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Birthday Permacrisis Card

Birthday Permacrisis Card

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50+ Cards

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Birthday Permacrisis Card

Text reads:
"Birthday Permacrisis (noun) 1. An extended period of instability and insecurity as another Birthday approaches, resulting in ageing and celebrations! Pronounced: You're soooooold!".

Delivery is via US Postal Standard Service.

The price of delivery is $0.65

Order by 2pm for same day dispatch.

Standard delivery is 2-8 working days.