Would You Like To Lick It Funny TV Valentine's Card

Standard Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

How Much Lego Funny TV Valentine's Card

Front of card: Illustration of Derek, Netlix, Kev. Text reads: "8 ounces of pure blood sausage coming right at ya!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

All Things Banter Humour Illustration Netlix Valentine's Card

Front of card: 'You put me in a spin!' Valentine's Day Card Illustration of the late great Australian cricketer. Text reads: "You put me in a spin!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Illustration Of The Late Great Australian Cricketer Valentine's Day Card

Product Specification:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
Additional Information:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.12
Weight: 0.134
ABV: 11%
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
ABV: 14%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Alcohol Gift

From Me To You Albacore Reserve Shiraz Gift Box

These are 3 stunning wines. Not surprising, perhaps, when you look at where they come from. Of all the traditional winemaking countries in the world, France has a certain cachet, a particular je ne sais quoi that adds a degree of gravitas other countries can only strive for. And these three treats come in their own stylish, wooden presentation case.
Specially chosen for those who prefer a more traditional selection.
Product Specification:
Virgin Wines Me to You French Red Wine Trio Gift Set 75cl
x1 La Toile Vierge Rouge Vin De France (12.5%)
x1 Trois Calices Grenache Vin De France (14%)
x1 Le Pont de Diable Syrah Grenache(13%)
x1 'Me to You' Gift Box
Additional Information:
Country of origin: France ABV: 12.5%-14% Size: 75cl
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery. 
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Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Virgin Wines Me to You French Red Wine Trio Gift Set 75cl

Product Specification:
x1 Virgin Wines Sent with Love Wine trio with Prosecco
Additional Information:
x1 Virgin Wines Sent with Love Wine trio with Prosecco
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.14
Weight: 4
ABV: 11%, 14.5%
1x Prodezza Prosecco Brut
1x 16 Little Black Pigs Shiraz Cabernet
1x Ali di Api Pinot Grigio
1x Sent with Love Gift Box

Virgin Wines Sent with Love Wine trio with Prosecco

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Happy I Shaved For You Day Funny Valentine's Card

Rude Card

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card

It doesn't matter whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they deserve to get clean in style. With a body puff and body wash, it's a scrubbing good gift.
Product Specification:
x1 Body
x1 Body Puff
Ingredients:
Aqua(Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum(Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, PEG-150 Distearate, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA, Ethylhexylglycerin.
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 15.2 x 12.2 x 9.7
Weight: 0.83
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Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Beauty

Darth Vader Body Wash Gift Set

A beer-illiant gift for the hops lover in your life, this branded gift pack includes two of Brewdog's most popular brews along with a glass to enjoy sipping them from. Cheers!
Product Specification:
x1 Brewdog Punk IPA 330ml
x1 Brewdog Lost Lager 330ml
x1 Branded Glass
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 26 x 23.2 x 8.4cm
Weight: 1.54kg
660ml x1 5.4% x1 4.5%
Minimum age 18 years +
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Brewdog Punk IPA & Lost Lager Glass Gift Set

Product Specification:
x4&nbsp;330ml Craft Lager cans x1 Beer glass x2 Snacks Beer Mats &amp; Pub Quiz
Additional Information:
x1 Love Beer Box
Ingredients: Beer will contain gluten from malted barley and malted wheat. Occasionally, some beers may contain lactose, please check with us if concerned or to exclude any particular ingredients. Snacks and other similar products may contain: celery, cereals containing gluten (such as barley and oats), crustaceans (such as prawns, crabs and lobsters), eggs, fish, lupin, milk, molluscs (such as mussels and oysters), mustard, peanuts, sesame, soybeans, sulphur dioxide and sulphites (if the sulphur dioxide and sulphites are at a concentration of more than ten parts per million) and tree nuts (such as almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, brazil nuts, cashews, pecans, pistachios and macadamia nuts). This also applies to additives, processing aids and any other substances which are present in the final product.&nbsp;
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Love Beer Thirst Aid Kit Hamper

Typographical I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Funny Valentines Day Card

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

Front of card: 'You make life...' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant teal background. Text reads: "You make life a lot less shit x". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Teal Background Valentines Day Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny Im Horny Card

Funny To Do List You Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

Chocolates

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

The perfect Valentine's Day gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Toblerone chocolate, with an adorable "I Love You' sleeve.

Contains:
1 x Bar of 360g Milk Chocolate Toblerone
Weight: 360g
Dimensions: 6.2x 30.8x 6.2cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya. Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya.

I Love You Toblerone (360g)

Emotional Rescue Rude Card

Rude Funny Typographic I'd Like To Have Lots Of Card

Funny Personalised Text Message Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny Personalised Text Message Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Card Art Deco themed illustration of a sunrise over mountains and trees. Text reads: "To my partner in adventure" and "Happy Valentine's Day Jacob!". 'Happy Valentine's Day Jacob!' can be personalised! Back of card: Far and wide logo

Art Deco themed Illustration Of A Sunrise Over Mountains And Trees Personalised Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

10 Out Of 10 Rude Love Cheeky Valentines Day Card

Funny She Remembered To Turn On The Dishwasher Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny She Remembered To Turn On The Dishwasher Valentines Day Card

Chill on the beach! Go to a wine-tasting class! Attend a fancy dress party! This amazing scratch-off list is full of inspired date ideas for you and a loved one to enjoy. Romantic, exciting &ndash; every kind of date you might want to try is here. And when you&rsquo;ve tried out each date idea, just scratch it off the list and to work your up to 100 unforgettable dates!
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

100 Dates To Go On Scratch Off Poster

There's toasty toes then there's spicy socks for hot feet! (As it says on the box) With x3 pairs of cotton rich socks these are a great gift for anyone who loves their spice.
Product Specification:&nbsp;
x UK Size 6-11
Additional Information:&nbsp;
210g, 22 x 9 x 9 cm
COTTON / POLYAMIDE / ELASTANE
DO NOT IRON, DO NOT BLEACH, DO NOT TUMBLE DRY, WASH AT 40 GENTLE

Spicy Hot Sauce Adults 3pk Socks

Don&rsquo;t let Valentine&rsquo;s Day stress you out &ndash; squeeze these Ann Summers Stress Boobs for instant calm and relaxation. Specially designed to help relieve tension and soothe a worried mind, these boobs are a cheeky little gift for someone on Valentine&rsquo;s Day, a hen party present, or birthday surprise.
Includes: 
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<li>1 x stress boobs</li>
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Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 5CM
Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Ann Summers Stress Boobs

Yours Is The Only Meat I Want To Eat Rude Valentines Day Card

The perfect sweet gift for any occasion that will brighten their day and make them smile!
This 700g jar of Jelly Bean Factory gourmet jelly beans contain flavour throughout from the crispy shell to the chewy inside. They contain natural flavourings and plant-based colours, which means they&rsquo;re 100% vegetarian AND they&rsquo;re allergen-free!
Product Specification:
Jelly Bean Factory (700g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 19.8x11x11cm Weight: 700g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Glucose syrup, Maize Starch, Fruit Juice Concentrate (Pineapple, Orange, Apple), Natural Flavourings, Concentrate from (Carrot, Pumpkin, Apple, Spirulina, Radish, Blackcurrant, Hibiscus), Acids (Citric Acid, Fumaric Acid, Mallic Acid), Glazing Agents (Shellac, Carnauba Wax, Beeswax), Caramelized Sugar, Acidity Regulator (Trisodium Citrate), Coconut Oil.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
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Adding beer?
Here's a gift that'll have them feeling galactic! Whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they're guaranteed to go gaga for this Stormtrooper Beer Christmas cracker.
Product Specification:
x1 Stormtrooper Beer Christmas Cracker (2 x 330 ml can of Hoppy Christmas IPA)
Ingredients:
Malted barley &amp; wheat - (Gluten Free &amp; Suitable for Vegans)
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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