Funny Valentines Card Keeping a Tight Grip On The Shaft

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For the little messages

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Funny Valentines Card Poker On The First Date

Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers I Love You 200g
x1 Freixenet Italian Sparkling Ros&eacute; 20cl
Additional Information:
1 x Maltesers I Love You 200g
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
x1 Freixenet Italian Sparkling Ros&eacute; 20cl
Dimensions: 21cmx6.3cmx6.3cm Weight: 0.48kg
ABV: 11%
Dietary Information:
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Alcohol Gift

Maltesers I Love You 200g & Freixenet Sparking Rose 20cl Gift Set

Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers I Love You 200g
x1 Bottega Petalo Gift Box 75cl
Additional Information:
1 x Maltesers I Love You 200g
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
x1 Bottega Petalo Gift Box 75cl
ABV 6.5%
Allergens: Contains SULPHITES
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Maltesers I Love You 200g & Bottega Petalo Gift Box 75cl Gift Set

Product Specification:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
Additional Information:
x1 Moonpig - From Me To You - 1 Bottle Gift Box
Dimensions: 37 x 90 x 90 x 1.12
Weight: 0.134
ABV: 11%
x1 Albacore Reserve Shiraz
ABV: 14%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

From Me To You Albacore Reserve Shiraz Gift Box

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 3 x Burgundy Antirrhinum 5 x Pink Rose 2 x Cerise Dianthus Barbatus 2 x Pink/Cerise Spray Rose 3 x Greenbell 3 x Eucalyptus robusta 2 x Cerise Waxflower 1 x Pink Gift Bag
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

Standard

The With Love Gift Bag

Introducing our latest collection of Tatty Teddy themed flowers. More than just pretty blooms, they're a uniquely special alternative to ordinary bouquets. Crafted to express your feelings and make mum feel all the love this Mother&rsquo;s Day.
Introduction You've got the perfect bouquet to celebrate Mother's day! The Tatty Teddy Pastel Skies flowers, with charming white and pink roses and white gypsophila, are bursting with happy vibes and so much love. The perfect bunch to spread joy this Mother's Day.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 6 x White Rose 30cm 6 x Pink Rose 30cm 1 x White Gypsofilia 1 x Pistache 1 x Hat Box
Total bouquet length: 30cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

Tatty Teddy Pastel Skies

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 5 x Yellow Spray Narcissi 3 x Blue Hyacinth 3 x Blue Anemones 5 x Pink Tulip 2 x Parvi 1 x Jar with ribbon
Total bouquet length: 38cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

You're My Everything

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Rude Funny Toaster Valentine's Day Card 
I want to slide in deep!
Mmm, you're so hot!

Naughty And Funny Toaster Valentine's Day Card

Happy Sexy Underwear Day Funny Valentine's Card

Personalised Me Trying To Tap Dat Ass Valentines Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Me Trying To Tap Dat Ass Valentines Card

Funny Dolls She Loved Nothing More Card

"When I said I wanted to watch him play with his horn..." Happy Valentine's Day - I hope tonight is less disappointing...

Funny rude naughty Valentine's day card - playing with his horn

Funny Cartoon I Wanna Pizza Slice You Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny Cartoon I Wanna Pizza Slice You Valentine's Day Card

Happy Valentines Day You Massive Hunk Cheese Pun Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Happy Valentines Day You Massive Hunk Cheese Pun Card

Funny Im Horny Card

Funny To Do List You Card

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

Chocolates

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

Spoil your oh-so-special hubby to a gift that never misses. This giant bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk is a whole 850g of deliciousness, guaranteed to delight right down to the last square.
Product Specification:
x1&nbsp;850g CDM Bar Milk
Ingredients:
Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.&nbsp;
Additional Information:
169mm 420mm 15mm 850g

Cadbury Special Hubby Dairy Milk (850g)

Eight of Hotel Chocolat&rsquo;s best-loved chocolates in milk, dark and white chocolate.
Product Specification:
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket Selection
Additional Information:
x8 Chocolates&nbsp;
Dimensions: L16cm x W8.6cm x H3.1cm
Weight: 100g
Ingredients: cocoa solids (cocoa butter, cocoa mass), sugar, full cream MILK powder, sweetened hazelnut paste (HAZELNUTS, sugar, emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), caramel half-salted butter (glucose fructose syrup, sweetened condensed MILK, half salted butter (from MILK), sugar, salt), peanut butter paste (PEANUTS, sea salt), butter oil (from MILK), skimmed MILK powder, PECAN NUT paste, stabilisers (sorbitol, glycerol), vegetable fats (coconut, shea, sunflower), whipping cream (cream (from MILK), stabiliser (carrageenan)), HAZELNUT paste, glucose syrup, cocoa biscuits (WHEAT flour, cocoa powder, sugar, butter (from MILK), sunflower oil, salt, raising agent (ammonium bicarbonate), flavourings), shortbread biscuits (WHEAT flour, coconut oil, sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate), salt), whole MILK, emulsifiers (SOYA lecithin, sunflower lecithin), meringue granules (sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, EGG white), raspberry juice concentrate, freeze dried fruit powders (strawberry, raspberry), caramelised sugar, yoghurt powder (yoghurt powder (from MILK), sugar, acidity regulators (malic acid, citric acid), flavouring), freeze dried fruit pieces (strawberry, raspberry), lactose (from MILK), flavourings, acidity regulator (citric acid), natural colours (paprika, annatto bixin), vanilla seeds. Dark chocolate contains minimum 70% cocoa solids. Milk chocolate contains minimum 40% cocoa solids, minimum 20% milk solids. White chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa butter, minimum 27% milk solids. Caramel milk chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa solids, minimum 26% milk solids. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in BOLD. All chocolates in this box may contain tree nuts, peanuts, milk, soya, gluten, wheat, egg, sesame. Ribbons are for decoration. Supervision of an adult is recommended
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket Chocolate Selection 100g

Tinsel Tits Funny Valentine's Day Card

We Seriously Overdid The Foreplay Personalised Name Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

We Seriously Overdid The Foreplay Personalised Name Valentines Day Card

Dean Morris Sexy Beast Funny Valentine's Day Card

Dean Morris Spoon You So Hard Funny Valentine's Day Card

Funny Personalised Text Message Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny Personalised Text Message Valentines Day Card

Feeling Fruity Aubergine Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Feeling Fruity Aubergine Card

Rude Anniversary Card For Boyfriend - I love you with all my boobs (I would say heart but my boobs are bigger)

Rude Anniversary Card For Boyfriend

Funny Rude Sex on Valentine's Day Card 
4 out of 5 couple have Valentine's Day Sex... hello number 5.



Funny Rude Sex on Valentine's Day Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card

Personalised You're At The Top Of My To Do List Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Personalised You're At The Top Of My To Do List Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of Seong Gi-Hun holding a biscuit up with a heart shape in it. Text reads: I would never break your heart! Back of card: London Studio LOL logo.

The London Studio Illustration Games Netflix Seong Gi-Hun Card

Vintage Diving Board Couple Photo Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Diving Board Couple Photo Card

Chill on the beach! Go to a wine-tasting class! Attend a fancy dress party! This amazing scratch-off list is full of inspired date ideas for you and a loved one to enjoy. Romantic, exciting &ndash; every kind of date you might want to try is here. And when you&rsquo;ve tried out each date idea, just scratch it off the list and to work your up to 100 unforgettable dates!
&nbsp;
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Gadgets & Novelties

100 Dates To Go On Scratch Off Poster

Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
&nbsp;
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Celebrate this Mother's Day with a special gift that shows just how much you love and appreciate her.
Product Specification:
x1 Dog Mum 3pk Socks UK 4-8
Additional Information:
x1 Dog Mum 3pk Socks UK 4-8
Weight: 0.21kg

Dog Mum Adults 3pk Socks

Don&rsquo;t let Valentine&rsquo;s Day stress you out &ndash; squeeze these Ann Summers Stress Boobs for instant calm and relaxation. Specially designed to help relieve tension and soothe a worried mind, these boobs are a cheeky little gift for someone on Valentine&rsquo;s Day, a hen party present, or birthday surprise.
Includes: 
<ul>
<li>1 x stress boobs</li>
</ul>
Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 5CM
Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Ann Summers Stress Boobs

You Make Me Want To Beet My Meat Rude Valentines Day Card

Funny Rude You're like Coffee Valentine's Day Card 
I wake up thinking of you, I want you all the time, and I need you inside me now!

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