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Lovey-dovey is all well and good, but if you really want to show you care, there’s nothing more poetic than a carefully-chosen insult. So, we asked Countdown's Susie Dent for a bunch of ye olde ways for us to be a little bit rude for our birthdays.

Oi, You Blunderbuss!

In this animated episode, Countdown Queen Susie Dent explains the origins of each word and how we can use them to rib our loved ones on their special day.

Oi, You Blunderbuss!

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