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Cute Have A Woofly Birthday Card

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Jim Bowen Darts Bullseye Birthday Card

Borrow 20 Quid Funny Birthday Card

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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Bear Love You Papa Bear Card

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The perfect gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Toblerone chocolate, with an adorable "Happy Birthday' sleeve.

Product Specification:
Happy Birthday Toblerone (360g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 6.2cm x 30.8cm x 6.2cm&nbsp; Weight: 360g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Almonds, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya. Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Honey (3%), Milk Fat, Almonds (1.6%), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Egg White, Flavouring, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 28% minimum, Milk Solids 14% minimum
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

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Happy Birthday Toblerone (360g)

Dad King Of The Curry Birthday Card

Dad Three Beers On Your Birthday Hop Hop Hooray Birthday Card

Give someone an incredible afternoon with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Afternoon Treat Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary afternoon into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, an indulgent fine blend coffee, delightful demerara shortbread rounds, creamy butter fudge, and some moreish chocolate wafer crispies.
Product Specification
1 x C&amp;B Demerara Shortbread Rounds in Carton 200g 1 x C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x C&amp;B Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee in Carton 50g 1 x C&amp;B Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets in carton 1 x C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast Tea (10x3g) 1 x C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton
Additional Information
Dimensions: 37.5 x 25 x 13.5 cm, 800g.
Ingredients
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Demerara Shortbread Rounds: Wheat Flour (Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamine), Butter (31%) (Milk), Sugar, Maize Starch, Demerara Sugar, Salt. Chocolate Wafer Crispies: Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%),Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee: 100% Coffee. Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets: Sugar, Glucose Syrup (Sulphites), Citric Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Flavourings, Colour: Curcumin (E100), Carotene (E160a) English Breakfast Tea: 100% Black Tea Butter Fudge: Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine.&nbsp;

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Cartwright & Butler Afternoon Treat Hamper

A decadent and delicious gift for the most special person in the world. This Cartwright &amp; Butler gift set features everything they need to truly relax and indulge, including chocolate wafer crispies, butter fudge, honeyed strawberries, butter oat crumbles, and of course, a bottle of Bottega sparkling ros&eacute;. Because what's a feast without a bottle of bubbly? Consider them well and truly tickled pink.
Product Specification:
1 x Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x Butter Fudge 1 x Honey with Strawberries 1 x Butter Oat Crumbles 1 x Bottega Sparkling Ros&eacute;
Additional Information:
Product Dimenions: 13.5cm x 18cm x 23.5cm Weight: 895g 11.5 ABV, 20cl&nbsp;
Dietary Information: 
May contain nuts.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled Oats (48%), Salted Butter (32%) (Milk), Sugar. C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton- Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine. Bottega rose gold spumante 20cl C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies- Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%), Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. *From An RSPO Certified Sustainable Source. C&amp;B Honey with Strawberries in globe jar-Honey, Strawberry Powder (1%).
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Cartwright & Butler The With Love Gift Set

Music Yipee Ippee Birthday Card

A Light Heart Lives Long Card

Music Marvellous Birthday Card

LGBT Happy Birthday To The Filthiest Person Alive Card

Music Happy Birthday To My Sugar Spun Sister Card

Music Thank You Thank You Very Much Card

Just One More Thing Happy Birthday Card

Music Have A Boss Birthday Card

You Have Bewitched Me Card

Biro Card For A Mate Card

Biro Card For A Dad Card

Dad You're Bloomin' Marbelous Father's Day Card

My Awesome Dad Card

The Grow It Chilli Peppers box is the perfect gift for the budding home gardener or spice-loving foodie. With 5 different types of chilli plant and all the kit you need to get started, this is almost too hot to handle.
Contains:
<ul>
<li style="text-align: left;">1 x packet of Tabasco chilli seeds</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">1 x packet of Demon Red chilli seeds</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">1 x packet of Hungarian Hot Wax chilli seeds</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">1 x packet of Jalape&ntilde;o chilli seeds</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">1 x packet of Anaheim chilli seeds</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">5 x starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">5 x natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">5 x wooden plant markers</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">Chilli plant growing tips</li>
</ul>

Please Note: This pack contains real plant seeds of UK origin. The plant seeds can die before or after germination. Please plant your seeds as soon as possible.

Grow It Chilli Peppers Set

80s babies will love this retro video game controller. Just plug it into your 21st century TV and be transported back to those heady days of retro video games. Who needs a Playstation when you can have Ping Pong? With its integrated mini joystick, A,B buttons and 200 retro games, this little gadget is hours (days, and months) of fun!

Retro Mini Tv Games

Ahoy It Is Your Birthday Sea Illustration Card

No1 Dad Trophy Card

Happy Birthday Life is Sweet Strawberry Card

Dog Pun Happy Birthday Indiana Bones Card

Happy Birthday Indiana Bones Card

Another Birthday I Shitzu Not Dog Birthday Card

Funny Another Birthday I Shitzu Not Dog Birthday Card

Dog Happy Birthday Dad Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Dad Birthday Card

Trophy Best Dad Ever Birthday Card

This Jelly Belly gift box will give them a little taste of everything. 20 flavours of jelly beans including blueberry, cotton candy, red apple, tangerine, marshmallow and watermelon will tantalise taste buds, while the gift box means you have one less thing to wrap.
Make their surprise all the more wonderful and add on a delightful cassis and rose tin candle from Cath Kidston to your order &ndash; there's no better way to bring joy! Weight: 250g
Dimensions:&nbsp;2.6x20x19.7cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, acidity regulators (E325, E330, E331), flavourings, peach puree concentrate, blueberry puree, concentrates of apple, spirulina, carrot, black carrot, blackcurrant, pumpkin) colours (E100, E150d, E153, E160a, E162, E163ii, E171), plum juice concentrate, lemon puree, glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), pear juice concentrate, strawberry puree, watermelon juice concentrate, pomegranate juice concentrate, coconut, tangerine juice concentrate, grapefruit juice concentrate, cherry juice concentrate, cantaloupe powder, invert sugar syrup, salt, tapioca dextrin. Allergy Advice: May contain Nut Traces. 
Adding beer?
Here's a gift that'll have them feeling galactic! Whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they're guaranteed to go gaga for this Stormtrooper Beer Christmas cracker.
Product Specification:
x1 Stormtrooper Beer Christmas Cracker (2 x 330 ml can of Hoppy Christmas IPA)
Ingredients:
Malted barley &amp; wheat - (Gluten Free &amp; Suitable for Vegans)
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Sweets

Jelly Belly Assortment (250g)

Product Description:
Are they fully Team Gryffindor, a little bit Hufflepuff, proudly Ravenclaw or a secret Slytherin? Whichever house speaks to them on a personal level, they're sure to be spellbound by these Harry Potter House Crest fruit chews. Featuring four collectible and reusable tins, this is the perfect gift for any sweet-toothed wannabe wizard.
Product Specification:
Gryffindor: Cherry Hufflepuff: Sunkist Lemon Ravenclaw: Blueberry Slytherin: Green Apple
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 9 x 33.2 x 3.7cm Weight: 110g
Ingredients:
Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, blueberry puree, acidity regulators (E296, E325, E330), flavourings, blueberry puree, lemon puree, concentrates of (spirulina, apple, carrot, black currant, pumpkin), glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), cherry juice concentrate, apple juice concentrate, colours (E100).
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Harry Potter Crest Tin Pack of 4

You Are Bloody Fantastic Shark Card

Imagine it &ndash; having your own private masseuse! This stress-busting Vibrating Neck Massager is just the thing to soothe tired muscles at the end of a long day. Simply wrap it around your neck and let the therapeutic vibrations melt that stress away. A thoughtful present for anyone who could use a bit of rest and relaxation (so, all of us right now).
Dimensions: 10cm x 86cm x 4cm
Requires 2x AA batteries (not included)

Vibrating Neck Massager

Whisky lovers everywhere will appreciate this Glenfiddich Whisky Gift Set. Featuring a miniature bottle of 12-year-old, 14-year-old whisky and 15-year-old Glenfiddich Whisky, the lucky recipient will get the opportunity to see what extra ageing does to this most famous of Malt Whiskies. The perfect way to celebrate them on Father's Day, their Birthday or any other occasion.
 Signature Malt (Aged 12 Years). This pioneering single malt has been matured in the finest Oloroso Sherry and Bourbon casks before being married together in oak tuns. It has a beautifully balanced nose and refreshingly rich complex notes of fresh pear and subtle oak. Solera Vat (Aged 15 Years). Unique to Scotch whisky, our Solera Vat marries whiskies matured in Sherry, Bourbon and new oak casks and is always half full. This creates a deliciously rich, harmonious and intense single malt with complex notes of honey and raisins. Batch Reserve (Aged 18 Years). Carefully matured for 18 years in the finest Oloroso sherry and bourbon casks built by our own expert coopers. These casks are then nurtured in small batches for a further three months, for a remarkably deep, rich and complex flavour
Adding fudge?
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Weight: 65g
Dimensions: 50x60x210mm
Ingredients: Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Orange Flavoured Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Natural Orange Flavouring; Colour: E160e; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sea Salt, Salt, Natural Flavouring, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for Vegetarians. Gluten free.

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