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Lovey-dovey is all well and good, but if you really want to show you care, there’s nothing more poetic than a carefully-chosen insult. So, we asked Countdown's Susie Dent for a bunch of ye olde ways for us to be a little bit rude for our birthdays.

Zootherkins Another Year Older Funny Birthday Card
Funny And Rude Swearing Birthday Card
Funny Shakespearean Old Age Birthday Card
Happy Birth Dizzle You Total Pizzle Funny Birthday Card
Funny And Rude Blunderbuss Birthday Card
Funny And Rude Cheers You Drunkard Birthday Card
My Dearest Dunderhead Funny Birthday Card
You Lazy Lubbewort Funny Birthday Card

Oi, You Blunderbuss!

In this animated episode, Countdown Queen Susie Dent explains the origins of each word and how we can use them to rib our loved ones on their special day.

Oi, You Blunderbuss!

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