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This Captain Morgan Dark &amp; Spiced Rum and Tumbler Gift Set is the perfect present for your rum-obsessed loved ones! Great for birthdays, and almost any other occasion you can think of. Cheers to that! Dark Rum: Captain Morgan Dark Rum is a blend of five rum marques from three different Caribbean countries, creating rich complexity of flavour. With its intense colour and rich caramel and vanilla notes, the full-bodied taste is perfect for those who seek authentic adventure with their crew. Spiced Rum: Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold is blended using the finest Caribbean rums and adventurous spices. It's made using real vanilla and matured in bourbon barrels meaning you'll get a rich, sweet flavour with a smooth, warming finish. Best served with cola, lots of ice and a slice of lime. Contains:
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<li>1 x Captain Morgan Dark Rum (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Captain Morgans Spiced (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Captain Morgans Glass</li>
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Minimum age 18 years +
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1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Alcohol Gift

Captain Morgan and Tumbler Gift Set

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Angela ChickHappy Birthday To The Hunkiest Hunk Birthday Card

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Plants. With high quality plants for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction This funky pilea, otherwise known as the Chinese money plant (or pancake plant, which we think is just the best name ever), is an easy-to-care-for plant-pleaser and comes complete with a dark green ceramic pot! It's a fan of light watering, only needing a drink when the soil is dry to the touch and also loves a spot with lots of light but will get sad with too much direct sunlight so a home slightly away from windows will work a treat. We're not saying this Chinese money plant is going to make your lucky recipient rich but it does sprout little plants which they can snip and grow and surely unlimited plants is better than money, right? What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1x Pilea 13cm pot 1x Ceramic Dark Green
Approx. height 22cm
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<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
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Are You Being Served Size Matters Funny Birthday Card 

Birthdays never tasted so good. The Original Stormtrooper Beerthday Thirst Aid Kit features five 330ml cans from their core range, a Tactical Craft Ale Glass, a bag of delicious beer snacks and four Stormtrooper beer mats, all packed into a fabulous custom gift box. Quick, get the ice!
Product Specification:
5 x 330ml cans
SNIPA - 4.4%, GPA - 4.8%, Lightseed - 5.0%, Shadow Stout - 6.6%, Space Hopera 6.6%
Additional Information:
Dimensions:&nbsp; Height - 7cm, Width - 19cm, Length - 36cm, 2.2kg.
Craft Glass not suitable for dishwasher
Dietary Inforamton:
Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat Keep cold, drink fresh Brewed by Vocation Brewery.
1 x 330 ml can of SNIPA - Situation Normal India Pale Ale (4.4% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 330 ml can of Galactic Pale Ale 2.0 (4.8% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 330 ml can of Lightspeed Pilsner (5.0% ABV) 1 x 330 ml can of Shadow Stout (6.6% ABV) 1 x 330 ml can of Space Hopera (6.6% ABV) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz. Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation 1 x Pack of beer snacks 4 x Original Stormtrooper beer mats
Ingredients:
Water, Hops, Malted Barley, Yeast.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Balloon not included.
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Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Stormtrooper Beer Birthday Thirst Aid Kit Hamper 5x330ml

To the One I Love, How We Should Spend Your Birthday Pie Chart Personalised Card

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The best way to celebrate? Chocolate. Obviously. This personalised 'celebrate' bar of Cadbury Dairy Milk is guaranteed to make their special day all the more special!
Product Specification
1x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information
Dimensions: 16.9 x 42 x 1.5 cm, 850g.
Dietary Information
For Allergens: May contain nuts, wheat.
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Chocolates

Cadbury Dairy Milk Celebrate Bar (850g)

Super Stud Of A Certain Strength Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Super Stud Of A Certain Strength Personalised Name Card

A Terrific Birthday Funny Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

A Terrific Birthday Funny Personalised Birthday Card

Personalised Name Only Drinks On Days That Start With T Funny Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Name Only Drinks On Days That Start With T Funny Card

"There's sand in my lettuce." "Well, Karen, I did tell you to wear knickers!" 

Funny Knickers Anniversary Card

Anniversary Funny Humour Quote Card

Tight Arse Tip The Barber Humour Birthday Card

Sexual Dysfunction Barbie Doll Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Sexual Dysfunction Barbie Doll Card

Use your own message and names to send a funny birthday card. - Dis is how much u make me smile

Humour Personalised Birthday Card

Everyone loves a fun gift, right? This jam-packed gift voucher gives your lucky recipient the chance to choose between 2010 fun-filled days out that will whet their appetite, get their heart racing or simply allow them to sit back and relax! With plenty of respected brands, such as HelloFresh, Harrods and Bannatyne, they're guaranteed to find an experience to suit them. Whether they relish a delicious 3 course meal, jump on a Segway or enjoy some pampering treatments, there's something for everyone.
Product Specification:
X1 Voucher
X1 Brochure
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: W16cm x H16cm x D2cm
Weight: 0.3kg
What do I need to know?:
Terms and Conditions
This experience gift is sold by Experience More Limited trading as Buyagift. By purchasing this experience gift, you are agreeing to the Terms and Conditions:&nbsp;
<a href="https://www.buyagift.co.uk/terms">https://www.buyagift.co.uk/terms</a>
Over 2010 experiences available across the UK to choose from for two people.
This voucher includes a selection of fun, exciting, and relaxing adventures for two people at a choice of venues across the UK.
Your gift will arrive beautifully presented in a Gift Box, the Gift Box includes the voucher and a guidebook.
Duration: Duration varies depending on chosen experience.
Restrictions: Exclusion dates may apply.
All dates are subject to availability.
Pre-booking is essential to avoid disappointment.
Restrictions may vary depending on the chosen experience.
For your safety and enjoyment, participation in some experiences is restricted by age, height, weight etc.
Voucher valid for 24 months.
Locations:
Locations dependant on experience chosen
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Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Gift Experiences

Buyagift Fun Together Gift Experience

Give them a gift that lets them experience the thrill of an action and adventure experience! Let them discover their inner-racing legend with a supercar blast, solve the clues against the clock in an escape room, explore new horizons with a helicopter flight or get wet and wild with a white water rafting thrill. This voucher offers a huge array of heart pounding adventures to choose from, at locations across the UK, and with 24 months validity.
Product Specification:
X1 Voucher
X1 Brochure
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: W16cm x H16cm x D2cm
Weight: 0.3kg
What do I need to know?:
By purchasing this gift experience, you are agreeing to the following Terms and Conditions:<a tabindex="-1" href="https://www.moonpig.com/uk/terms-and-conditions/red-letter-days/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" data-stringify-link="https://www.moonpig.com/uk/terms-and-conditions/red-letter-days/" data-sk="tooltip_parent" data-remove-tab-index="true">https://www.moonpig.com/uk/terms-and-conditions/red-letter-days/</a>
Over 525 incredible experiences available across the UK to choose from.
Experiences include adventure days out, adrenaline thrills and driving days for either one or two people.
Your gift will arrive beautifully presented in a Gift Box, the Gift Box includes the voucher and a guidebook.
Duration: Duration varies depending on chosen experience.
Restrictions: Restrictions may apply and vary from experience to experience.
For your safety and enjoyment, participation in some experiences is restricted by age, height, weight etc.
Additional Information: We'll advise of any dress code restrictions when you make your booking.
Voucher valid for 24 months.
Locations:
Locations dependant on experience chosen
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Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Action & Adventure Gift Experience

Gremlins Let's Party Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Gremlins Let's Party Personalised Happy Birthday Card

With the Beer O'Clock Hamper, it's always time for a pint.
This delightfully boozy hamper is the perfect gift to spoil your loved ones! Packed with a delicious variety of beer-themed products including the all-important Peroni, as well as moorish Artisan Spicy Salami, Sicilian Olives and Handmade Pizza Bread Sticks. This divine hamper is sure to delight your lucky recipient, whether it's for a birthday, any celebration! A wonderful surprise, delivered straight to their door.
Product Specification:
4 x Peroni Lager 330ml (5.1%) 1 x Venison Salami, Great Glen Charcuterie 60g 1 x Sicilian Olives 200g 1 x Handmade Pizza Bread Sticks 100g 1 x Cheese Biscuits 40g
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 14 x 20 x 40 cm, 1503g.
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk .
Ingredients:
Peroni; Water, BARLEY MALT, Italian Maize, Hops
Cheese Biscuits. Potato starch, butter (contains MILK), Gouda Cheese (25%) (contains MILK) (contains colour carotene, anatto), cream (MILK), salt, raising agent (sodium bicarbonate, disodium diphosphate), modified corn starch. May contain traces of mustard.
Olives ; Green olive variety Nocellara Etnea, black olives Carolea, semi hot chilli, sunflower oil, oregano
Pizza Breadsticks; WHEAT flour, extra virgin olive oil (11.3%), lard, dried CHEESE powder, sea salt, dried tomato powder, malt extract (BARLEY, WHEAT), malted cereal powder (BARLEY&lt; WHEAT), sugar, natural flavourings, yeast, dried oregano. May contain trace of SESAME SEEDS and SOY
Pepperoni salami; Pork meat, chilli, salt, black pepper, natural casing
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Hampers

Beer Lovers Hamper

James, you're the only man who can make me moan! (I really wish you'd tidy up after yourself!) 

Funny Anniversary Card - Tidy Up

Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

Gnaw Birthday Letterbox Chocolate Gift Set 600g (Contains 6 Bars)

Got the shits again Fish Birthday Card

Personalised Guide To Getting Older Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Guide To Getting Older Birthday Card

I Don't Gnome What I'd Do Without You Illustrated Birthday Card

The perfect sweet gift for any occasion that will brighten their day and make them smile!
This 700g jar of Jelly Bean Factory gourmet jelly beans contain flavour throughout from the crispy shell to the chewy inside. They contain natural flavourings and plant-based colours, which means they&rsquo;re 100% vegetarian AND they&rsquo;re allergen-free!
Product Specification:
Jelly Bean Factory (700g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 19.8x11x11cm Weight: 700g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Glucose syrup, Maize Starch, Fruit Juice Concentrate (Pineapple, Orange, Apple), Natural Flavourings, Concentrate from (Carrot, Pumpkin, Apple, Spirulina, Radish, Blackcurrant, Hibiscus), Acids (Citric Acid, Fumaric Acid, Mallic Acid), Glazing Agents (Shellac, Carnauba Wax, Beeswax), Caramelized Sugar, Acidity Regulator (Trisodium Citrate), Coconut Oil.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
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Here's a gift that'll have them feeling galactic! Whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they're guaranteed to go gaga for this Stormtrooper Beer Christmas cracker.
Product Specification:
x1 Stormtrooper Beer Christmas Cracker (2 x 330 ml can of Hoppy Christmas IPA)
Ingredients:
Malted barley &amp; wheat - (Gluten Free &amp; Suitable for Vegans)
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Sweets

Jelly Bean Factory (700g)

Chocolate Truffles Can I Tickle Your Fancy Personalised Anniversary Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Chocolate Truffles Can I Tickle Your Fancy Personalised Anniversary Card

Personalised Name You Look So Hot In Lycra Cycling Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Name You Look So Hot In Lycra Cycling Card

Doctor, I Think I'm Going Deaf Funny Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Doctor, I Think I'm Going Deaf Funny Personalised Card

Gather Round Children Funny Caption Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Gather Round Children Funny Caption Personalised Birthday Card

Personalised Foul Language Vintage Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Foul Language Vintage Card

I Got So Drunk Funny Caption Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Got So Drunk Funny Caption Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Retro I Don't Mind Coming To Work Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Retro I Don't Mind Coming To Work Personalised Card

Vintage Hold My Calls Black And White Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Hold My Calls Black And White Personalised Card

Boob Drop Funny Caption Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Boob Drop Funny Caption Card

Magnigicent Beast Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a inhaler with text underneath Text reads: "You leave me breathless" Back of card: White background with the you've got pen on your face logo

You've Got Pen On Your Face Inhaler Asthma Funny Humour Card

Captioned Would You Be Upset If I... Funny Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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