Funny Valentines Card Break Any One Of These I will Destroy you

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Product Specification:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
x1 Il Colmo Proseco Brut NV
Additional Information:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.12
Weight: 0.134
ABV: 11%
x1 Il Colmo Proseco Brut NV
Dimensions: 39.8 x 12.8 x 12.8cm
Weight: 1.5kg
ABV: 11.5%
Country of Origin: Italy&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

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From Me To You Il Colmo Proseco Brut NV Gift Box

Product Specification:
x1 Fincas Del Sur Malbec Wooden Gift Box
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket
Additional Information:
x1 Fincas Del Sur Malbec Wooden Gift Box
ABV: 14.5%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
Suitable for Vegans
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket
Contents: x8 Chocolates&nbsp;
Dimensions: L16cm x W8.6cm x H3.1cm
Weight: 100g
Ingredients: cocoa solids (cocoa butter, cocoa mass), sugar, full cream MILK powder, sweetened hazelnut paste (HAZELNUTS, sugar, emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), caramel half-salted butter (glucose fructose syrup, sweetened condensed MILK, half salted butter (from MILK), sugar, salt), peanut butter paste (PEANUTS, sea salt), butter oil (from MILK), skimmed MILK powder, PECAN NUT paste, stabilisers (sorbitol, glycerol), vegetable fats (coconut, shea, sunflower), whipping cream (cream (from MILK), stabiliser (carrageenan)), HAZELNUT paste, glucose syrup, cocoa biscuits (WHEAT flour, cocoa powder, sugar, butter (from MILK), sunflower oil, salt, raising agent (ammonium bicarbonate), flavourings), shortbread biscuits (WHEAT flour, coconut oil, sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate), salt), whole MILK, emulsifiers (SOYA lecithin, sunflower lecithin), meringue granules (sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, EGG white), raspberry juice concentrate, freeze dried fruit powders (strawberry, raspberry), caramelised sugar, yoghurt powder (yoghurt powder (from MILK), sugar, acidity regulators (malic acid, citric acid), flavouring), freeze dried fruit pieces (strawberry, raspberry), lactose (from MILK), flavourings, acidity regulator (citric acid), natural colours (paprika, annatto bixin), vanilla seeds. Dark chocolate contains minimum 70% cocoa solids. Milk chocolate contains minimum 40% cocoa solids, minimum 20% milk solids. White chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa butter, minimum 27% milk solids. Caramel milk chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa solids, minimum 26% milk solids. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in BOLD. All chocolates in this box may contain tree nuts, peanuts, milk, soya, gluten, wheat, egg, sesame. Ribbons are for decoration. Supervision of an adult is recommended
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket & Fincas Del Sur Malbec Wooden Gift Box

Product Specification:
x1 Lanson Black Label Brut 20cl
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket
Additional Information:
x1 Lanson Black Label Brut 20cl
ABV: 12.50%
Size: 20cl
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket
Contents: x8 Chocolates&nbsp;
Dimensions: L16cm x W8.6cm x H3.1cm
Weight: 100g
Ingredients: cocoa solids (cocoa butter, cocoa mass), sugar, full cream MILK powder, sweetened hazelnut paste (HAZELNUTS, sugar, emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), caramel half-salted butter (glucose fructose syrup, sweetened condensed MILK, half salted butter (from MILK), sugar, salt), peanut butter paste (PEANUTS, sea salt), butter oil (from MILK), skimmed MILK powder, PECAN NUT paste, stabilisers (sorbitol, glycerol), vegetable fats (coconut, shea, sunflower), whipping cream (cream (from MILK), stabiliser (carrageenan)), HAZELNUT paste, glucose syrup, cocoa biscuits (WHEAT flour, cocoa powder, sugar, butter (from MILK), sunflower oil, salt, raising agent (ammonium bicarbonate), flavourings), shortbread biscuits (WHEAT flour, coconut oil, sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate), salt), whole MILK, emulsifiers (SOYA lecithin, sunflower lecithin), meringue granules (sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, EGG white), raspberry juice concentrate, freeze dried fruit powders (strawberry, raspberry), caramelised sugar, yoghurt powder (yoghurt powder (from MILK), sugar, acidity regulators (malic acid, citric acid), flavouring), freeze dried fruit pieces (strawberry, raspberry), lactose (from MILK), flavourings, acidity regulator (citric acid), natural colours (paprika, annatto bixin), vanilla seeds. Dark chocolate contains minimum 70% cocoa solids. Milk chocolate contains minimum 40% cocoa solids, minimum 20% milk solids. White chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa butter, minimum 27% milk solids. Caramel milk chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa solids, minimum 26% milk solids. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in BOLD. All chocolates in this box may contain tree nuts, peanuts, milk, soya, gluten, wheat, egg, sesame. Ribbons are for decoration. Supervision of an adult is recommended
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket & Lanson Black Label Brut 20cl

Wake Up With Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Wake Up With Me Personalised Card

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Happy Valentines Night Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Happy Valentines Night Personalised Card

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Introducing our latest collection of Tatty Teddy themed flowers. More than just pretty blooms, they're a uniquely special alternative to ordinary bouquets. Crafted to express your feelings and make mum feel all the love this Mother&rsquo;s Day. Introduction Celebrate Mother's Day with the Tatty Teddy Dreams flowers. This beautiful bouquet features pink roses, white dianthus barbatus, pink alstroemeria, green bell, and pistache. It's a joyful way to show your mum that she means the world to you. Because every mum is beautiful, but yours is definitely your favourite.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 6 x Pink Rose 4 x White Dianthus Barbatus 3 x Pink Alstroemeria 2 x Greenbell 3 x Pistache
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

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Tatty Teddy Dreams

Introducing our latest collection of Tatty Teddy themed flowers. More than just pretty blooms, they're a uniquely special alternative to ordinary bouquets. Crafted to express your feelings and make mum feel all the love this Mother&rsquo;s Day.
Introduction You've got the perfect bouquet to celebrate Mother's day! The Tatty Teddy Pastel Skies flowers, with charming white and pink roses and white gypsophila, are bursting with happy vibes and so much love. The perfect bunch to spread joy this Mother's Day.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 6 x White Rose 30cm 6 x Pink Rose 30cm 1 x White Gypsofilia 1 x Pistache 1 x Hat Box
Total bouquet length: 30cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

Tatty Teddy Pastel Skies

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 5 x Yellow Spray Narcissi 3 x Blue Hyacinth 3 x Blue Anemones 5 x Pink Tulip 2 x Parvi 1 x Jar with ribbon
Total bouquet length: 38cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

You're My Everything

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Typographical Thanks For Letting Me Watch Love Island Card

Typographical You Are The One My Dad Warned Me About Funny Valentines Day Card

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

Chocolates

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

Eight of Hotel Chocolat&rsquo;s best-loved chocolates in milk, dark and white chocolate.
Product Specification:
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket Selection
Additional Information:
x8 Chocolates&nbsp;
Dimensions: L16cm x W8.6cm x H3.1cm
Weight: 100g
Ingredients: cocoa solids (cocoa butter, cocoa mass), sugar, full cream MILK powder, sweetened hazelnut paste (HAZELNUTS, sugar, emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), caramel half-salted butter (glucose fructose syrup, sweetened condensed MILK, half salted butter (from MILK), sugar, salt), peanut butter paste (PEANUTS, sea salt), butter oil (from MILK), skimmed MILK powder, PECAN NUT paste, stabilisers (sorbitol, glycerol), vegetable fats (coconut, shea, sunflower), whipping cream (cream (from MILK), stabiliser (carrageenan)), HAZELNUT paste, glucose syrup, cocoa biscuits (WHEAT flour, cocoa powder, sugar, butter (from MILK), sunflower oil, salt, raising agent (ammonium bicarbonate), flavourings), shortbread biscuits (WHEAT flour, coconut oil, sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate), salt), whole MILK, emulsifiers (SOYA lecithin, sunflower lecithin), meringue granules (sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, EGG white), raspberry juice concentrate, freeze dried fruit powders (strawberry, raspberry), caramelised sugar, yoghurt powder (yoghurt powder (from MILK), sugar, acidity regulators (malic acid, citric acid), flavouring), freeze dried fruit pieces (strawberry, raspberry), lactose (from MILK), flavourings, acidity regulator (citric acid), natural colours (paprika, annatto bixin), vanilla seeds. Dark chocolate contains minimum 70% cocoa solids. Milk chocolate contains minimum 40% cocoa solids, minimum 20% milk solids. White chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa butter, minimum 27% milk solids. Caramel milk chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa solids, minimum 26% milk solids. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in BOLD. All chocolates in this box may contain tree nuts, peanuts, milk, soya, gluten, wheat, egg, sesame. Ribbons are for decoration. Supervision of an adult is recommended
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket Chocolate Selection 100g

<div>The perfect gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate, with an adorable 'I Love You' sleeve.</div>
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Product Specification:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information:&nbsp;
42x 17 x 1.5cm, 850g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Contains&nbsp;Milk. May Contain&nbsp;Nuts,&nbsp;Wheat.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk 'I Love You' Bar (850g)

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Don&rsquo;t let Valentine&rsquo;s Day stress you out &ndash; squeeze these Ann Summers Stress Boobs for instant calm and relaxation. Specially designed to help relieve tension and soothe a worried mind, these boobs are a cheeky little gift for someone on Valentine&rsquo;s Day, a hen party present, or birthday surprise.
Includes: 
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<li>1 x stress boobs</li>
</ul>
Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 5CM
Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

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Ann Summers Stress Boobs

Funny I'm A Considerate Lover Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny I'm A Considerate Lover Valentine's Day Card

It's all coming up roses! Nestled in a mug perfect for their favourite warm brew, this adorable Tatty Teddy is the perfect way to treat your special someone to a rose that won't wilt.
Products Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy Grow Our Love Mug &amp; Soft Toy Gift Set
Additional Information
Weight: 350g
Dimensions: 9 x 10 x 18 cm

Soft Toy

Tatty Teddy Our Love Mug & Soft Toy

This adorable pair of pearfect pears is a lovely present to make that certain someone feel special. Give them something fruity and flirty with this cuddly Love Hearts soft toy.

Approximately 7 inches in size.
"Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm heigh: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +
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Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Swizzels Love Hearts Perfect Pear

Love is definitely in the air with this fuzzy soft toy. The Love Hearts Rainbow Heart Soft Toy is the perfect gift for your family, friends and even colleagues - because love is love and it knows no boundaries. It measures approximately 18cm (7") in height.
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.
Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Swizzels Love Hearts Rainbow Love is Love Soft Toy

I'm Just Crackers About You Parrots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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