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Rude Birthday Cards

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Typographic funny humour rude I'm surprised you're still alive friend birthday card
Cups Of Tea Energy Crisis Birthday Card
Funny Birthday card - Here's wishing you a birthday that wucking fonderful!
Objectables Got a Child To Draw a Picture Of You Funny Birthday Card
Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card
Rude Funny Cheer Up You Grumpy Twat Its Your Birthday Card
Illustration Of Two Character One With A Balloon Funny Brother's Birthday Card
You Are My Favourite Bitch Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Plant Sl*t Card
Funny Rude Pun Heres Your Birthday Card Sorry Its Fucking Rubbish
Funny Dolls To My Bestest Friend Rude Birthday Card
Typographical Happy Birthday You Big Breasted Beauty Card
Funny Rude Dolls always be yourself card
Funny Dolls Rude Cockerel Birthday Card
Funny Young At Heart Old As F Everywhere Else Card
Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card
My Cucumber's Enormous! Card
Funny Poem Birthday Card
A Few Words To Describe You Oh Look An Acronym Wanker Card
Jam and Toast Just When I Think I Couldnt Love You More You Get Your Boobs Out Card
Funny Its Not Ladies Who Lunch Card
Today Is all About You Just Like Every Other Fucking Day Of The Year Card
Holy Fuck You Are 60 Happy Birthday Card
Someone told me 40 is the new 30 Happy Birthday Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!