Let Me Rub Your Spicy Meat Celeb Spoof Card

Standard Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

Product Specification:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
Additional Information:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.12
Weight: 0.134
ABV: 11%
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
ABV: 14%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Alcohol Gift

From Me To You Albacore Reserve Shiraz Gift Box

These are 3 stunning wines. Not surprising, perhaps, when you look at where they come from. Of all the traditional winemaking countries in the world, France has a certain cachet, a particular je ne sais quoi that adds a degree of gravitas other countries can only strive for. And these three treats come in their own stylish, wooden presentation case.
Specially chosen for those who prefer a more traditional selection.
Product Specification:
Virgin Wines Me to You French Red Wine Trio Gift Set 75cl
x1 La Toile Vierge Rouge Vin De France (12.5%)
x1 Trois Calices Grenache Vin De France (14%)
x1 Le Pont de Diable Syrah Grenache(13%)
x1 'Me to You' Gift Box
Additional Information:
Country of origin: France ABV: 12.5%-14% Size: 75cl
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery. 
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Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Virgin Wines Me to You French Red Wine Trio Gift Set 75cl

Product Specification:
x1 Virgin Wines Sent with Love Wine trio with Prosecco
Additional Information:
x1 Virgin Wines Sent with Love Wine trio with Prosecco
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.14
Weight: 4
ABV: 11%, 14.5%
1x Prodezza Prosecco Brut
1x 16 Little Black Pigs Shiraz Cabernet
1x Ali di Api Pinot Grigio
1x Sent with Love Gift Box

Virgin Wines Sent with Love Wine trio with Prosecco

I Heart Your Bum Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Square Card

I Heart Your Bum Card

Large Square Card

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card

Rude Card

It doesn't matter whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they deserve to get clean in style. With a body puff and body wash, it's a scrubbing good gift.
Product Specification:
x1 Body
x1 Body Puff
Ingredients:
Aqua(Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum(Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, PEG-150 Distearate, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA, Ethylhexylglycerin.
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 15.2 x 12.2 x 9.7
Weight: 0.83
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Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Beauty

Darth Vader Body Wash Gift Set

A beer-illiant gift for the hops lover in your life, this branded gift pack includes two of Brewdog's most popular brews along with a glass to enjoy sipping them from. Cheers!
Product Specification:
x1 Brewdog Punk IPA 330ml
x1 Brewdog Lost Lager 330ml
x1 Branded Glass
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 26 x 23.2 x 8.4cm
Weight: 1.54kg
660ml x1 5.4% x1 4.5%
Minimum age 18 years +
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Brewdog Punk IPA & Lost Lager Glass Gift Set

Product Specification:
x4&nbsp;330ml Craft Lager cans x1 Beer glass x2 Snacks Beer Mats &amp; Pub Quiz
Additional Information:
x1 Love Beer Box
Ingredients: Beer will contain gluten from malted barley and malted wheat. Occasionally, some beers may contain lactose, please check with us if concerned or to exclude any particular ingredients. Snacks and other similar products may contain: celery, cereals containing gluten (such as barley and oats), crustaceans (such as prawns, crabs and lobsters), eggs, fish, lupin, milk, molluscs (such as mussels and oysters), mustard, peanuts, sesame, soybeans, sulphur dioxide and sulphites (if the sulphur dioxide and sulphites are at a concentration of more than ten parts per million) and tree nuts (such as almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, brazil nuts, cashews, pecans, pistachios and macadamia nuts). This also applies to additives, processing aids and any other substances which are present in the final product.&nbsp;
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Love Beer Thirst Aid Kit Hamper

Typographical I Love You With All My Willy Valentines Day Card

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

Gadgets & Novelties

52 Things To Do While You Poo

You Make My Willy Go Big Card Front of card text: "You make my willy go big x".

You Make My Willy Go Big Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Spoil your oh-so-special hubby to a gift that never misses. This giant bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk is a whole 850g of deliciousness, guaranteed to delight right down to the last square.
Product Specification:
x1&nbsp;850g CDM Bar Milk
Ingredients:
Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.&nbsp;
Additional Information:
169mm 420mm 15mm 850g

Chocolates

Cadbury Special Hubby Dairy Milk (850g)

Product Specification:
x1 Love 3 Bar Letterbox
Additional Information:
x1 Love 3 Bar Letterbox
Dimensions: 2.5 x 26.5 x 18.5
Weight: 300g
Ingredients:
Salted Caramel Bar: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Caramel Powder (skimmed milk powder, whey powder (milk), sugar, butter (milk)), Whey Powder (milk), Lactose (milk), Sea Salt, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring Caramel and Natural Vanilla. Dark Chocolate Raspberry Crisp: Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Raspberry Crisp (white granulated sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (anthocyanin, glycerine, DI water)), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavouring (vanilla, raspberry (0.2%)). Bee Happy Bar: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Honeycomb (sugar, glucose syrup, bicarbonate of soda, rice flour), Caramel pieces (glucose syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed milk, salted butter (milk, salt), water, salt), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring (natural vanilla).
Please see individual bars for allergen information. Store between 14c to 22c and keep dry and away from direct sunlight and florescent lights.
Allergies:&nbsp;All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Gnaw Love You Letterbox Chocolates 300g (Contains 3 Bars)

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Product Specification:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information:&nbsp;
42x 17 x 1.5cm, 850g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Contains&nbsp;Milk. May Contain&nbsp;Nuts,&nbsp;Wheat.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk 'I Love You' Bar (850g)

Front of Card: Funny, typographic design of white text on a red background. There's an illustration of a lightbulb at the top of the card. Text reads: "The Cost Of Energy Might Be Going Up But It Costs Nothing To Turn Me On".
 
Back of card: 
The Cake Thief logo

Funny Typographic Energy Crisis Valentine's Day Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

Funny Rude Titanic Going Down Valentine's Day Card 
Let's play Titanic, you be the ocean, and I'll go down on you!


Funny Rude Titanic Going Down Valentine's Day Card

Funny Rude Sex on Valentine's Day Card 
Naughty Doughnuts Sit On My Face Valentine's Day Card



Funny Rude Sit On My Face Doughnuts Valentine's Day Card

Hilarious Trustworthy and Amazing Boyfriend Happy Valentine's Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jam and Toast Couldn't Love you more Funny Valentines Day Card

Fuck Me It's Valentine's Photo Upload Card

Front of Card: Design shows a drawing of a bottle of mint and tea tree shower gel, with hand drawn text above and below it. Text reads: "You make my bits tingle." Back of card: Lucy Maggie Designs logo.

You Make My Bits Tingle Funny Lucy Maggie Valentines Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

I Can't Control Myself Funny Card Front of card: Features an illustration of 2 games controllers. Text reads: "Phwoar! I can't control myself when I'm with you Sarah!".

I Can't Control Myself Funny Card

Chill on the beach! Go to a wine-tasting class! Attend a fancy dress party! This amazing scratch-off list is full of inspired date ideas for you and a loved one to enjoy. Romantic, exciting &ndash; every kind of date you might want to try is here. And when you&rsquo;ve tried out each date idea, just scratch it off the list and to work your up to 100 unforgettable dates!
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

100 Dates To Go On Scratch Off Poster

There's toasty toes then there's spicy socks for hot feet! (As it says on the box) With x3 pairs of cotton rich socks these are a great gift for anyone who loves their spice.
Product Specification:&nbsp;
x UK Size 6-11
Additional Information:&nbsp;
210g, 22 x 9 x 9 cm
COTTON / POLYAMIDE / ELASTANE
DO NOT IRON, DO NOT BLEACH, DO NOT TUMBLE DRY, WASH AT 40 GENTLE

Spicy Hot Sauce Adults 3pk Socks

Don&rsquo;t let Valentine&rsquo;s Day stress you out &ndash; squeeze these Ann Summers Stress Boobs for instant calm and relaxation. Specially designed to help relieve tension and soothe a worried mind, these boobs are a cheeky little gift for someone on Valentine&rsquo;s Day, a hen party present, or birthday surprise.
Includes: 
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Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 5CM
Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Ann Summers Stress Boobs

Yours Is The Only Meat I Want To Eat Rude Valentines Day Card

Funny Typographic Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card Front of card: Features red text on a pink background and two hand drawn hearts. Text reads: "Did You Know That Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher?". Back of card: Pickled Post logo

Funny Typographic Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Cut out paper, craft style card. The cut out paper shapes are combined together to form letters. Text reads: "Charlie, This Card Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight". Back of card: Paper Type logo.

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