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The ultimate beer treat for any family or friend. Treat your loved one to a delightful hamper of refreshing beers originating from America, which includes Red stripe, Corona, Budweiser and more. Cheers!
Gift Set includes:
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<li>Budweiser- USA 330ml</li>
<li>Miller - USA 330ml</li>
<li>Coors Light- Canada 330ml</li>
<li>Brooklyn Lager - USA 330ml</li>
<li>Red Stripe - Jamaica 330ml</li>
<li>Corona - Mexico 330ml</li>
</ul>
5.2% ABV
Dimensions:&nbsp;25 x 17 x 27cm
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Alcohol Gift

Traditional Beer Company Lagers of America 6x330ml

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Colourful Block Letters To My Girlfriend Valentine's Day Photo Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Colourful Block Letters To My Girlfriend Valentine's Day Photo Card

Spandau Ballet Multiple Choice Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Spandau Ballet Multiple Choice Card

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flower Gift Sets. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction Ah, the romance of a single red rose. Nothing beats it. Complete with a bar of oh-so-delicious chocolate, this might just be the best Valentine's gift yet. What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1x Red Rose 1x Love Cocoa Colombian Bar
Total bouquet length: 50cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
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<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
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Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
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Ingredients&nbsp;
MILK&nbsp;Chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass,&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, emulsifier:&nbsp;SOYA&nbsp;lecithin; flavouring: natural vanilla). Cocoa solids min. 41%, Milk solids min. 15%.
Allergens:&nbsp;Please see&nbsp;BOLD&nbsp;above. Made on machinery that processes&nbsp;Tree Nuts (almonds, hazelnuts), Peanuts and Wheat.

Standard

The Single Red Rose Gift Set

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Youre The Reason I Shave Funny Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Youre The Reason I Shave Funny Personalised Card

You Stole My Heart Pink Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

You Stole My Heart Pink Card

My Mrs Magic Pants Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

My Mrs Magic Pants Personalised Card

Featuring five unique 330ml cans from their core range, an iconic tactical craft ale glass made from toughened, nucleated glass, a bag of delicious beer snacks and four beer mats, all packed into a fabulous custom gift box, we just know they're going to love this. Cheers!
Product Specification:
1 x 330 ml cans of SNIPA - Situation Normal India Pale Ale (4.4% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 330 ml cans of Galactic Pale Ale 2.0 (4.8% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 330 ml can of Lightspeed Pilsner (5.0% ABV) 1 x 330 ml cans of Shadow Stout (6.6% ABV) 1 x 330 ml can of Goon Squad (5.5% ABV) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz. Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation 1 x Pack of beer snacks 4 x Original Stormtrooper beer mats
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 7cmx19cmx36cm
Weight: 2.2kg
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients: Water, Hops, Malted Barley, Yeast.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Stormtrooper Brew Love Thirst Aid Kit

Let your sweetie know you totally get 'em and love 'em with this glimmering booklet of personalizable, feel-good love coupons. Simply fill out all 15 vouchers and hand them over to be cashed in anytime for favours, treats, good times, and good vibes. Ah, bliss!
Additional Information&nbsp;
0.01kg 12mm x 83mm x 191mm
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Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm heigh: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +
Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Gadgets & Novelties

Love Vouchers

A Face Without Freckles Is Like A Night Sky Without Stars Card

Funny Pun Im Sexy And I Snow It Card

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

Chocolates

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

Whether they're a firm Maltesers fan or love to shock and always go for a Bounty, we've got the perfect gift for Celebrations lovers all over the land. Pop the cork and toast to that special person with 312g of everyone's favourite mini chocolates, including Snickers, Marks, Twix, Bounty, Galaxy, Maltesers, Milky Way and Galaxy Caramel. Cheers!
Product Specification:
x1 Celebrations Chocolates Bottle 312g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - May contain: Hazelnut, Almond, Oats.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Milk Fat, Palm Fat, Peanuts, Desiccated Coconut, Wheat Flour, Lactose, Whey Permeate (from Milk), Sunflower Oil, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin, E471), Barley Malt Extract, Salt, Fat, Reduced Cocoa, Humectant (Glycerol), Egg White Powder, Vanilla, Extract, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Milk Protein, Wheat Gluten, Whey Powder (from Milk), Starch,
Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum
Additional Information:
Weight: 312g
Dimensions: 96 x 96 x 300 (mm)

Celebrations Chocolates Bottle 312g

<div>The perfect gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate, with an adorable 'I Love You' sleeve.</div>
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Product Specification:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information:&nbsp;
42x 17 x 1.5cm, 850g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Contains&nbsp;Milk. May Contain&nbsp;Nuts,&nbsp;Wheat.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk 'I Love You' Bar (850g)

Bae come over - I can't :( - But my parents aren't home

Bae Come Over Valentine's Day Card

Modern I Love You ISS Boyfriend Anniversary Card

Modern I Love You To The ISS And Back Anniversary Card

Only For Your Beard Personalised Photo Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Only For Your Beard Personalised Photo

Call Me Maybe Telephone Card

Huetribe Happy Valentines Day Boyfriend Boat And Dog Card

Jam And Toast Loving You Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Jam And Toast Loving You Personalised Card

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Wife Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Wife Card

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Girlfriend Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Girlfriend Card

Lightning Bolt I Really Struck Lucky When I Met You Anniversary Card

Cute Moon And Sun You're So Hot Anniversary Card

This book is the perfect way to document time with your significant other. Filled with 100 date ideas for the two of you to embark on, once you've completed an activity, scratch off the foil panel to reveal an illustration beneath. You can even personalise it by adding in photos, rating the activities and documenting all your favourite parts. This is the perfect romantic gift or a surprise for a friend and their partner!
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Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm heigh: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +

100 Things to do on Dates Scratch Book

Personalised Name Makeup Birthday Palette Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Name Makeup Birthday Palette Card

Funny I'm A Considerate Lover Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny I'm A Considerate Lover Valentine's Day Card

Pink Daisies Youre Wonderful Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Pink Daisies Youre Wonderful Card

Classic Portrait Personalised Photo Upload Card

Funny Pun Will You Gogh Out With Me Valentines Card

Funny Would You Like To See Each Other Again Card

The perfect gift for the roar-some big and little people in your life! Great for adding some extra fun and cuteness to birthdays or any other occasion. Danny the Dinosaur loves giving his friends compliments and spreading positive vibes, which is why he wants to let your favourite know, that he thinks &lsquo;You&rsquo;re Roarsome&rsquo;. This Love Hearts Danny the Dinosaur soft toy has been produced using luxury super-soft fabrics, the softest stuffing and has been finished with high-quality detailing that adds fun and loveable personality to this Love Hearts soft toy. The Swizzels Love Hearts, Rainbow Friends collection has been specially designed to help spread positivity and kindness with their fun and sentimental rainbow heart messages. Officially licensed Swizzels Love Hearts soft toy.
Weight: 100g
Dimensions: H20 W14 D13cm
Warnings: Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Soft Toy

Swizzels Love Hearts You're Roarsome Soft Toy

Tell someone you think they're the bee's knees with Bethany Bee, the Love Hearts Bee Mine soft toy. Produced by Swizzels Love Hearts, Bethany Bee has been created using luxury fabrics, the softest stuffing and oh-so cute attention to detail that adds a loveable personality. Suitable for kids and grownups alike, she's the perfect way to send some love straight to their door.
Dimensions: 23x15x12cm
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.

Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Swizzels Love Hearts Bee Mine Soft Toy

For the person you want to smother with hugs and kisses, this adorable Tatty Teddy is the way to go. Clutching two hearts that will let them know you want to do exactly that, this is one gift they'll want to cherish forever.
Additional Information
116g 16x15x12.5 cm
&nbsp;
Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm heigh: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +
&nbsp;
Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Tatty Teddy Hugs & Kisses Exclusive Soft Toy

This adorable pair of pearfect pears is a lovely present to make that certain someone feel special. Give them something fruity and flirty with this cuddly Love Hearts soft toy.

Approximately 7 inches in size.
"Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm heigh: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +
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Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Swizzels Love Hearts Perfect Pear

Purple Dolly Mixture Lollipop Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Purple Dolly Mixture Lollipop Personalised Birthday Card

Bursting with sweet strawberry and vanilla flavourings, these tasty sweets are reminiscent of the much-loved combination of strawberries and cream and are just as delicious! Better yet, the quirky glass message bottles can be reused after their treats have been enjoyed! Who said the perfect gift was hard to find?
Product Specification:
x1 Thank You Sweet Bottle (330g)
Ingredients:
Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Gelatine, Acids: Citric Acid, Lactic Acid; Gelling Agent: Pectins; Flavourings, Colours: E102, E129, E133.&nbsp;
Packed in a facility that also handles Cereals containing Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Celery, Nuts, Peanuts, Soya, Sesame and Sulphites.
Warning: May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children.
Additional Information:
320g 20cm x 6.5cm
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Allergies:&nbsp;All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Sweets

Luv Ya Sweet Bottle (320g)

Legen-Dairy Personalised Greetings Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Legen-Dairy Personalised Greetings Card

Personalised Party Like Youre... 9Th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Party Like Youre... 9Th Birthday Card

Guess Who Loves You Photo Upload Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Guess Who Loves You Photo Upload Card

Word Up Cupid Is Stupid Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Word Up Cupid Is Stupid Card

Word Up Youll Do Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Word Up Youll Do Card

My Mr Magic Pants Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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