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Funny Illustration Christmas Party Yew Said Card Front of card: Illustration of man surrounded by snow Text reads: "I Fort Yer Woz Goin Christmas Party Yew Said" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Funny Illustration Christmas Party Yew Said Card

Funny Spoof Illustration It's Begging To Look A Lot Like Christmas Card Front of card: Illustration of man holding presents surrounded by snow Text reads: "Lucy"- editable text, "It's begging to look a lot like Christmas"- fixed text. Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Funny Spoof Illustration It's Begging To Look A Lot Like Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny topical illustration of singer On Grey Snowy Background With Text Above Her. Text reads: "Merry Christmas To My Partner In Wine" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Topical Merry Christmas To My Partner In Wine Card

Front of card: Funny topical illustration of singer On Green Background With Text Above Her. Text reads: "Merry ChristmasFrom Your Lover" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Topical Merry Christmas From Your Lover Card

Let's be real: when you pull a Christmas cracker, you don't want a silly joke or paper hat, do you? You want a bottle of bubbly! Lucky for you, we have just the thing. This set of four Christmas crackers each contain a 20cl bottle of Freixenet meaning that you can keep the fizz flowing long after Christmas dinner.
Additional Information
4 x 20cl
ABV: 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Alcohol Gift

Freixenet Prosecco Gift Set 4x20cl

Gift Face Personalised Christmas Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

Gift Face Personalised Christmas Card

Pun Edcellent Birthday Card

Create a little mini moment of &lsquo;me&rsquo; time for yourself with this soothing Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set. A sumptuous little skincare surprise, this pretty little gift box includes an in-shower body scrub and body wash and rich hydrating body butter. A thoughtful present for someone in need of some pampering. Product Specification:
1 X This gift contains: 1 X Signature Body Scrub 50ml 1 X Signature Body Wash 75ml 1 X Signature Body Butter 75ml 1 X Body Puff
Ingredients:
Body Wash: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Propylene Glycol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, Agar, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Mica, Polyquaternium-39, Tin Oxide, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 73360 (Red 30 Lake), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 16035 (Red 40), CI 42090 (Blue 1)
Body Scrub: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pumice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 16035 (Red 40)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Beauty

Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set

For that lager lover in your life, a bottle of Stella Artois and branded glass surely wouldn't go amiss. Perfect for sipping and savouring, this is one gift they'll enjoy right down to the last bubble.
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Product Specification:
x1 Stella Artois Lager 330ml
x1 Stella Artois 33cl Chalice
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Contains: BARLEY
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.874kg
Dimensions: 8 x 23.2 x 15.8cm
330ml
4.80%
Wash glass before use. Hand wash only.
Please enjoy this product responsibly.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Stella Artois & Glass Chalice 330ml

Front of card: Cute Illustration of a Whale in Manger wearing a Santa's Hat. Text reads: A Whale In A Manger Back of Card: Beth Fletcher Logo

Cute Whale Illustration A Whale In A Manger Christmas Card

The true taste of Scottish confectionery &ndash; this gorgeously decorated Walker&rsquo;s Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin is filled with three of Walker&rsquo;s bestselling biscuits &ndash; tasty oat &amp; cranberry, yummy Belgian chocolate chunk and tangy stem ginger. A scrumptious shortbread surprise for someone who could use a tasty little pick-me-up.

Weight:&nbsp;300g
Dimensions:&nbsp;25x17x5.4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Wheat flour (wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, vegetable oils (rapeseed, palm), oats (11%), butter (milk), dark chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring), candied stem ginger (5%) (stem ginger, sugar), sweetened dried cranberries (4%) (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil), milk chocolate chunks (3%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin: natural vanilla flavouring), golden syrup (partially inverted sugar syrup), skimmed milk powder, raising agents: sodium bicarbonate, disodium diphosphate; fat-reduced cocoa powder, ground ginger, salt, natural flavouring. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in bold. May also contain nuts. Store in a cool, dry place.
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Chocolates

Walkers Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin (300g)

A selection of seriously tempting chocolates from Lindt master chocolatiers. Surprise a special someone with this tasty gift, a moreish selection of fabulous flavours - including caramel praline, raspberry ganache, and creamy orange hazelnut. Delish!
Contains:
Almond &amp; Orange Delight* Dark Chocolate Mousse Orange Heart Milk Chocolate Spiral Chocolate Delight Soft Nougat with Hazelnut pieces Almond &amp; Gianduja Square Caramel Crunchy Chocolate Drop Crunchy Hazelnut Gianduja
*contains alcohol
Weight:184g
Dimensions:15.8 x 25.8 x 2.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
Allergy advice: May contain other Nuts &nbsp;

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

Modern Cute Funny Dog Eating Mince Pies Christmas Card

Modern Cute Funny Illustration Dog Eating Mince Pies Christmas Card

Dean Morris Santa Loves Everyone Christmas Card

Voice Activation Funny Cancel Christmas Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Front of card: Funny card featuring a famour politician wearing a santa hat on a white background, with red and black text. Text reads: Merry Christmas Enjoy The Tax Increase Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Merry Christmas Enjoy The Tax Increase Funny Christmas Card

Funny Tis The Season To Get Trollied Card

Funny Typographic Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Thats If Brexit Lets Him Christmas Card

Jolly Awesome Getting Into The Christmas Spirits Jingle Balls Card

Cute Cartoon Pun Hedgenog Christmas Card

Have A Super Cracking Christmas Card

Front of card: Birthdays Equals Drinking Birthday Card Illustration of Ed Sheeran Holding A Tray Of Alcoholic Drinks Back of card: London Studio LOL logo

The London Studio Birthdays Equals Drinking Card

Front of card: Funny Christmas card with a cartoon girl looking worried wearing a Santa hat and a large jumper with the words "Baby it's cold inside" on it. With text beneath. Text reads: "Because gas is so bloody expensive" Back of card: Mrs Best logo

Mrs Best Funny Baby It's Cold Inside Christmas Card

Front of card: Fabulous Ru Paul Christmas card with cartoon illustration of Ru Paul on a red background and text beneath. Text reads: "Merry Christmas to Ru" Back of card: Mrs Best logo

Mrs Best Ru Paul Merry Christmas To Ru Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny Joe Exotic mugshot cartoon illustration with text above Text reads: "glad tidings we bring, from your tiger king." Back of card: Mrs Best logo

Mrs Best Joe Exotic From Your Tiger King Christmas Card

Front of card: Photo upload card showing an illustration of Sandy Claws or Santa Claus below the photo upload image. Text reads: 'Scary Christmas. Have a hauntingly good time!' Editable text reads "from the both of us!" Inside of Card: Illustration of Jack Skellington with sack of presents. Back of Card: Disney and The Nightmare Before Christmas logos.

Nightmare Before Christmas Disney Haunting Photo Upload Christmas Card

Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

Gadgets & Novelties

Squawking Stress Chicken

Treat someone to a cheeky and oh-so-foxy set of socks guaranteed to tickle them pink. With three pairs in different colours, it's the perfect gift for those days when they just feel like saying 'oh for fox sake!'.
Product Specification:
UK Size 8-11
Additional Information:
0.2kg
16 10 6cm
COTTON / POLYAMIDE / ELASTANE
DO NOT IRON, DO NOT BLEACH, DO NOT TUMBLE DRY, WASH AT 40 GENTLE
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Adding chocolate?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Fox Sake Adults 3pk Socks

Official Charts Number 1 Christmas photo Upload Card Front of Card: Green background with text at the top of the card that reads: "Official Number 1, Top 5 Christmas Number 1s" Photo upload frame with a red border below in the center of the card. Bottom of card features a list of the top 5 Christmas Number One's Rear of Card: Official UK Charts Company Logo

Official Charts Number 1 Christmas photo Upload Card

Front of card: Funny Pun Football Christmas Card Illustration of a footballer diving. Text reads: "Diving home for xmas". Back of card: Pigment logo

Square Card

Illustration Of A Footballer Diving Funny Pun Football Christmas Card

Large Square Card

Front of card: Card showing a Perfectly Imperfect Prints Christmas Snowman with it's hat, scarf, carrot nose, and coal eyes and buttons made out of fingerprints. Back of card: Perfectly Imperfect Prints by Rhea Logo.

Perfectly Imperfect Prints Christmas Snowman card designed by Rhea

Front of card: Card showing a Perfectly Imperfect Prints Christmas pudding made out of fingerprints, with holly on top which is also made of fingerprints. Back of card: Perfectly Imperfect Prints by Rhea Logo.

Perfectly Imperfect Prints Christmas Pudding card designed by Rhea

Have they always dreamed of having a husky? Well, you can get them one step closer to their dream pet with this adorable little guy. From Warmies, this soft toy is soft to the touch and can be popped into the microwave to heat up. Once he&rsquo;s all warm and cuddly, it&rsquo;s time to enjoy cosy nights in properly. Age: 3 years +
Warmies&reg; are fully heatable soft toys&nbsp;that&nbsp;can be heated in a microwave to provide hours of soothing warmth and comfort. These luxuriously soft plush designs are gently scented with relaxing lavender and can be reheated time and time again.&nbsp;Warmies&reg;&nbsp;are weighted, warming, scented and super cuddly, making them an ideal gift for all ages!&nbsp;
Simply warm for 90 seconds up to a 1,000W microwave.
Soothes, Warms and Comforts.
Scented with French Lavender.
Chill in a Freezer for Cooling Relief.
Suitable for all ages.
Surface clean regularly with a lightly damp cloth, allow to dry at room temperature. DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER.
All customers and recipients of this product should note this product may get hot, so should not overheat the product. Product is for microwave use only, in accordance with manufacturer's guidance. Users should take care when removing the product from the microwave and avoid prolonged direct contact with skin as this product can cause burns.

Soft Toy

Warmies Heatable Husky Soft Toy

Stay warm this winter and cuddle up to this adorable baby penguin soft toy. This perky little penguin is the perfect bedtime companion for little ones &ndash; it&rsquo;s designed to be gently warmed in the microwave and cuddled up to in bed as a safe alternative to a hot water bottle. A great Christmas present for a little one who&rsquo;d love a new friend for bedtime.
Warmies&reg; are fully heatable soft toys&nbsp;that&nbsp;can be heated in a microwave to provide hours of soothing warmth and comfort. These luxuriously soft plush designs are gently scented with relaxing lavender and can be reheated time and time again.&nbsp;Warmies&reg;&nbsp;are weighted, warming, scented and super cuddly, making them an ideal gift for all ages!&nbsp;
Simply warm for 90 seconds up to a 1,000W microwave.
Soothes, Warms and Comforts.
Scented with French Lavender.
Chill in a Freezer for Cooling Relief.
Suitable for all ages.
Surface clean regularly with a lightly damp cloth, allow to dry at room temperature. DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER.
All customers and recipients of this product should note this product may get hot, so should not overheat the product. Product is for microwave use only, in accordance with manufacturer's guidance. Users should take care when removing the product from the microwave and avoid prolonged direct contact with skin as this product can cause burns.
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Warmies Baby Penguin Heatable Soft Toy

Front of card: Illustration of famous celebrity piano player wearing sunglasses Text reads:"Its Christmas For You and I". Back of card: Sketchy Characters logo.

Topical Funny Its Christmas Time For You and I Card

Front of card: Illustration of famous celebrity singer with ginger hair wearing a santa costume and shorts Text reads:"Merry Edmas" Back of card: Sketchy Characters logo.

Topical Funny Merry Edmas ChristmasI Card

Front of card: Modern photo upload card featuring multiple smiley faces including Christmas and Party themed smileys around the border of the card. Text reads: "To our Son. Merry Christmas" Back of card: Smiley World Logo.

Smiley World Fun Photo Upload Christmas Card For Our Son

Diverse Characters Faces Funny Have A Merry Messy Christmas Card

Front of card: Illustration of famous celebrity piano player wearing sunglasses and ginger haired singer Text reads:"Its Christmas Time!". Back of card: Sketchy Characters logo.

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