration Logo.

Big Bold Funny You Are Not Old You Are Classic Typography Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a small silhouette icon of a balloon and a single line of text below it, on a yellow background. Text reads: "You have reached an arbitrarily defined milestone." Back of card: Deadpan logo.

Deadpan You Have Reached An Arbitrarily Defined Milestone Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a green balloon icon and typography on a light green background. Text reads: "Happy growing sense of inadequacy and impending mortality." Back of card: Deadpan logo

Happy Growing Sense Of Inadequacy And Impending Mortality Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a purple cake icon and typography on an orange background. Text reads: "A year has passed since you last got one
of these cards." Back of card: Deadpan logo

A Year Has Passed Since You Last Got One Of These Birthday Cards

Way Too Immature To Get Old Birthday Card Features a patterent green background. Text reads "We are way too immature to get old! Happy Birthday!".

Way Too Immature To Get Old Birthday Card

Front of card: Pink and brown typography on maroon background with border Text reads: "Craig turning 50 is cr*p-deal with it!" Back of card: Jam and Toast logo. Moonpig logo.

Jam and Toast Fun Illustrated 50th Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Pink and white typography on black background with border Text reads: "From Katie. Aunite- remember when trying to forget your age- If at first you don't succed try, try and gin!" Back of card: Jam and Toast logo. Moonpig logo.

Jam and Toast Fun Illustrated Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a notepad surrounded by math themed illustrations. Text reads: "Girl math= celebrating your birthday for the entire month". Back of card: Laura Lonsdale logo

Girl Math Birthday Card

Front of card: White and black typography on a purple background with white border Text reads: "Old enough to know better drunk enough not to care" Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Simple Purple Typographic Funny Old Enough To Know Better Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a blue background. Text reads: "WE'LL BE FRIENDS TILL WE'RE OLD NAD GRUMPY. WAIT THAT'S NOW ISN'T IT?" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Blue Simple Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a green background. Text reads: "WITH AGE COMES WISDOM* *SO YOU SHOULD BE GETTING SOME SOON" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Green Simple Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a purple background. Text reads: "WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON THE SAD PASSING OF YOUR THIRTIES" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Purple Passing Of Your Thirties Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a yellow background. Text reads: "WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON THE SAD PASSING OF YOUR FORTIES" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Yellow Passing Of Your Forties Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography with checkboxes on a blue background. Text reads: "HOW WOULD YOU RATE BEING ANOTHER YEAR OLDER? GREAT. RUBBISH. TOO DRUNK TO CARE." Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Blue Typographic Funny Check Box Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography with checkboxes on a purple background. Text reads: "HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOUR FORTIES? GREAT. RUBBISH. TOO DRUNK TO CARE." Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Purple Typographic Funny Forties Rating Check Box Birthday Card

Front of card: This greeting card features a humorous and playful design with the text “You Are A Bellend” where the word “Bellend” has been crossed out and replaced with “Legend,” written in a handwritten style. The card has a minimalist look, using a teal background and simple white typography, offering a cheeky and light-hearted message. Typographic card. Text reads: “You are a legend." Back of card: Objectables Logo.

You Are A Legend Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This greeting card features a playful and sarcastic message in bold white text on a purple background, reading “Your Birthday Is Going To Be Pathetic.” The word “Pathetic” is crossed out and replaced with the word “Perfect” in a handwritten font, adding a humorous twist to the card’s tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “Your Birthday is going to be epic. (Original message: "Your Birthday is going to be pathetic.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Your Birthday Is Going To Be Epic Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This greeting card features a humorous and playful message on a pink background with bold white text that reads “Hope You Have a Happy Birthday.” The word “Boobies” is written in place of “Birthday,” and then crossed out, adding a cheeky tone to the design. Typographic card. Text reads: “Hope you have a happy Birthday. (Original message: "You have floppy boobies.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Hope You Have A Happy Birthday Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This humorous birthday card features bold white text on an orange background, with the words “Wishing You A Happy Birthday” playfully altered and scribbled over with handwriting, turning “Happy Birthday” into a cheeky phrase before it is crossed out, adding a mischievous tone to the design. Typographic card. Text reads: “Wishing you a happy Birthday. (Original message: "You have a hairy butthole.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Wishing You A Happy Birthday Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This playful and cheeky birthday card features bold white text on a bright blue-teal background, with the message “Hope You Have A Happy Birthday” mischievously edited by handwriting, replacing the words “Happy Birthday” with a humorous phrase before it is crossed out, adding a fun and cheeky tone to the card. Typographic card. Text reads: “Hope you have a happy Birthday. (Original message: "You have a tiny willy.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Front of card: This humorous birthday card features a light peach background with white bold text overlaid by playful black handwriting. The original message “I prefer other relatives” is humorously crossed out and replaced with “Happy Birthday Brother” in a handwritten font, adding a fun and light-hearted tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “Happy Birthday brother. (Original message: "I prefer other relatives.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Happy Birthday Brother Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This humorous greeting card features a bold red background with white text that reads, “You are my favourite child, all the other ones are ugly.” The design is simple yet impactful, with a cheeky and playful message aimed at teasing siblings. Typographic card. Text reads: “You are my favourite child, all the other ones are ugly." Back of card: Objectables Logo.

You Are My Favourite Child All The Other Ones Are Ugly Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This humorous “Get Well Soon” greeting card features a tombstone that originally says “Rest In Peace.” The text has been humorously edited, with “Rest In Peace” crossed out and replaced with “Get up and get some peace,” and “With deepest sympathy” replaced with “Get well soon.” The design plays on the idea of a serious message being turned into a light-hearted, comedic sentiment. Typographic card. Text reads: “Get well soon. Rest up and get some peace. (Original message: "With deepest sympathy. Rest in peace.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Rest Up And Get Some Peace Humorous Illustrated Gravestone Get Well Soon Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text in the centre on an orange-coloured background. Text reads: "I was addicted to the hokey cokey but I turned myself around." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Addicted To The Hokey Cokey Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text with the word 'Holidays' struck out, there are little hand-drawn holly adorning the text on a red-coloured background. Text reads: "Happy H̶o̶l̶i̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ Birthday." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Happy HÌ¶oÌ¶lÌ¶iÌ¶dÌ¶aÌ¶yÌ¶sÌ¶ Birthday Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring underlined handwritten black text with a hand-drawn pair of glasses below on a white background. Text reads: "If you can read this you're not as old as I thought you were." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler If You Can Read This You're Not As Old As I Thought You Were Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold multicoloured playful text surrounded by colourful spots on an off-white coloured background. Text reads: "You're not getting old, you've been old for a while now." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Not Getting Old You've Been Old For A While Now Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Cute traditional illustration of two Grandparent teddy bears sitting on the sofa drinking hot drinks Text reads: "Happy Grandparents Day to two of the best! Love you always Gemma and Noah xx Back of card: Plain background with The Studio of Clintons logo

Grandparents Day Card With Cute Illustrated Bears

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