Only Twats Are Born In September Spoof Card

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For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

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For a big impression

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Anoela Rapper Happy Birthdizzle Mah Nizzle Birthday Card

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction Icy tones and feminine shades come together in this flourishing arrangement. Consisting of cream lilies, pink Santini and white alstroemeria&ndash; offset by a backdrop of green pistache. What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard- 1 x Rose White 2 x Santini Doria 2 x Antirrhinum White 2 x Solidago 1 x LA pink 2 x Pistache
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
<li aria-level="1">This bouquet contains lilies which can be toxic to pets. Keep them away from your furry friends.</li>
</ul>

Standard

The Sweetness

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction This lively bouquet features an array of gorgeous pinks and whites. Featuring vibrant roses that traditionally represent romance, teamed with chrysanthemums and antirrhinum, all nested beautifully in deep green foliage.
Want to make their bouquet all the more special? Add this timeless white vase with a subtle crackled effect to your order &ndash; perfect for making their blooms look even better than they already do! What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard- 3 Santini Madiba pink 3 Germini cerise 1 Rose cerise 1 Statice Pink 2 Pistache
Large (+25% more) 4 Santini Madiba pink 5 Germini cerise 1 Rose cerise 1 Statice Pink 3 Pistache
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

The Delight

Funny Happy and You Know It Ham Card

The classic Champagne and chocolate combination &ndash; one that&rsquo;s sure to go down a treat with a loved one. The crisp, fruity flavours of the iconic Lanson Champagne and the velvety, melt-in-the-mouth Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles.&nbsp;
<h4>Pack contains:</h4>
<ul>
<li>Lanson Champagne 200ml</li>
<li>Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g</li>
</ul>
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
 Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts. 
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Chocolates

Lanson Champagne 200ml & Lindt Truffles 200g Gift Set

Product Description:
Well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Not much beats a tray of heart shaped chocolate truffles on Valentine's Day, and this Montezuma's box is the perfect blend of romantic and delicious.
Product Specification:
8x Milk chocolate prosecco truffles
8x dark chocolate raspberry truffles
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 35 x 143 x 143 mm, 160g Weight:
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Milk chocolate 89% (sugar, cocoa butter, milk powder, cocoa paste, emulsifier: soya lecithin, vanilla extract), coconut oil, marc de champagne paste (glucose syrup, marc de champagne, invert sugar syrup, starch, natural flavouring), glucose syrup, emulsifier: soya lecithin &amp; prosecco sparkling white wine. Dark chocolate 83% (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin, vanilla extract), coconut oil, sugar, glucose syrup, water, rasperry paste 1% (sugar, raspberries, glucose-fructose syrup, water, citric acid, natural colourings: black carrot extract &amp; caramel, thickener: pectin, flavouring) &amp; emilsifier: soya lecithin.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Montezuma I Love You Truffle Collection Box

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

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Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Modern Cute Illustration Honey Cake Bear Card

Give someone an incredible afternoon with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Afternoon Treat Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary afternoon into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, an indulgent fine blend coffee, delightful demerara shortbread rounds, creamy butter fudge, and some moreish chocolate wafer crispies.
Product Specification
1 x C&amp;B Demerara Shortbread Rounds in Carton 200g 1 x C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x C&amp;B Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee in Carton 50g 1 x C&amp;B Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets in carton 1 x C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast Tea (10x3g) 1 x C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton
Additional Information
Dimensions: 37.5 x 25 x 13.5 cm, 800g.
Ingredients
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Demerara Shortbread Rounds: Wheat Flour (Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamine), Butter (31%) (Milk), Sugar, Maize Starch, Demerara Sugar, Salt. Chocolate Wafer Crispies: Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%),Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee: 100% Coffee. Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets: Sugar, Glucose Syrup (Sulphites), Citric Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Flavourings, Colour: Curcumin (E100), Carotene (E160a) English Breakfast Tea: 100% Black Tea Butter Fudge: Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine.&nbsp;

Hampers

Cartwright & Butler Afternoon Treat Hamper

With the Let's Celebrate hamper, it's always time to pop the cork and celebrate with some bubbly!
This delightfully boozy hamper is the perfect gift to spoil your loved ones. Packed with a delicious variety of products including the all-important PURE Prosecco, as well as moorish Caramelised Onion Chutney, Gouda Cheese Melts and Cheddar Cheese Crumbles. This divine hamper is sure to delight your lucky recipient, whether it's for a birthday, anniversary or any celebration! A wonderful surprise, delivered straight to their door.
Contains: 1 x PURE Prosecco 75cl Sparkling Wine Extra Dry 1 x C&amp;B Mini Chocolate Selection 1 x C&amp;B Caramelised Onion Chutney 1 x C&amp;B Orange Juice 100% 750ml 1 x C&amp;B Gouda Cheese Melts 1 x C&amp;B Wafers for Cheese with Sea Salt &amp; Black Pepper 1 x C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x C&amp;B Cheddar Cheese Crumbles
Dimensions: 37.5x 25x 13.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
PURE Prosecco 75cl Sparkling Wine Extra Dry (Italy) C&amp;B Mini Chocolate Selection in window tin - Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Hazelnut, Spiced Biscuit (Wheat), Glucose Syrup, Fruits (Strawberries, Black Cherries, Pears, Raspberries), Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed, Palm, Sunflower), Liquors (Neutral Alcohol Of Agricultural Origin, Grand Marnier, Kirsch), Soluble Coffee, Dextrose, Saccharose, Cinnamon, Eggs Whites, Concentrated (Milk), Modified Starch, Salt, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Vegetable Fat (Sunflower), Partially Hydrogenated Oil (Rapeseed), Completely Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat (Sunflower), Pectin, Fine Crumbled Biscuit (Wheat), Sweet And Bitter Oranges Peel, Extract Of Barley Malt (Wheat), Emulsifiers: Soya Lecithin, E322, E471; Natural Flavourings: Vanilla, Flavours; Stabilizers: E440, E407, Colours: E163, E160a, E160b, E100, E162, E120, E150, E160ai, Paprika; Acidifiers: E330, E331iii; Thickeners: E407, Guar Gum And Xanthan Gum; Humectant: Glycerol; Baking Powder: E500, Antioxidants, Sodium Disulphite, Sodium Metabisulfite; Preservative: E200. Milk Chocolate: minimum 33.6% Cocoa Solids - minimum 20.8% Milk Solids. Dark Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids: 54.4% C&amp;B Caramelised Onion Chutney - Onions (37%), Sugar, Malt Vinegar (from Barley), Apples, Dates, Mustard Flour, Salt, Chilli Powder. C&amp;B Orange Juice 100% 750ml - 100% Orange juice C&amp;B Gouda Cheese Melts - Vegetable Fat (Responsibly Sourced Palm, Coconut), Wheat Flour, Sweet Whey Powder (Milk), Cheese Powder (9%)(Milk), Rye Flour (Gluten), Potato Starch, Salt, Emulsifier: Sunflower Lecithin, Release Agent: Magnesium Carbonate, Raising Agent: Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate; Colour: Annatto. C&amp;B Wafers for Cheese with Sea Salt &amp; Black Pepper - Wheat flour, vegetable margarine (palm oil, water, mono and diglycerides from fatty acids, citric acid), maltodextrin (from corn), salt (2.3%), milk powder, raising agent: sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate; egg powder, emulsifier: mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids, sorbitol; pepper (0.6%), soya flour. C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies - Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%), Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin.*From an RSPO certified sustainable source. C&amp;B Cheddar Cheese Crumbles - Wheat Flour, Margarine (Rapeseed Oil, Palm Oil, Water, Salt, Emulsifier: Mono-And Diglycerides Of Fatty Acids, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Natural Flavouring), Matured Cheddar Cheese (Milk)(19%), Egg, Yeast, Dried Milk, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar, Salt, Potato Starch, Yeast Extract, Spices, Colour: Paprika Extract.
18+ years Store is a cool, dark place. Store right side up as indicated on outer box
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Cartwright & Butler Let's Celebrate Hamper

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Just like Thelma &amp; Louise, Cher &amp; Dionne, and Patsy &amp; Eddie, celebrate the best of friendships with this silver interlocked heart bracelet from Joma Jewellery. This sweet gift features a charming message that reads "this little bracelet I give to you because I'm lucky to have such a good friend in you".

Material: Silver plated brass
Dimensions: 17.5cm
Care instructions: plated jewellery will tarnish over time, to avoid it tarnishing faster than it should, keep it from coming into contact with materials such as: detergents, bleaches, ammonia, chlorine, perfumes, body-creams and hairspray.
To clean your jewellery, use a dry soft clean cloth and wipe gently. Do not use silver cleaner or silver dip and try to avoid overcleaning.
After removing jewellery, keep it stored in a cool, dry place, avoiding other pieces of jewellery so they don&rsquo;t rub and scratch.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Jewellery & Accessories

Joma Jewellery 'A Little Friendship' Heart Bracelet

We&rsquo;ve got a perfectly packaged box for everyone you love and for every occasion. Our letterbox gifts are little parcels of joy and ready to send! You don&rsquo;t even need to worry about the lucky person being in, as our entire range fit perfectly through their (you guessed it) letterbox!
This Sweet Treats Letterbox Gift is just the thing for your loved ones with a little bit of a sweet tooth. Packed with absolutely delicious snacks, everything from cookies, to fudge, to rocky road, the best treat of all is to arrive home with this waiting on their doorstep!
Contains: 1 x Kent and Fraser Chocolate Chip Cookies 35g 1 x Oloves Chilli and Garlic Olives 30g 1 x You&rsquo;re My Favourite Chocolate Bar 100g 1 x Fudge Kitchen Classic Chocolate Drinking Fudge 35g 1 x Broderick&rsquo;s Rocky Road 50g 1 x Lily O&rsquo;Brien&rsquo;s Petit Indulgence Collection 48g 5 x English Tea Shop Super Berries Tea Sachets 2 x Monty Bo Jangles Choccy Scoffy Truffles
Dimensions:&nbsp;22.5x20x2.4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted.
Ingredients: 1 x Kent and Fraser Chocolate Chip Cookies 35g Light muscovado sugar (sugar, cane molasses, alkaline caramel), rice flour, butter (Milk), maize flour, chocolate chips 8.9% (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, fat-reduced cocoa powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin), tapioca starch, raising agents (disodium diphosphate, sodium hydrogen carbonate), sea salt, emulsifier: xanthan gum. 1 x Oloves Chilli and Garlic Olives 30g Black ripe olives 94%, sunflower oil, salt, harissa 4% (peppers, preserved lemon, sunflower oil, salt, cumin, coriander, garlic), oregano 0.3%, garlic, acidifier: lactic acid 1 x You&rsquo;re my Favourite Chocolate Bar 100g Noche Colombian Milk Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 40% Minimum, Milk Solids 14.5% Minimum) (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, milk powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin; flavouring: natural vanilla) 1 x Fudge Kitchen Classic Chocolate Drinking Fudge 35g Sugar, water, glucose syrup, cocoa powder, dark chocolate (cocoa mass, sugar, fat-reduced cocoa powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring) (8%), whipping cream (Milk), stabiliser: Xanthan Gum, Min, Cocoa contents 70%. 1 x Broderick&rsquo;s Rocky Road 50g Milk Chocolate (41%) (sugar, cocoa butter, whole Milk powder, cocoa mass 11.2%, emulsifier (E322 (soya)), natural vanilla flavourings), biscuit (26%) (wheat, flour, sugar, vegetable oil: palm, partially inverted sugar syrup, malt extract, raising agents: E500, E503, salt), marshmallow (9%) (glucose syrup, sugar, water, maize starch, beef gelatine, natural flavourings, natural colour: E162), coconut oil, butter oil (Milk), partially inverted sugar syrup, caramel (sweetened condensed skimmed Milk, glucose syrup, (sulphites) partially inverted sugar syrup, vegetable oil: palm, butter (Milk), sugar, water, emulsifier: E471, stabilizer: E440, salt, natural flavouring), glucose syrup (sulphites), emulsifier: soya lecithin, sugar, salt. 1 x Lily O&rsquo;Brien&rsquo;s Petit Indulgence Collection 48g White Chocolate ^Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flour], Dark Chocolate ^Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavour], Milk Chocolate ^Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavour], Sticky Toffee Caramel ^Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Oil, Water, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Butter (Milk), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Natural Flavouring, Salt, Whey Powder (Milk)], Glucose Syrup, Milk Chocolate Filling ^Vegetable Oil (Palm), Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Milk Fat, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavouring], Hazelnut Filling ^Sugar, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavour], Caramelised Hazelnuts (Sugar, Hazelnuts), Water, Natural Flavouring, Milk Chocolate contains Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 20% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains Cocoa Solids 55% minimum, May contain traces of Cereals containing Gluten 5 x English Tea Shop Super Berries Tea Sachets Organic Hibiscus, Organic Rooibos, Organic Spearmint, Organic Raspberries, Organic Strawberries and Organic Blueberries with Natural Raspberry and Strawberry Flavours. 2 x Monty Bo Jangles Choccy Scoffy Truffles Vegetable Oils (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Sugar, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder (from Milk), Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin).

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Sweet Treats Letterbox Gift Hamper

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Product Description:
Are they fully Team Gryffindor, a little bit Hufflepuff, proudly Ravenclaw or a secret Slytherin? Whichever house speaks to them on a personal level, they're sure to be spellbound by these Harry Potter House Crest fruit chews. Featuring four collectible and reusable tins, this is the perfect gift for any sweet-toothed wannabe wizard.
Product Specification:
Gryffindor: Cherry Hufflepuff: Sunkist Lemon Ravenclaw: Blueberry Slytherin: Green Apple
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 9 x 33.2 x 3.7cm Weight: 110g
Ingredients:
Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, blueberry puree, acidity regulators (E296, E325, E330), flavourings, blueberry puree, lemon puree, concentrates of (spirulina, apple, carrot, black currant, pumpkin), glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), cherry juice concentrate, apple juice concentrate, colours (E100).
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

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