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Funny Birthday Card - Party Time! Lets get hammered

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It Is Your Birthday Bitch Spoof Card

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Alcohol Gift

Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Angela Chick Aquarius Birthday Card

Personalised Name Say Yes To New Adventures/Dentures Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Personalised Name Say Yes To New Adventures/Dentures Card

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Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Balloon

Pink & Gold Happy Birthday Balloon

The big 30 already? Where does the time go? Celebrate their big birthday and put a smile on their face with this pretty-in-pink balloon. It arrives pre-inflated &ndash; perfect for getting the party started straight away!
Included with our balloon delivery:
1 x 18 inch helium balloon&nbsp; 1 x ribbon&nbsp; 1 x Chocolate coin weight (upon availability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

30th Birthday Black & Gold Milestone Balloon

Rude Funny Getting Old Sucks Dick More Than You Do Card

Rude Funny Competition World's Biggest Wanker Card

Funny Fridge Magnet 1000 Friends On Facebook Birthday Card

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
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You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

Typographical Funny Rude A Late Birthday Card Is Better Than A Late Period Card

Funny Wrinkly And Old But Still A Chick Magnet Card

Know someone who loves a fun fact, even if the majority of the time they're talking BS? We all do! And now we've got the perfect gift for them. With over 500 hard-to-believe real facts on everything from hippo sweat to nematodes, dinosaur jaws to Egyptian mummies, this fun-filled True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t book means they'll never be short of amusing (/annoying) pub chat again.
 Reading age:&nbsp;For Adults
Weight: 212g
Dimensions: 12.7 x 2 x 17.8cm
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Gadgets & Novelties

True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t Book

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Chocs and bubbly! Now that&rsquo;s how you do serious indulgence. This perfect pairing contains a 20cl bottle of&nbsp;Bottega Accademia&nbsp;&ndash; and some gorgeous milk chocolate truffles. Brought together in a funky little tube, this is the perfect little present for someone who deserves a little indulgent pick-me-up. Tube Contains: 1 x&nbsp;Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Chocolate Truffles 200g
Adding fudge?
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Weight: 65g
Dimensions: 50x60x210mm
Ingredients: Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Orange Flavoured Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Natural Orange Flavouring; Colour: E160e; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sea Salt, Salt, Natural Flavouring, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for Vegetarians. Gluten free.

Fizz 20cl and Chocolate Truffle Gift Set

I Wanna Hug The Shit Outta You Panda Card

So, it's their 30th birthday, huh? Well, you know what to get them... a GIANT bar of Cadbury Dairy Milk, of course! With 850g of chocolate-y goodness, this is one gift that is guaranteed to please.
Product Specification
1x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information
Dimensions: 16.9 x 42 x 1.5 cm, 850g.
Dietary Information
For Allergens: May contain nuts, wheat.
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
"Adding an extra sweet treat?
1 x Giant Lollipop
Additional Information:&nbsp;
250g, 255 x 135 x 13mm
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, glucose syrup, flavour: mint, colours: E100, E120, E141, E160a, E163, E171 See allergens on back of pack.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. "

Chocolates

Giant Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy 30th Birthday Bar (850g)

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Cheeky Chops Cancer Star Sign Birthday Card

Front of Card: 
Illustrated bottle of whiskey with leaf patterns and mixed typographoc fonts on a blue label. 
The card reads: "still going strong". 
 
Back of card: 
Coakleys logo.

Illustrated Whiskey Bottle Typographic Birthday Card

Alexa Make My Children Disappear Card

Go Quackers On Your Birthday Card Front of card: Features duck illustrations. Text reads: "Go quackers on your birthday! My bills huge!! Waddle we do about it? My bills gone crazy! My bill just keeps going up!".

Go Quackers On Your Birthday Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Modern Funny Fucking Legends Boyfriend Birthday Card

Modern Funny Naughty Fucking Legends Boyfriend Birthday Card

Rude Funny Another Year Older and You are Still a Bitch Birthday Card

Another Year Older and You are Still a Bitch Birthday Card

I Thought I Could Smell Gin Funny Typographic Card

Front of card: Funny You're Old Now Birthday Card Illustrated TV character. Text reads: "Ok Well...You're Old Now" Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo

Funny You're Old Now Birthday Card

Personalised I Shih Tzu Not Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I Shih Tzu Not Card

Jolly Awesome You Make Me Crumb Cookie Card

Front of card: Illustrated truck and white hand lettered typography on a blue background Text reads: "Happy Birthday Ya F(strikethrough) Tr-ucker". Back of card: Katy Welsh logo. Moonpig logo.

Katy Welsh Illustrated Truck Cheeky Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To A Good Egg Card

Funny Who Says I Do Not Give A Shit Card

Objectables Is It Your Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Simple illustrated lion wearing crown and hand written typography on a black background Text reads: "TEDDIE. Happy birthday you magnificent bastard!" With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Pigment Simple Illustrated Lion Typographic Customisable Birthday Card

London Studio Puntastic Rocking Birthday Card

Modern Rude Typographical Screw Everything Just A Note Card

Front of card: Birthday Card Vibrant typography on a striped teal background. Text reads: "This card is your prezzie, Harry!".'Harry!' can be personalised! Back of card: Sorcha Faulkner logo

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