Put Your Trotters Up Tv Funny Spoof Christmas Card

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For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

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For a big impression

Giant Card

I Don't Do Ho Ho Ho Spoof Christmas Card

Let's be real: when you pull a Christmas cracker, you don't want a silly joke or paper hat, do you? You want a bottle of bubbly! Lucky for you, we have just the thing. This set of four Christmas crackers each contain a 20cl bottle of Freixenet meaning that you can keep the fizz flowing long after Christmas dinner.
Additional Information
4 x 20cl
ABV: 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Alcohol Gift

Freixenet Prosecco Gift Set 4x20cl

Create a little mini moment of &lsquo;me&rsquo; time for yourself with this soothing Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set. A sumptuous little skincare surprise, this pretty little gift box includes an in-shower body scrub and body wash and rich hydrating body butter. A thoughtful present for someone in need of some pampering. Product Specification:
1 X This gift contains: 1 X Signature Body Scrub 50ml 1 X Signature Body Wash 75ml 1 X Signature Body Butter 75ml 1 X Body Puff
Ingredients:
Body Wash: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Propylene Glycol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, Agar, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Mica, Polyquaternium-39, Tin Oxide, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 73360 (Red 30 Lake), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 16035 (Red 40), CI 42090 (Blue 1)
Body Scrub: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pumice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 16035 (Red 40)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Beauty

Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set

For that lager lover in your life, a bottle of Stella Artois and branded glass surely wouldn't go amiss. Perfect for sipping and savouring, this is one gift they'll enjoy right down to the last bubble.
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Product Specification:
x1 Stella Artois Lager 330ml
x1 Stella Artois 33cl Chalice
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Contains: BARLEY
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.874kg
Dimensions: 8 x 23.2 x 15.8cm
330ml
4.80%
Wash glass before use. Hand wash only.
Please enjoy this product responsibly.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Stella Artois & Glass Chalice 330ml

The true taste of Scottish confectionery &ndash; this gorgeously decorated Walker&rsquo;s Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin is filled with three of Walker&rsquo;s bestselling biscuits &ndash; tasty oat &amp; cranberry, yummy Belgian chocolate chunk and tangy stem ginger. A scrumptious shortbread surprise for someone who could use a tasty little pick-me-up.

Weight:&nbsp;300g
Dimensions:&nbsp;25x17x5.4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Wheat flour (wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, vegetable oils (rapeseed, palm), oats (11%), butter (milk), dark chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring), candied stem ginger (5%) (stem ginger, sugar), sweetened dried cranberries (4%) (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil), milk chocolate chunks (3%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin: natural vanilla flavouring), golden syrup (partially inverted sugar syrup), skimmed milk powder, raising agents: sodium bicarbonate, disodium diphosphate; fat-reduced cocoa powder, ground ginger, salt, natural flavouring. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in bold. May also contain nuts. Store in a cool, dry place.
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Chocolates

Walkers Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin (300g)

Get Into The Christmas Spirit Crack Open The Gin Funny Christmas

Funny Dolls Elf In The Bed Christmas Card

Carte Blanche All you are getting this year is fat Happy Christmas Card

Carte Blanche It is beginning to cost a lot like Christmas Happy Christmas Card

Carol Singers Winter Scene Merry Christmas Card

Square Card

Large Square Card

Fun Warm Winter Wishes Christmas Card

A selection of seriously tempting chocolates from Lindt master chocolatiers. Surprise a special someone with this tasty gift, a moreish selection of fabulous flavours - including caramel praline, raspberry ganache, and creamy orange hazelnut. Delish!
Contains:
Almond &amp; Orange Delight* Dark Chocolate Mousse Orange Heart Milk Chocolate Spiral Chocolate Delight Soft Nougat with Hazelnut pieces Almond &amp; Gianduja Square Caramel Crunchy Chocolate Drop Crunchy Hazelnut Gianduja
*contains alcohol
Weight:184g
Dimensions:15.8 x 25.8 x 2.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
Allergy advice: May contain other Nuts &nbsp;

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

Noel Noel Card

Merry Christmouse Cute Mouse Christmas Card

Blah Blah Blah Wine Baby Jesus Funny Christmas Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Jolly Awesome Its The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Christmas Card

Jolly Awesome Merry Christmas Did You Keep The Receipt Card

Mungo And Shoddy If You Need Me I Will Be On My Eggs Box Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Humorous Christmas Card Illustration of two Christmas tree characters one without lights. Text reads: "We're saving energy this year." and "Merry Christmas Douglas". 'Merry Christmas Douglas' can be personalised! Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Illustration Of Two Christmas Tree Characters One Without Lights Humorous Christmas Card

Season Of Joy Children Playing Snowball Christmas Card

Typography Oh What Fun Christmas Card

Holly Floral Graphic Noel Personalised Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Holly Floral Graphic Noel Personalised Christmas Card

Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

Gadgets & Novelties

Squawking Stress Chicken

Treat someone to a cheeky and oh-so-foxy set of socks guaranteed to tickle them pink. With three pairs in different colours, it's the perfect gift for those days when they just feel like saying 'oh for fox sake!'.
Product Specification:
UK Size 8-11
Additional Information:
0.2kg
16 10 6cm
COTTON / POLYAMIDE / ELASTANE
DO NOT IRON, DO NOT BLEACH, DO NOT TUMBLE DRY, WASH AT 40 GENTLE
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Adding chocolate?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Fox Sake Adults 3pk Socks

Wrappers Delight Christmas Greetings Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

Wrappers Delight Christmas Greetings Card

All Is Merry and Very Cold Christmas Card

Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card

Modern Funny Typographical The Weirdest Family We Know Christmas Card

Eat Drink and Be Merry Snowflakes Christmas Card

Have they always dreamed of having a husky? Well, you can get them one step closer to their dream pet with this adorable little guy. From Warmies, this soft toy is soft to the touch and can be popped into the microwave to heat up. Once he&rsquo;s all warm and cuddly, it&rsquo;s time to enjoy cosy nights in properly. Age: 3 years +
Warmies&reg; are fully heatable soft toys&nbsp;that&nbsp;can be heated in a microwave to provide hours of soothing warmth and comfort. These luxuriously soft plush designs are gently scented with relaxing lavender and can be reheated time and time again.&nbsp;Warmies&reg;&nbsp;are weighted, warming, scented and super cuddly, making them an ideal gift for all ages!&nbsp;
Simply warm for 90 seconds up to a 1,000W microwave.
Soothes, Warms and Comforts.
Scented with French Lavender.
Chill in a Freezer for Cooling Relief.
Suitable for all ages.
Surface clean regularly with a lightly damp cloth, allow to dry at room temperature. DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER.
All customers and recipients of this product should note this product may get hot, so should not overheat the product. Product is for microwave use only, in accordance with manufacturer's guidance. Users should take care when removing the product from the microwave and avoid prolonged direct contact with skin as this product can cause burns.

Soft Toy

Warmies Heatable Husky Soft Toy

Stay warm this winter and cuddle up to this adorable baby penguin soft toy. This perky little penguin is the perfect bedtime companion for little ones &ndash; it&rsquo;s designed to be gently warmed in the microwave and cuddled up to in bed as a safe alternative to a hot water bottle. A great Christmas present for a little one who&rsquo;d love a new friend for bedtime.
Warmies&reg; are fully heatable soft toys&nbsp;that&nbsp;can be heated in a microwave to provide hours of soothing warmth and comfort. These luxuriously soft plush designs are gently scented with relaxing lavender and can be reheated time and time again.&nbsp;Warmies&reg;&nbsp;are weighted, warming, scented and super cuddly, making them an ideal gift for all ages!&nbsp;
Simply warm for 90 seconds up to a 1,000W microwave.
Soothes, Warms and Comforts.
Scented with French Lavender.
Chill in a Freezer for Cooling Relief.
Suitable for all ages.
Surface clean regularly with a lightly damp cloth, allow to dry at room temperature. DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER.
All customers and recipients of this product should note this product may get hot, so should not overheat the product. Product is for microwave use only, in accordance with manufacturer's guidance. Users should take care when removing the product from the microwave and avoid prolonged direct contact with skin as this product can cause burns.
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Warmies Baby Penguin Heatable Soft Toy

Someone Who Reminds Me Of A Christmas Jumper Funny Christmas Card

Funny Christmas Card Merry Gravy-mas

We Have United To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card

I Hope Your Christmas Is Better Than Your Tree Funny Card

Social Distanced Christmas Dinner Sorry You Cant Make It Christmas Card

Pigment 20th Century Icons Have A Christmas Worthy Of A TV Special Card

Partridge In A Pear Tree Teal Personalised Christmas Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

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