Front of card: 
Featuring a bold and colourful retro-inspired design, this card showcases a vibrant pink and purple background with an illustrated scorpion at the centre framed by rainbow rays, clouds, stars, and a crescent moon.
 
Text reads: 
“Scorpio. You were right about everything!”
 
Back of card: 
Cosmic Vibes Only logo.

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Scorpio Zodiac Astrology Retro Birthday Card

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Funny Drunken Flashback Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Funny Drunken Flashback Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of male doll with in armchair Text reads: "He googled his symptoms, and it turned out he just needed everyone to piss off." Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card

Front of card: Featuring a picture of two dolls with a trolley full of plants. Text reads: "One minute you're young and cool, next thing you're loosing your shit with the excitement of going to a garden centre." Back of card: Bold & Bright logo

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Cartoon drawing of a baboon eating cake - you proper mess

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Cheeky Chops Scorpio Star Sign Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring a vibrant hand painted illustration of the scorpion representing the Scorpio zodiac sign.
 
Text reads: 
"Scorpio". 
Back of card: 
Eleanor Bowmer logo

Eleanor Bowmer Scorpio Zodiac Sign Card

Front of card: Featuring a vibrant fusion of psychedelic lettering and artwork. Text reads: "Happy birthday Scorpio bestie October November". Back of card: Harkiran Kalsi logo

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Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a toilet character wearing a party hat and 3D typography on a yellow background. Text reads: “Not only is it world toilet day in November it’s also your birthday. What a relief!". Back of card: Objectables Logo

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