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Rude Birthday Cards

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Funny Pigeon Statue Card
My Cucumber's Enormous! Card
Rude Funny Getting Old Sucks Dick More Than You Do Card
Rude Funny Typography Daddy You're My Hero But MummyThinks You're A Dickhead Card
Sister Here's To Being Too Old To Give A S**t Birthday Card
Funny Rude Pun Heres Your Birthday Card Sorry Its Fucking Rubbish
It Is Okay Dad Bods Are In Fashion Birthday Card
Sorry This Card Is Rubbish I Spent All My Money At The Pub Birthday Card
Dean Morris From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Birthday Card
Holy Fuck You Are 18 Birthday Card
Funny Rude Dolls always be yourself card
Carte Blanche Celebrate birthday naked and screaming Happy Birthday Card
Scribbler It's All Down Hill From Here Drawn Graph Birthday Card
Funny Birthday card - Here's wishing you a birthday that wucking fonderful!
Boobies Bum Willy Funny Graphic Typographic Birthday Card
Rude Gardening Joke Card
Modern Toss Ideas Meeting Rude Card
Holy Fuck You Are 21 Birthday Card
Funny Your Little Shit Typographic Birthday Card
Scribbler Happy Birthday Dad You Miserable Old B*****d Birthday Card
Scribbler Cheeky Birthday Finger Card
Illustration Of Two Character One With A Balloon Funny Brother's Birthday Card
Carte Blanche Drinking plenty of water prevents aging Humour Happy Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Chops Do I Look Like A People Person Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!