Front of card: 'Ain't nobody got time for that' Meme Birthday Card Funny topical meme illustration. Text reads: "Ain't nobody got time for your birthday!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

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Funny Topical Meme Aint Nobody Got Time For That Birthday Card

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Front of card: Whisking You a Happy Birthday Card Funny topical meme from a popular British TV cooking show illustration. Text reads: "I'm whisking you a happy birthday". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Man With A Whisk Meme Illustration From A British TV Cooking Show Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical illustration of a character from a famous TV show sat next to a tiger. Text reads: "Have A Wild Birthday" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Topical Tiger TV Show Wild Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical illustration of a character from a famous TV show stood in front of a pink tiger striped background. Text reads: "Happy Birthday To The Coolest Cat I Know" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Topical Tiger TV Show Coolest Cat Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny, pun, illustration of famous female singer in front of confetti background wearing a party hat. Text reads: "Go Eeeasy On Your Birthday Baby" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Funny Go Eeeasy On Your Birthday Baby Card

Front of card: Funny, pun, illustration of famous female singer waving. Text reads: "You Had Me At Hello" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Funny You Had Me At Hello Birthday Card

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

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Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Sit back and relax by popping open a bottle of bubbly, lighting a wonderfully aromatic candle and snacking on some luxurious chocolates. The glorious Italian Prosecco is filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity - and it's won multiple awards! Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! A real treat for any occasion, from birthdays to just-because!
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 2 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
3.983kg 36 x 21.5 x11 75cl ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Wine - May contain sulphites. Chocolates contain: MILK, SOYA and NUTS.&nbsp;
Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco, Chocolates and Candle with Wooden Gift Box

A perfect combo of relaxing goodies to help you put your feet up! There's a glorious Italian Prosecco that's filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity and it's ros&eacute; variant that has gorgeous notes of strawberries and redcurrants. Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! Two bottles of world-class bubbly and extra goodies - yes please! 
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Senti Prosecco Rose Extra Dry&nbsp; 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 3 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
150cl 4.569kg 36 x 30 x 11 ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Prosecco Rose Gummies: Glucose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, acidulant (citric acid), flavouring (prosecco), colours (black carrot), glazing agent (carnauba wax and vegetable oil &ndash; coconut, rapeseed)
May contain sulphites. Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco Duo, Chocolates and Candle in Wooden Gift Box

Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Pink & Gold Happy Birthday Balloon

Surprise them to more on their momentous occasion with one of our birthday balloon bouquets. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
3 x 18&rdquo; Helium Balloon 3 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.

Happy 30th Birthday Trio

Front of card: Illustration of Gin and Tonic With non-editable text reads: Life be-gins at 40. Happy Birthday Back of card: All The Best and Moonpig logos.

All The Best 40th Forty Life Begins Alcohol Gin Birthday Card

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

Funny Topical TV Show Birthday Card Front of card: Yellow with a window that contains three topical TV show characters wearing masks, with a triangle, circle and square on them.card reads: This Birthday Card Has Squids On The Outside, but no Quids Inside Back of card: Felt Sudios 2021

Funny Topical TV Show Birthday Card

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

Chocolates

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Front of card: Illustration of a dinosaur with text Text reads: "Happy Birthday Amy I like you this much" With Amy being editable Back of card: Plain background with Cuckoo Logo

Pigment Cuckoo Dinosaur Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of five stars with text Text reads: "Excellant mate would reccomend, Tom" With Tom being editable Back of card: Plain background with Cuckoo Logo

Pigment Cuckoo Five Star Funny Birthday Card

Front of Card: Fun illustrated characters carrying big gin glass. Text reads: "FREE GIN! And now that I have your undivided attention...Happy Birthday Christine!" With editable name. Back of card: Deeply Sheeply logo. Moonpig logo.

Fun Illustrative 'Free Gin' Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical typographic card with illustration of a character from a famous TV show on the phone. Text reads: "I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card But I Was Too Busy Watching The New Series" Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny Too Busy Watching The New Series Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny, sarcastic typographical card features illustration of a games console. Text reads: "I Was Going To Get You This For Your Birthday But Then I Remembered I Am The Only Gift You Need" Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny Games Console Only Gift You Need Birthday Card

Front of card: Typographical card features illustration of a famous, funny movie star. Text reads: "I Notice It's Your Birthday". Notice is in red Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny I Notice It's Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny Garfield So Many Candles Birthday Card Features illustration of Garfiled holding a birthday cake with lots of candles, leaning against a fire extinguisher. Text reads: "Alex, You Need Sooo Many Candles!" Alex is customisable. Back of card: Garfield logo

Funny Garfield So Many Candles Birthday Card

Front of card: A Photo Upload card of a man with text The text reads: "to the bestest boyfriend a huge happy birthday!" Back of card: White with the Happy Jackson logo.

Happy Jackson Boyfriend Photo Upload Birthday Card

Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

Gnaw Birthday Letterbox Chocolate Gift Set 600g (Contains 6 Bars)

Front of card: Funny Tiger King Card Illustration of Joe Exotic Talking On The Telephone In Comic Strip Style. Text reads: "I've Fed Your Birthday Cake To The Tigers Only Joe King" Back of card: London Studio LOL logo

The London Studio Tiger King Card

Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Front of Card: 
IIllustrated image of a gold medal with 16 on top with a red and green ribbon on a blue background. 
The card reads: "16, To my boyfriend, jordan". 
"Jordan" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Poet and painter logo.

Illustrated Gold Medal Boyfriend 16th Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustrative typography and four leaf clover Text reads: "To my amazing Fiancee Rose I'm so luck to have you in my life Happy 30th birthday" With customisable age. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Pigment Illustrative Four Leaf Clover Amazing Fiancee Birthday Card

Front of card: Rugrats Birthday Card Rugrats Group of characters On White Background With Colourful Text.Text reads: "Its Your Birthday You Dumb Baby!" Back of card: Rugrats Logo

Rugrats Its Your Birthday You Dumb Baby Card

Front of card: Rugrats Personalised Birthday Card Rugrats Group On Pink Sofa. Text reads: "Have A Funtastic Birthday Name!" Name Is Editable Back of card: Rugrats Logo

Rugrats Have a Funtastic Birthday Card

Front of card: Rugrats Personalised Birthday Card Rugrats Group Playing In Balloons. Text reads: "Enjoy Your Birthday Bash Name!" Name Is Editable Back of card: Rugrats Logo

Rugrats Enjoy Your Birthday Bash Card

Front of card: Rugrats 18th Birthday Card Rugrats Group Dancing On Orange Background With Balloons And Confetti. Text reads: "18 Today!" Back of card: Rugrats Logo

Rugrats 18 Today Card

Front of card: Rugrats Birthday Queen Card Angelica Character Birthday Queen On Pink Background Standing In Heart Frame. Text reads: "Arent I just The Greatest" Back of card: Rugrats Logo

Rugrats Angelica Birthday Queen Card

Front of card: Rugrats Birthday Card Reptar character Eating Cereal On Dark Blue Background With Photo Upload.Text reads: "Happy Birthday" Back of card: Rugrats Logo

Rugrats Reptar Photo Upload Card

Front of card: Retro Tetris 30 Today Birthday Card illustration of Multi coloured Tetris Blocks with a large editable age in the middle. Text reads: "30 Today" Back of card: Blue background with the Tetris Logo

Retro Tetris 30 Today Birthday Card

Front of card: Retro Tetris To My Favourite Gamer Birthday Card Illustration of multi-coloured Tetris blocks. Text reads: "Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gamer! Back of card: Blue background with the Tetris Logo

Retro Tetris Have a Blocktastic Birthday Card

Front of card: Large Photo Upload with Vintage black and white tetris blocks at the bottom with text underneath Text reads: "You complete me Charlie 1 player 2 player" Charlie is editable Back of card: Grey background with the Tetris Logo

Retro Tetris You Complete Me Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Black and White Illustrated Tetris block around the card with an illustration of a Console playing Tetris, below is editable text.Text reads: "Level Up Eat Sleep Tetris Repeat" Back of card: Grey background with the Tetris Logo

Tetris Retro Illustrated Console Level Up Birthday Card

front of card: Black and White IllustratedTetris block around the card with an illustration of a Console that features a Photo Upload, Below this is editable Text.Text reads: "Charles: The Years Are Stacking Up" Back of card: Grey background with the Tetris Logo

Tetris Retro Illustrated Console Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical typographic card with illustration of a character from a famous TV show sat next to a white tiger. Text reads: "I Got You A Really Nice Card But The Tigers Ate It Happy Birthday" Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

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