Front of card: Funny Bang And Your Youth Is Gone Birthday Card Illustration of a famous tv advert presenter holding up a bottle of cleaning product Text reads: "Bang And Your Youth Is Gone". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

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Funny Bang And Your Youth Is Gone Birthday Card

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Front of card: Funny Sending 20 Tones For Your Birthday Card Illustration of social media star train spotter holding his phone Text reads: "Sending 20 Tones For Your Birthday". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Funny Sending 20 Tones For Your Birthday Card

HOLD It's Your Birthday Card Text reads: "HOLD It's your birthday happy stonks age" -fixed text. Back of card: All Things Banter logo.

HOLD It's Your Birthday Card

Much Birthday So Amaze Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a dog. Text reads: "Much birthday so amaze wow very age many gifts" -fixed text. Back of card: All Things Banter logo.

Much Birthday So Amaze Card

I Farted On Your Card Funny Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a celebrity. Text reads: "Sorry I farted on your card".

I Farted On Your Card Funny Card

You Didn't Make The Budget Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "Happy Birthday just a card this year you didn;t make the budget".

You Didn't Make The Budget Card

So You Will Have To Do Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician.

So You Will Have To Do Card

Breakfast Wraps Are On Me Birthday Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "Happy Birthday breakfast wraps are on me!".

Breakfast Wraps Are On Me Birthday Card

Front of card: Humorous Christmas Card Illustration of a British politician. Text reads: "Merry Christmas no gifts this year you didn't make the budget". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Illustration Of A British Politician Humorous Christmas Card

Uncensored Birthday Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a celebrity. Text reads: Text reads: "This birthday card is uncensored".

Uncensored Birthday Card

Snail Mail Sorry It's Late Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a postman. Text reads: "Snail mail Sorry it's late".

Snail Mail Sorry It's Late Card

Front of card: Do me a Favour! Topical World Cup Christmas Card Illustration of The former Man United football legend wearing a Christmas hat. Text reads: "Thanks Santa? Do me a favour that's his job!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Do Me A Favour! Topical World Cup Christmas Card

Front of card: I Hate Everyone But You Card Illustration of Wednesday Addams. Text reads: "I hate everyone but you". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

I Hate Everyone But You Card

Front of card: Gomez To My Morticia Card Illustration of Gomez and Morticia Addams. Text reads: "You're the Gomez to my Morticia". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Gomez To My Morticia Card

Front of card: Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card Illustration of Wednesday Addams surrounded by colourful confetti. Text reads: "Another year closer to death". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card

Let's be real: when you pull a Christmas cracker, you don't want a silly joke or paper hat, do you? You want a bottle of bubbly! Lucky for you, we have just the thing. This set of four Christmas crackers each contain a 20cl bottle of Freixenet meaning that you can keep the fizz flowing long after Christmas dinner.
Additional Information
4 x 20cl
ABV: 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

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Freixenet Prosecco Gift Set 4x20cl

This is no ordinary cracker. This cracker pulls apart to reveal a delicious 5cl bottle of Orange &amp; Blossom Edinburgh Gin and a can of Franklin and Sons Soda Water &ndash; making the perfect drink for sipping over the festive season!
Product Specification:
x1 Edinburgh Gin Orange &amp; Blossom Gin Liqueur 5cl
x1 Franklin and Sons Soda Water 150ml
Ingredients:
Sparkling spring water, sodium bicarbonate.
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.33kg
Dimensions: 6.3 x 24.5 x 7.2cm
1x 5cl &amp; 1x 150ml
20%
Store in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
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 Adding chocolates? See below.
 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Edinburgh Gin & Tonic Cracker

With three delicious 5cl bottles of Baileys Irish Cream, this trio is the perfect gift for sippers all over the land. Coffee, Orange Truffle and classic Original make up this gift set. Cheers!
Product Specification:
3 x Baileys Irish Cream Liqueurs 5cl
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Contains MILK
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.22kg
Dimensions: 2.8 x 12.3 x 13cm
x3 5cl
ABV 17%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
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Baileys Trio 3x5cl

All I Want For Christmas Is Affordable Heating Card

For that lager lover in your life, a bottle of Stella Artois and branded glass surely wouldn't go amiss. Perfect for sipping and savouring, this is one gift they'll enjoy right down to the last bubble.
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Product Specification:
x1 Stella Artois Lager 330ml
x1 Stella Artois 33cl Chalice
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Contains: BARLEY
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.874kg
Dimensions: 8 x 23.2 x 15.8cm
330ml
4.80%
Wash glass before use. Hand wash only.
Please enjoy this product responsibly.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Stella Artois & Glass Chalice 330ml

The true taste of Scottish confectionery &ndash; this gorgeously decorated Walker&rsquo;s Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin is filled with three of Walker&rsquo;s bestselling biscuits &ndash; tasty oat &amp; cranberry, yummy Belgian chocolate chunk and tangy stem ginger. A scrumptious shortbread surprise for someone who could use a tasty little pick-me-up.

Weight:&nbsp;300g
Dimensions:&nbsp;25x17x5.4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Wheat flour (wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, vegetable oils (rapeseed, palm), oats (11%), butter (milk), dark chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring), candied stem ginger (5%) (stem ginger, sugar), sweetened dried cranberries (4%) (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil), milk chocolate chunks (3%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin: natural vanilla flavouring), golden syrup (partially inverted sugar syrup), skimmed milk powder, raising agents: sodium bicarbonate, disodium diphosphate; fat-reduced cocoa powder, ground ginger, salt, natural flavouring. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in bold. May also contain nuts. Store in a cool, dry place.
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Chocolates

Walkers Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin (300g)

Boofle To England's No.1 Fan Card Front of card: Features Boofle stnading on a football holding an England scarf. Text reads: "Happy birthday to England No.1 fan Marco!".

Boofle To England's No.1 Fan Card

Bitcoin Has Fallen Out Funny Card Text reads: "Sorry I think the Bitcoin I put in your card has fallen out" -fixed text. Back of card: Cardsfromdesigners logo.

Bitcoin Has Fallen Out Funny Card

A delicious and indulgent mix of everyone's favourite mini size chocolate bars and chocolate biscuits!

Product Specification:
x1 Celebrations Centrepiece Box 385g
Additional Information:
Product dimensions:18.2 x 18.2 x 4.4 cm Weight: 385g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - May contain: Hazelnut, Almond, Oats.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Glucose Syrup
Cocoa Butter
Skimmed Milk Powder
Cocoa Mass
Milk Fat
Peanuts
Palm Fat
Desiccated Coconut
Wheat Flour
Lactose
Whey Permeate (from Milk)
Sunflower Oil
Full Cream Milk Powder
Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Mono-and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids)
Barley Malt Extract
Fat Reduced Cocoa
Salt
Humectant (Glycerol)
Egg White Powder
Vanilla Extract
Raising Agents (Calcium Phosphates, Sodium Carbonates, Potassium Carbonates)
Milk Protein
Starch
Wheat Gluten
Whey Powder (from Milk)
Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. 
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Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Celebrations Sharing Box (385g)

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

A selection of seriously tempting chocolates from Lindt master chocolatiers. Surprise a special someone with this tasty gift, a moreish selection of fabulous flavours - including caramel praline, raspberry ganache, and creamy orange hazelnut. Delish!
Contains:
Almond &amp; Orange Delight* Dark Chocolate Mousse Orange Heart Milk Chocolate Spiral Chocolate Delight Soft Nougat with Hazelnut pieces Almond &amp; Gianduja Square Caramel Crunchy Chocolate Drop Crunchy Hazelnut Gianduja
*contains alcohol
Weight:184g
Dimensions:15.8 x 25.8 x 2.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
Allergy advice: May contain other Nuts &nbsp;

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

It's Coming Ho Ho Home Card Front of card: Features an illustration of the world cup trophy. Text reads: "It's coming ho ho home".

It's Coming Ho Ho Home Card

It's Your Birthday, Back Of The Net! Card Front of card: Features an illustration a football manager. Text reads: "Christopher It's your birthday, back of the net! (Hopefully)".

It's Your Birthday, Back Of The Net! Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Happy Birthday To You Pun Card Features an illustration of a celebrity.

Happy Birthday To You Pun Card

The Grinch Dr.Seuss Go Grinch Or Go Home Christmas Card Front of card: Features an illustration of The Grinch. Text reads: "Merry Grinchmas! Sebastian Go Grinch or go home".

The Grinch Dr.Seuss Go Grinch Or Go Home Christmas Card

This Season's Must Have Gift Christmas Card Front of card: Features an illustration of santa holding an energy voucher. Text reads: "This seasons's must have gift" -fixed text. Back of card: Martyn Scribbler Cards

This Season's Must Have Gift Christmas Card

Front of card: Football Christmas Card Illustration of the World Cup wrapped in tinsel. Text reads: "All I want for christmas is the world cup". Back of card: Printd logo

Illustration Of The World Cup Wrapped In Tinsel Football Christmas Card

All I Want For My Birthday Is The World Cup Card Front of card: Features an illustration of the world cup trophy. Text reads: "All I want for my birthday is the world cup".

All I Want For My Birthday Is The World Cup Card

Festive fudge with bells on! This fabulous box of 15 squares of festive fudge is enough to jingle anyone's bells. With five flavours; sophisticated Speculoos, Salted Caramel, Chocolate Fruit &amp; Nut and of course those seasonal classics, Christmas Pudding and Mince Pie, there&rsquo;s really something for everyone. Who said finding the perfect Christmas gift was difficult? Product Specification: 
15x 22g Fudge Pieces
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: H128 x W207 x D43 mm Weight: 330g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients
Sugar, Golden Syrup, CREAM, BUTTER, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Raisins (Raisins, Sunflower Oil), WALNUTS, SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Dried Sweetened Cranberries (Cranberries, Sugar, Sunflower Oil), Dark Chocolate (SOYA), White Chocolate (MILK, SOYA), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Salt, Sea Salt, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide, Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles other Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for vegetarians. Gluten free.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
 Adding chocolates? See below.
 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Sweets

Fudge Kitchen Christmas Tasting Collection 330g (12 pieces)

Funny Nothing Is Impossible At Your Age Birthday Card

Naughty To Get The Coal Christmas Card Front of card: Features an illustration of Santa. Text reads: "That energy crisis... they're all being naughty just to get the coal!".

Naughty To Get The Coal Christmas Card

Happy birthday - well that's another year gone by without using algebra

Funny Maths Algebra Birthday Card

A Birthday Is Like A Prime Minister Funny Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "A birthday is like a prime minister... it'll be gone before you know it so enjoy it while you can!".

A Birthday Is Like A Prime Minister Funny Card

Artist Formally Known As Prince Funny King Birthday Card Front of card: Features an illustration of the king. Text reads: "Happy birthday to the artist formally known as prince!".

Artist Formally Known As Prince Funny King Birthday Card

It's Coming Ho Ho Home Christmas Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a celebrity. Text reads: Text reads: "It's Coming Ho Ho Home".

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Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

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