Funny Birthday Card For Women - BIRTHDAY GIRL! Laura was slightly disappointed with the cabaret act at her birthday party. When she'd booked 'Big Dick And His Amazing One-Eyed Jumbo', she assumed it would be a male stripper.

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Funny Birthday Card - At first Michelle assumed that Richard was being passionate, until it turned out that he'd just spilt Lager on her arm.

Funny Birthday Card

Wine Birthday Card - The Feng Shui harmony in Holly's house was restored once she'd moved the wine nearer to the telly!

Wine Birthday Card

Clear Out Your Handbag Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Clear Out Your Handbag Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Fetch From The Pub Funny Caption Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Fetch From The Pub Funny Caption Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Congratulations - Nothing said 'I did it!' like a few drinks before the pre-drink drinks. 

Congratulations Card - Photo Humour - Funny Quote

"There's sand in my lettuce." "Well, Karen, I did tell you to wear knickers!" 

Funny Knickers Anniversary Card

"This heart shaped Valentine's cake is way too complicated," Alice thought, "I'll just give Mike a BJ instead."

Heart Shaped Cake Valentine's Day Card

Mum's Birthday! "Yet another year older, Mum mixed herself a Birthday cocktail - 10% milk for her complexion, 15% Vitmains for her health and 75% Vodka so she wouldn't give a toss.

funny Mum Birthday Card - Yet another year older - Photo upload

Although she was another year older, "Gemma" looked exactly the same as she had done on her 21st Birthday... P*ssed!

funny Birthday Card - Although she was another year older - Photo upload

Happy birthday Niece! It was only 7pm "Emma" was already doing the "Prosecco Power Dance"

Funny Prosecco Birthday Card - Happy birthday Niece!

Funny Egg-Ceptional Friend Easter Card - Chocolate Egg

Sexy Boyfriend and BJ Funny Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Sexy Boyfriend and BJ Funny Valentine's Day Card

Stepson Personalised Birthday Card - It Has Been A While Since They Played Video Games

Stepson Step Son Personalised It Has Been A While Since They Played Video Games birthday Card

A Guide To Sensible Drinking Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

A Guide To Sensible Drinking Personalised Birthday Card

I have one glass of prosecco for health benefits...

Prosecco Birthday Card

When Personalised Name Drinks Champagne, She Feel All The Things Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

When Personalised Name Drinks Champagne, She Feel All The Things Card

Personalised Name He Wasn't Ageing, Just Marinating Funny Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Name He Wasn't Ageing, Just Marinating Funny Birthday Card

How Much She Loves Them Bordered Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

How Much She Loves Them Bordered Personalised Birthday Card

30Th Birthday Eat More Cake Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

30Th Birthday Eat More Cake Personalised Card

Gin-Crazy Photo Upload Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Gin-Crazy Photo Upload Card

Personalised Name Wasnt Ageing, He Was Marinating Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Name Wasnt Ageing, He Was Marinating Card

My gorgeous Wife! Our love has kept us young and happy over the years. Well, that and the booze!

Female anniversary card - Wife - photo upload - funny - booze - alcohol

Love Ya Sis Funny Sister Birthday Card. 

Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Love Ya Sis Funny Sister Birthday Card

"Sally" If you have to ask if it's too early to Drink wine you're an amateur and we can't be friends! - Never to early for a tipple!

Funny Birthday card - If you have to ask if it's early to Drink wine

Of course "Claire" was Bubbly she was 82% "Prosecco"

Prosecco Daughter Birthday Card - Of course she was Bubbly

My Dad Has The Most Awesome Daughter In The World Father's Day Card Once you've personalised your Father's Day card or uploaded one of your favourite photos together, and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make his day even brighter by adding flowers or a gift!

My Dad Has The Most Awesome Daughter In The World Father's Day Card

Hilarious You Are My Step Dad Funny Father's Day Card Once you've personalised your Father's Day card or uploaded one of your favourite photos together, and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make his day even brighter by adding flowers or a gift!

Hilarious You Are My Step Dad Funny Father's Day Card

Birthday wishes to my gorgeous Wife! Our love has kept us young and happy over the years. Well, that and the booze!

Female birthday card - Wife - photo upload - funny - booze - alcohol

Auntie knew there was a time and place for gin Personalised Birthday Card

A Time And Place For Gin Personalised Birthday Card for Aunt auntie aunty

Drinkies Funny Caption Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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