Front of card: Featuring a funny photograph of a bear standing in a bathroom in front of a blocked toilet with a plunger in its hand looking reluctant. Text reads: "Michael, it's a big one! Happy Birthday!" Back of card: Avanti logo.

For the little messages

Standard Card

Avanti It's A Big One Funny Bear Birthday Card

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eCard

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

Typographical I Want You To Know How Much I Have Enjoyed Annoying You Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of male doll with in armchair Text reads: "He googled his symptoms, and it turned out he just needed everyone to piss off." Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card

A grand 'happy birthday' to the famous football fanatical fellow - 'he thinks it's all over... but his birthday's only just begun!'

Cartouche Football Fanatic Birthday Card

Cheese Pun Birthday Card. Crumbs another birthday! Don't be blue Trevor, you're not old, you're just extra mature

Cheese Pun Birthday Card

The Hereafter Funny Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

The Hereafter Funny Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card

Non-Alcoholic Beer Funny Personalised Birthday Card

Front of card: 
A witty design featuring four silver spoons, each engraved with different weather icons — sunshine, rain, lightning, and cloud. One spoon has a red gift bow tied to its handle. The humorous handwritten text above reads about the cost-of-living crisis and affording only a trip to “Weather Spoons” for a birthday celebration. The background is plain white.
 
Text reads: 
“Thanks to the cost-of-living crisis, I can only afford to treat you to Weather Spoons for your birthday!”
 
Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo.

Funny Cost of Living Birthday Card

Front of card: 
A playful cartoon-style design featuring red, black, and white illustrations. The layout includes doodles of people doing star jumps, drinking from a mug, wearing a big jumper, lighting cake candles, holding a hot water bottle, and burning the card — all labelled beneath each image. The background is white with bold red and black handwritten-style text referencing the cost-of-living crisis.
 
Text reads: 
“Soz, no cash in your birthday card due to the cost of living crisis.
Star jumps,hottie bottie, burn this card, light the cake candles, hot drinks, big jumpers
But please accept my bill-busting warmest thoughts”.
 
Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo.

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of an old man driving a mobility scooter with a dog in the front basket. Text reads: "Age is like a speed limit. Ignore it! Happy Birthday Joe". 'Happy Birthday Joe' can be personalised! Back of card: Fishuals logo

Age Is Like A Speed Limit. Ignore It! Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring bold white and black typography reading “Red Card” in the centre of a red panel, with smaller matching text above and below and a black and white football illustration at the bottom, all on a white background.
 
Text reads: 
“Hope this is the only red card you get today”.
 
Back of card: Get Carter Cards logo.

Funny Football Red Card Humorous Card

Front of card: 
Featuring bold teal typography in stacked lines with playful starburst motifs around the text, above an illustration of a white humidifier showing “50%” on a small display, sitting on a mustard yellow floor against a soft cream background. 
Text reads: 
“One day you’re young & cool the next you won’t shut up about humidity levels 50%”. 
Back of card: 
Tikkled Pink logo

One Day You’re Young And Cool Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring bold brown and terracotta typography in stacked lines surrounded by scattered starburst shapes, above an illustration of a large cream pillar candle with a glowing flame and a label reading “Super Fancy Candle Bergamot & Linen”, all set on a terracotta floor against a soft cream background.
 
Text reads: 
“One day you’re young & cool the next you refuse to light the ‘good candle’ special occasions only super fancy candle bergamot & linen”.
 
Back of card: 
Tikkled Pink logo

Front of card: 
Featuring large green, patterned foil number balloons and an editable message surrounded by confetti dots and foil details on a beige background.
 
Text reads:
 
"70 Happy Birthday! Dear David"
 
Back of card: 
Luckz logo.

Happy Birthday Green Balloons 70th Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a fun football pitch design with a smiling football and a yellow ticket-style banner on a green background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Your age is rising faster than the price of World Cup tickets!"
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Nicola Watson logo.

Your Age Is Rising Faster Than The Price Of World Cup Tickets Football Birthday Card

Front of card: 
A funny card featuring large, handwritten black text on a yellow background.
 
Text reads: 
"Emergency Birthday card (I didn't forget honest)".
 
Back of card: 
Ohh Deer ltd logo

Funny Emergency Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's a while since you came off the production line, Quality control obviously did a good job!
"Happy Birthday Joe"

Funny Birthday Card - Quality control obviously did a good job!

10000 Steps Ruining This Country Funny Card

Poppy and Mabel illustration of a bottle of Whisky and a glass with ice and Whisky in it. The card background colour is cream. The non editable caption reads 70 Today I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive.
The rear of the card has a cream background with the Poppy and Mabel, and Moonpig logos

I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive 70th Birthday Card

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card Front of card: Features a small male figurine stood next to a can of WD-40. Text reads: "Happy Birthday. You're Not Old...Just In Need Of A Little Lubrication". Back of card: Return To The Land Of Little logo

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a person's bare buttocks, humorously depicted with a brightly coloured party blower inserted between the cheeks. The party blower is exploding with confetti-like decorations. To the left of the image, bold white text on a blue background, playing on the word "cracking" as a pun related to both the explosion of the party blower and the person's behind. The style is cartoonish and lighthearted. Text reads: "Have a cracking birthday." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Have A Cracking Birthday Illustrated Butt Cheeks Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring hand-lettered birthday football-themed typography with two clinking beer bottles on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Birthday match officials have approved unlimited "hydration breaks" enjoy your beers!"
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Sweetlove Press logo.

Unlimited Hydration Breaks Football Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Greeting card featuring a vintage-style image of a football referee on a pitch, holding up a yellow card, with a speech bubble above his head.
 
Text reads:
 
"Birthday warning!"
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Birthday Warning Football Referee Humour Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Featuring a retro photo of a football player receiving a yellow card. Text reads: "Come on ref it's my birthday yeah here's your card". Back of card: Twisty logo

Come On Ref It's My Birthday Card

Warning 70 And Shows No Sign Of Slowing Down Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a bottle of wine and glass of red wine. There is a large, purple number 70 at the top of the card. Text reads: "70 That's got to be worth opening a decent bottle of wine for!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Worth Opening A Bottle Of Wine For 70th Birthday Card

British The Original Vintage Classic Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

British The Original Vintage Classic Personalised Name Card

Getting Old Birthday Card - Now... am I going upstairs for something or have I just come down?

Getting Old Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
This greeting card features a green-tinted football stadium background, with a referee holding up a yellow card while a player looks on.
 
Text reads:
 
"You're offside... of 70! Happy birthday!"
 
Back of card:
 
Legendary Years logo.

Football Referee 70th Birthday Humour Card

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