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Rude Birthday Cards

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Purple Blah Blah Blah It's All About You Isn't It Personalised Greetings Card
You are 60 and Fucked Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Chops Do I Look Like A People Person Card
Cute Illustration Youre A Magical Fking Human Card
Funny Laura Loves A Big Cocktail Personalised Card
Funny Multiple Choice Dad Am I Your Favourite Card
Funny Dolls To My Bestest Friend Rude Birthday Card
Jolly Awesome Tarot Death Old AF Birthday Card
Poppy and Mabel Two Cupcakes Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Card
Modern Rude Little Shit Daughter Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Old Grey Pubes Yay Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Chops These Are All The Fucks I Give About Your Birthday Card
Rude Funny B Is For Birthday And Also For Blowjob Card
Humorous Son Here's A Card To Mark 21 Years And 9 Months Typographic Birthday Card
Typographical Funny Rude Happy Birthday The Bum Is Still Out Of Bounds Card
Funny Magnificent Coq Friend Birthday Card
Funny Poem Birthday Card
Typographic funny humour rude Mate you're old male friend birthday card
I Would Get You A Pint Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card
Hap-penis Funny Pun Birthday Card
Dean Morris News Flash You're Old As Fuck Birthday Card
Only Twats Are Born This Month Birthday Card
Typographic funny humour rude I'm surprised you're still alive friend birthday card
Rude Funny Cheer Up You Grumpy Twat Its Your Birthday Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!