Front of card: Funny topical illustration of a smiling famour comedian. Text reads: "Boris Said We Can Go Out Out" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

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Boris Said We Can Go Out Out Funny Topical Comedian Card

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Front of card: Arsenal Football Club Photo Upload Christmas Card. Card reads: "The Gunners est 1886 Merry Christmas Steve Emirates Stadium" with editable name text. Back of Card: Arsenal FC Logo.

Arsenal Football Club Photo Upload Christmas Card

At Least We Have Each Other Covid Photo Upload Christmas Card

Thank You For Being There For Me Especially In This Crazy Year Christmas Photo Upload Card

Front of card: Funny Pandemic Card Typographic card featuring a man in jeans and a woolley jumper Text reads:"Bring Back Masks But Only For Brussels Sprouts Season" Back of card: Banter Logo

Funny Pandemic PPE Masks Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny Prime Minister It's My Party And I'll Lie If I Want To Christmas Card Features illustration of the PM wearing a Christmas hat. Text reads:"It's My Party And I'll Lie If I Want To. (Merry Christmas)" Back of card: Banter Logo

Funny Prime Minister It's My Party And I'll Lie If I Want To Christmas Card

You don&rsquo;t have to be a lottery winner, Grand Prix champion, or launching a cruise ship to enjoy a bottle of this gorgeous Moet &amp; Chandon Brut. The product of one of France&rsquo;s oldest Champagne houses, it enjoys all the benefits of being a proper Champagne, not just sparkling &ndash; it&rsquo;s a beautifully bright bottle of bubbly.
<ul>
<li>75cl</li>
<li>12% ABV</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl Gift Box 

Create a little mini moment of &lsquo;me&rsquo; time for yourself with this soothing Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set. A sumptuous little skincare surprise, this pretty little gift box includes an in-shower body scrub and body wash and rich hydrating body butter. A thoughtful present for someone in need of some pampering. Product Specification:
1 X This gift contains: 1 X Signature Body Scrub 50ml 1 X Signature Body Wash 75ml 1 X Signature Body Butter 75ml 1 X Body Puff
Ingredients:
Body Wash: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Propylene Glycol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, Agar, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Mica, Polyquaternium-39, Tin Oxide, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 73360 (Red 30 Lake), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 16035 (Red 40), CI 42090 (Blue 1)
Body Scrub: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pumice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 16035 (Red 40)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set

Chelsea FC Merry Christmas Multi Photo Upload Grid Card

Merry Christmas Photo Upload Card

A luxurious collection of gorgeous, iconic Guylian chocolates. This fabulous food gift is a box is full of hand wrapped Ballotin chocolate seashells made with the classic, smooth, creamy Guylian Belgian chocolate. This is a real treat for a chocolate lover &ndash; and it&rsquo;s even already gift wrapped.
 Weight: 250g
Dimensions:&nbsp;19x9.3x5.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, hazelnuts, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, Cocoa solids : chocolate 48% min., milk chocolate 34% min., white chocolate 25% min. Milk solids : milk chocolate 22% min, white chocolate 30% min. Allergy Information: May contain other tree nuts and wheat.
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Chocolates

Guylian Chocolate Ballotin (250g)

You don&rsquo;t get much better than Ferrero Rocher when it comes to fancy chocolate. Well, actually, you can - as this gift collection box features a range of white, dark and milk chocolate choices. Enjoy the classic Ferrero Rocher along with the Confetteria Raffaello and the Ferrero Rondnoir.

Product Specification:
32 x Ferrero Rocher Pieces
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 31 x 16.3 x 4cm Weight: 359g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya, Wheat.
Ingredients:
Ferrero Rondnoir: Fine Dark Chocolate 40.5% (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Vanillin), Sugar, Palm Oil, WHEAT Flour, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder (MILK), Skimmed MILK Powder, MILK Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Vanillin), WHEAT Starch, Sunflower Oil, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Glazing Agent (Gum Arabic), Whey Proteins (MILK), Cocoa Mass, Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Salt, Vanillin
Ferrero Rocher: MILK Chocolate 30% (Sugar, Cocoa BUTTER, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Concentrated BUTTER, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Vanillin), HAZELNUTS (28.5%) , Sugar, Palm Oil, WHEAT Flour, Whey Powder (MILK), Fat-Reduced Cocoa, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Vanillin.
Confetteria Raffaello: Desiccated Coconut 25.5%, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Sugar, ALMOND (8%), Skimmed MILK Powder, Whey Powder (MILK), WHEAT Flour, Tapioca Starch, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Flavourings, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
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Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar ingredients:Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Ferrero Collection Gift Box (359g)

Front of card: Handwritten email Text reads: "NEW MESSAGE. TO: Holly. SUBJECT: SWEET CAROLINE. Due to Corona Sweet Caroline is banned this Christmas. There will be no hands touching hands no reaching out touching me or touching you!" With editable name. Back of card: Pigmnet logo. Moonpig logo.

Pigment Cuckoo Illustrated Corona Email Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny Photographic Elvis Uh huh Huh Photo Upload Christmas Card. Card reads: "Merry Christmas Baby! Uh Huh Huh" with editable name text. Back of Card: Elvis Logo

Funny Elvis Uh huh Huh Photo Upload Christmas Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration of a popular character in a mankini wearing a Santa Hat on a red background. Text reads: Its Christmas Very Nice Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Its Christmas Very Nice Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring a famour politician wearing a santa hat on a white background, with red and black text. Text reads: Merry Christmas Enjoy The Tax Increase Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Merry Christmas Enjoy The Tax Increase Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny card with an illustration of a Covid lateral flow test, with white text on a red background Text reads: Merry Xmas this year has been testing for us all Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Testing Year Covid Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny card with photo upload in center surrounded by holly border and black and red text below on white background Text reads: Here is your Christmas gift...a photo of me Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny 'Here is Your Christmas Gift' Photo Upload Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny Typographical card features illustration of a female MP wearing a Christmas hat. The Word 'Party' has been scribbled out. Text reads: "There Ain't No Party Like A Downing Street Business Meeting". Speech bubble coming from lady says "Cheese, Wine And No Social Distancing" Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny Downing Street Party Business Meeting Christmas Card

Front of card: Features a central photo frame surrounded by large colourful text and illustrations of mince pies. Text reads: "The Only Thing I Like About Christmas is (photo upload) & Mince Pies."

The Only Thing I Like About Christmas Is You And Mince Pies Funny Photo Upload Card

Front of card: Features Illustrations of Christmas Items and a Photo Upload with Typographic Text, Text reads: "What I want For Christmas: Vs What I Actually Get:" Back of card: Happy Go Lucky Logo.

What I want Vs What I get Funny Photo Upload Christmas Card

It might be a little cheesy but if you think someone's grate, this hamper is the perfect way to wish them a gouda Day! For all the cheese lovers out there, this one's for them.
Contains:
Wooden Cheese Board &amp; Knife
Ventopuro Merlot 37.5cl
Shaws Caramelised Red Onion Chutney with Balsamic 195g
Yorkshire Crisps Cheddar &amp; Caramelised Onion Chutney Crisps 50g Drum
Fine Cheese Co Oatcake Rounds 150g
Cottage Delight Farmhouse Pork Pate 90g
Cambrook Dry Roasted Peanuts 45g
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Tiptree Ploughmans Plum Chutney 210g -Victoria Plums (45%), Sugar, Apples, Sultanas, Wine Vinegar, Sea Salt, Gelling Agent: Citrus Pectin, Onion Powder, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Star Anise.Deli &amp; Co. Pork Liver Pate 180g -Fat and pork liver 40%, eggs, salt, starch, garlic, shallots, sugar, spicesPeter Yard Sourdough Crispbreads Original 105g -Milk, Rye Flour, Wheat Flour, Sourdough 11.5% (Rye Flour, Water), Wholewheat Flour, Honey, Salt, Yeast.&nbsp;
Cheese is not included
Adding chocolate?
x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

Hampers

Sip, Savor & Cheeseboard Pairings Hamper

Product Description:
Give someone an incredible morning with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Good Morning Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary morning into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, triple chocolate chunk cookies, creamy butter fudge, and some butter oat crumbles.
Product Specification:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g) C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Wheat, Soya.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g)-100% Black Tea C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton-Sugar, sweetened condensed milk, glucose syrup, butter (milk)(10%), golden syrup, glycerine. C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton-Wheat flour (calcium, iron, niacin, thiamine), sugar, salted butter (20%) (milk), white chocolate chunks (7%) (sugar, cocoa butter, full cream milk powder, whey powder (milk), emulsifier: soya lecithin), melted dark chocolate (7%) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), milk chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), plain chocolate chips (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural flavouring), cocoa powder, acidity regulator: potassium carbonate, sugarcane syrup, raising agents: ammonium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate. White chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 20%, milk solids 14% minimum. Melted dark chocolate contains: cocoa solids 52% minimum. Plain chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 39% minimum. Milk chocolate chips contains: cocoa solids 30% minimum, milk solids 23% minimum C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled oats (48%), salted butter (32%) (milk), sugar.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Cartwright & Butler Tea & Biscuits Hamper

Merry Christmas Reindeer Ears Photo Upload Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Merry Christmas Reindeer Ears Photo Upload Card

Front of card: Funny bold white and yellow text within a white lined and dotted border on Red background. Card reads: "Charlie Hope Your Christmas Is Better Than The Rest of 2021! with editable name text. Back of Card: Jam and Toast logo.

Funny Christmas Is better Than The Rest of 2021 Christmas Card

Have A Festive Drink For Me This Christmas Photo Upload Card

Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

Gadgets & Novelties

Squawking Stress Chicken

Rude Funny What To Be At Christms Pie Chart Card Front of card: There is a pie chart with the title 'What To Be At Christmas'. The pie chart has 3 small sections named, 'Santa', 'The Washer-Upper' and 'The Cook'. The majority of the pie chart is filled with 'Sh*it Faced!' Back of card: Off The Chart! logo

Rude Funny What To Be At Christms Pie Chart Card

Funny Alcohol Consumed On Christmas Day Bar Chart Card Front of card: There is a bar chart with the title 'Alcohol Consumed On Christmas Day'. Bar's named in lowest to highest are, charades, pre-dinner drinks, will the turkey ever be cooked?, evening second wind, the usual family argument. Back of card: Off The Chart! logo

Funny Alcohol Consumed On Christmas Day Bar Chart Card

Happy Thanksgiving Photo Upload Invitation

Roll On 2021 Funny Covid Photo Upload Card

If We Survived That We Can Survive Anything Photo Upload Card

Celebrating In Style Face Mask Party Photo Upload Birthday Card

<ul>
<li>Christmas Collage 7 Photo Upload Mug</li>
<li>Create a festive personalised Christmas mug with a unique message and photos</li>
<li>Christmas design with 7 photos</li>
<li>Dishwasher and microwave safe</li>
</ul>

Ceramic Mug

Christmas Collage 7 Photo Upload Mug

Merry Christmask Covid Pandemic Face Mask Christmas Photo Upload Card

Modern Dad And Stepmum Photo Upload Christmas Card

Be Yourself Photo Upload Typographic Birthday postcard

Postcard

Front of card: Funny typographical design featuring Santa's hand holding a syringe Text reads:"Saw This Card And Thought It Might Give You A Boost. Ho Ho Hold Still" Back of card: To Be Honest logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny Covid Give You A Boost Christmas Card

Twisty Funny Photo upload Christmas Card To lose the Christmas Bulge

Pop the cork on this personalised bottle of prosecco!
Personalise the label with your chosen name and message and make this gift truly unique.
Product Specification
1x Virgin Wines Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 75cl
1x Guylian Chocolate Ballotin (250g)
Ingredients
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Sugar, hazelnuts, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, Cocoa solids : chocolate 48% min., milk chocolate 34% min., white chocolate 25% min. Milk solids : milk chocolate 22% min, white chocolate 30% min.
Allergy Information: May contain other tree nuts and wheat.
Additional Information
Bottle Dimensions: 39.8cm x 12.8cm x 12.8cm, 1.5 kg.
ABV- 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery. Chocolate Weight: 250g Dimensions:&nbsp;19x9.3x5.9cm
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Personalised Prosecco 75cl With Guylian Chocolates Gift Set

Front of Card: 
Large photo upload image with green typography below on a colouful polka dotted background 
The card reads: "The only thing we're going to miss this christmas".
 
Back of card: 
Pretty funny words logo.

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