Birthday Card - 40th - Forty - Pissed As A Newt - Fucking Hammered

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It's his 40th Birthday and he's not gonna get nissed as a pewt, he's gonna get absolutely hucking fammered!
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Birthday Card - 40th - Forty - Pissed As A Newt - Fucking Hammered is rated 5.0 out of 5 by 11.
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Super fast service Fun card, easy to edit to make it personal. Arrived with an extra envelope in plenty of time. Good quality and great service.
Date published: 2019-10-22
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Very funny card Always happy with Moonpig cards. Really good quality and speedy delivery.
Date published: 2019-10-04
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Never miss OS birthdays again! Recently I sent two moonpig cards to Australia from the UK. Both were milestone birthdays and even though I did it last minute both arrived in time for the big day(s). Personalisation is excellent feature which made the recipients feel very special.
Date published: 2019-09-11
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Good fun Bought this for a friend who thought it was really good
Date published: 2019-08-14
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Really great service First time I used the service ,very happy , will definatly be using moonpig again.
Date published: 2019-06-05
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Mates 65th Card Very Happy with his Birthday Card, thought it was great
Date published: 2019-04-24
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Very funny This card went down well. Perfect choice of card for a 40th
Date published: 2019-03-29
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Very funny Brought this for my nephews 40th in April ,he has cerebral palsy and confined to a wheelchair ,and he will find this hilarious
Date published: 2019-03-26
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