Would You Like To Lick It Funny TV Valentine's Card

Standard Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

Front of card: 'You put me in a spin!' Valentine's Day Card Illustration of the late great Australian cricketer. Text reads: "You put me in a spin!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Illustration Of The Late Great Australian Cricketer Valentine's Day Card

Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers I Love You 200g
x1 Bottega Petalo Gift Box 75cl
Additional Information:
1 x Maltesers I Love You 200g
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
x1 Bottega Petalo Gift Box 75cl
ABV 6.5%
Allergens: Contains SULPHITES
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Alcohol Gift

Maltesers I Love You 200g & Bottega Petalo Gift Box 75cl Gift Set

Product Specification:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
Additional Information:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.12
Weight: 0.134
ABV: 11%
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
ABV: 14%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

From Me To You Albacore Reserve Shiraz Gift Box

These are 3 stunning wines. Not surprising, perhaps, when you look at where they come from. Of all the traditional winemaking countries in the world, France has a certain cachet, a particular je ne sais quoi that adds a degree of gravitas other countries can only strive for. And these three treats come in their own stylish, wooden presentation case.
Specially chosen for those who prefer a more traditional selection.
Product Specification:
Virgin Wines Me to You French Red Wine Trio Gift Set 75cl
x1 La Toile Vierge Rouge Vin De France (12.5%)
x1 Trois Calices Grenache Vin De France (14%)
x1 Le Pont de Diable Syrah Grenache(13%)
x1 'Me to You' Gift Box
Additional Information:
Country of origin: France ABV: 12.5%-14% Size: 75cl
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery. 
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Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Virgin Wines Me to You French Red Wine Trio Gift Set 75cl

Product Specification:
1 x Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Bag of Mini Heart Marshmallows 40g Packed in a Bespoke Gift Tube
Additional Information: Product Name: Accademia Moscato Dolce 20cl (6.5% ABV) Allergens: Contains SULPHITES ABV 6.5% Product Name: Mini Heart Marshmallows 40g Ingredients: Glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, corn starch, flavouring, colour: E162.

With Love 20cl Prosecco and Sweet Heart Gift Set

Front of card: Photograph of two kangaroos holding each other, with text. Text reads: Love Roo Brandon. Editable name. Back of card: Aperture and Moonpig logos.

Square Card

Aperture Animals Cute Valentine's Day Love Australia Card

Large Square Card

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Rude Funny Toaster Valentine's Day Card 
I want to slide in deep!
Mmm, you're so hot!

Naughty And Funny Toaster Valentine's Day Card

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card

A beer-illiant gift for the hops lover in your life, this branded gift pack includes two of Brewdog's most popular brews along with a glass to enjoy sipping them from. Cheers!
Product Specification:
x1 Brewdog Punk IPA 330ml
x1 Brewdog Lost Lager 330ml
x1 Branded Glass
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 26 x 23.2 x 8.4cm
Weight: 1.54kg
660ml x1 5.4% x1 4.5%
Minimum age 18 years +
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Brewdog Punk IPA & Lost Lager Glass Gift Set

Product Specification:
x4&nbsp;330ml Craft Lager cans x1 Beer glass x2 Snacks Beer Mats &amp; Pub Quiz
Additional Information:
x1 Love Beer Box
Ingredients: Beer will contain gluten from malted barley and malted wheat. Occasionally, some beers may contain lactose, please check with us if concerned or to exclude any particular ingredients. Snacks and other similar products may contain: celery, cereals containing gluten (such as barley and oats), crustaceans (such as prawns, crabs and lobsters), eggs, fish, lupin, milk, molluscs (such as mussels and oysters), mustard, peanuts, sesame, soybeans, sulphur dioxide and sulphites (if the sulphur dioxide and sulphites are at a concentration of more than ten parts per million) and tree nuts (such as almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, brazil nuts, cashews, pecans, pistachios and macadamia nuts). This also applies to additives, processing aids and any other substances which are present in the final product.&nbsp;
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Love Beer Thirst Aid Kit Hamper

Rude Card

Front of card: 'You make life...' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant teal background. Text reads: "You make life a lot less shit x". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Teal Background Valentines Day Card

Spoil your oh-so-special hubby to a gift that never misses. This giant bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk is a whole 850g of deliciousness, guaranteed to delight right down to the last square.
Product Specification:
x1&nbsp;850g CDM Bar Milk
Ingredients:
Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.&nbsp;
Additional Information:
169mm 420mm 15mm 850g

Chocolates

Cadbury Special Hubby Dairy Milk (850g)

A box of 30 melt-in-the-mouth chocolates from the gurus at Lindt, this Master Chocolatier Collection is the present that keeps on giving. Complete with a personliased 'With Love' sleeve, this assortment of fine milk, dark and white chocolates is &ndash; in the words of Lindt &ndash; &lsquo;a joy to give, a delight to receive&rsquo;. We couldn&rsquo;t agree more.
Product Specification:
x1 Sleeved Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (320g)&nbsp;
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: H: 194cm x W: 343cm x D: 32cm Weight: 0.044kg
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains nuts.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, milk fat, whole milk powder, lactose, hazelnut praline, invert sugar, vegetable fats (coconut, palm), glucose syrup, hazelnuts, almonds, skimmed milk powder, stabilizer (wheat and maize sorbitol), emulsifier (soya lecithin ).
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Lindt With Love Chocolate Collection (320g)

Product Specification:
x1 Holdsworth I Love You 200g Truffle Box
Additional Information:
x1 Holdsworth 200g Truffle Box
Dimensions: 20cm x 20cm x 3cm
Weight: 200G
Ingredients: Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Butter (Milk), Fondant (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water), Caramel (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk, Sugar, Water, Cocoa Butter, Modified Starch, Thickener: Agar-Agar, Flavours, Emulsifiers: Mono and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids, E471 &ndash; Sunflower Lecithin, Salt, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate), Praline Paste (Hazelnuts), Caramelised Hazelnuts (Sugar, Hazelnuts), Neutral Spirit, Fruit Purees (Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Strawberries, Orange &amp; Beetroot Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavouring, Ethanol, Acidifier: Citric Acid, Colouring Plant Concentrates (Carrot, Pumpkin, Apple, Safflower, Lemon)), Marc de Champagne, Chocolate Liqueur, Natural Flavourings (Strawberry, Coffee, Orange), Rum Flavouring (Flavourings, Thickening Agent: Xanthan Gum, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid), Rum, Orange Liqueur, Amaretto, Salt, Strawberries, Raspberries, Coffee Granules, Colouring (Beetroot), Citric Acid.
Contains Hazelnuts. May contain traces of other tree nuts, peanuts, gluten &amp; egg.
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Holdsworth I Love You 200g Truffle Box

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

Hand Drawn Underwear Fancy The Pants Valentines Card

Bear Bottom Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Bear Bottom Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card

Rude Funny Typographic I'd Like To Have Lots Of Card

Front of card: Humourous Valentine's Day Card Colourful Typography surrounded by hearts on a black background. Text reads: "I love you so much I could shit rainbows". Back of card: Dean Morris logo

Colourful Typography Surrounded By Hearts Humourous Valentine's Day Card

Typographic You're My Favourite Friend With Benefits Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Card Art Deco themed illustration of a sunrise over mountains and trees. Text reads: "To my partner in adventure" and "Happy Valentine's Day Jacob!". 'Happy Valentine's Day Jacob!' can be personalised! Back of card: Far and wide logo

Art Deco themed Illustration Of A Sunrise Over Mountains And Trees Personalised Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: 'My #001' Funny Valentine's Day Card Illustration of an old man from the popular Korean survival drama series on a red background. Text reads: "Happy Valentine's to my number #001". Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo

Illustration Of An Old Man From The Popular Korean Survival Drama Valentine's Day Card

Light up their day with these scented soy wax candles. Free from plastic, GMO and palm oil, and coming in recyclable glass votives spelling out 'LOVE', this gift shows you care for the planet as well as the recipient! The perfect gift for any home.
Keep out of reach of children. Trim wick to 10mm before relighting. Never leave a lit candle unattended.
Adding chocolate?
Send someone the gift of ultimate chocolate indulgence with Lindt. These individually wrapped delights combine creaminess and crunchiness in a unique taste and texture experience. With velvety dark chocolate and whole roasted hazelnuts, this is the perfect gift for that sweet-toothed person in your life!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt NUXOR with Dark Chocolate and Whole Roasted Hazelnuts Box (165g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: H: 18cm x W: 10.5cm x D: 5.8cm Weight: 165g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Walnuts and other nuts.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar Whole Hazelnuts (20%) Cocoa Mass Ground Hazelnuts (16%) Cocoa Butter Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder Whole Milk Powder Anhydrous Milk Fat Almonds (0.2%) Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Flavouring Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 46% min
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Gifts For Home

Love You 4pk Candles Gift Set

I Love You More Than I Love Coffee Which Is A Lot Funny Card

I Need A Hug That Turns Into Sex Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Need A Hug That Turns Into Sex Valentines Day Card

Jam and Toast Love Is In The Air Funny Valentines Day Card

Give young vehicle fans a treat with the LEGO Technic Heavy-Duty Bulldozer (42163) construction vehicle toy for boys and girls aged 7+.
Inspired by real bulldozers, the yellow colour scheme captures the imaginations of new Technic builders, encouraging boys and girls to develop new building skills. Authentic details include the tracks and the blade, which kids can lift and lower using the element on top of the bulldozer for imaginative play. This set makes a great small gift for boys and girls who love LEGO construction vehicles.
LEGO Technic construction toys for kids feature realistic details that introduce young LEGO builders to engineering in an approachable way. Give kids a fun building adventure with the LEGO Builder app, which lets them zoom in and rotate models in 3D and track their progress.
Product Specification:&nbsp;
1 x 42163 Heavy-Duty Bulldozer
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Dimensions: 8x10x8cm&nbsp;
Weight: 0.151kg
Contains 195 Pieces
7+
Warning! Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years old.

Toys & Games

LEGO Heavy-Duty Bulldozer (42163)

Put big super-hero adventures into the hands of boys and girls aged 6+ with LEGO Marvel Venom Mech Armour vs. Miles Morales (76276). Kids will love this web-slinging, Super Hero Marvel building toy featuring a fully jointed Venom mech action figure, 2 popular minifigures and cool, web-shooting accessories.
The buildable, posable Venom toy mech features jointed arms, legs and clawed hands that are large enough to hold a minifigure. Its chest opens to reveal a cockpit for the Venom minifigure pilot. The buildable Spider-Man toy also includes a Miles Morales minifigure carrying 2 handheld web shooters and a flexible web &lsquo;rope&rsquo;, which can be attached to the buildable Venom action figure at multiple points. Kids can expand the play possibilities even further by combining this buildable playset with other LEGO Marvel toy mechs in the range (sold separately). For added digital fun, builders can zoom in, rotate models in 3D and track their progress using the fun, intuitive LEGO Builder app.
This action-packed LEGO Marvel building toy featuring a cool Venom action figure and iconic minifigures makes a great Marvel Spider-Man themed gift for kids, boys and girls aged 6 plus years old.
Product Specification:&nbsp;
1 x 76276 LEGO Venom Mech Armour vs. Miles Morales
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Dimensions: 141x191x46mm
Weight: 0.154kg
Contains 134 Pieces
6+
Warning! Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 2 years old.

LEGO Venom Mech Armour vs. Miles Morales (76276)

My Dear Friend Jenny Smile Photo Upload Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

My Dear Friend Jenny Smile Photo Upload Card

Don&rsquo;t let Valentine&rsquo;s Day stress you out &ndash; squeeze these Ann Summers Stress Boobs for instant calm and relaxation. Specially designed to help relieve tension and soothe a worried mind, these boobs are a cheeky little gift for someone on Valentine&rsquo;s Day, a hen party present, or birthday surprise.
Includes: 
<ul>
<li>1 x stress boobs</li>
</ul>
Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 5CM
Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Gadgets & Novelties

Ann Summers Stress Boobs

You Make Me Want To Beet My Meat Rude Valentines Day Card

I'd Kneel For You Themed Valentine's Day Card

Topical I'd Kneel For You Themed Valentine's Day Card

I Wanna Do Rudies With Your Nudies Rude Valentines Day Card

Thanks For Being Personalised Valentines Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Thanks For Being Personalised Valentines Card

Front of Card: Illustrated text on pizza box in red, green and black colours on cream background Text reads:
"Husband you're hot, spicy & I want a pizza you!".
 Back of card: Hanson White logo. Moonpig logo.

Punny Illustrated Pizza Husband Valentine's Day Card

Word Up Love You Boyf Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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