Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

Gadgets & Novelties

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Chocs and bubbly! Now that&rsquo;s how you do serious indulgence. This perfect pairing contains a 20cl bottle of&nbsp;Bottega Accademia&nbsp;&ndash; and some gorgeous milk chocolate truffles. Brought together in a funky little tube, this is the perfect little present for someone who deserves a little indulgent pick-me-up. Tube Contains: 1 x&nbsp;Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Chocolate Truffles 200g
Adding fudge?
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Weight: 65g
Dimensions: 50x60x210mm
Ingredients: Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Orange Flavoured Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Natural Orange Flavouring; Colour: E160e; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sea Salt, Salt, Natural Flavouring, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for Vegetarians. Gluten free.

Alcohol Gift

Fizz 20cl and Chocolate Truffle Gift Set

Product Description:
Know a vegan who's also a bit of a chocolate fiend? Get ready to make their day!
Introducing the Award Winning Selection by Booja-Booja, a luxurious selection of deliciously diverse vegan and organic chocolate truffles. With sixteen in the box and five tempting flavours to choose from, it's perfect for sharing (or not! Absolutely no judgement here).
Product Specification:
Flavours: Almond &amp; Sea Salt Caramel Truffle Hazelnut Chocolate Truffle Rum Sozzled Sultana Chocolate Truffle Fine de Champagne Chocolate Truffle Around Midnight Espresso Chocolate Truffle Stem Ginger Chocolate Truffle
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Almond, Hazelnut, Sultanas. May contain traces of other nuts.
Ingredients:
ALMOND &amp; SEA SALT CARAMEL TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Almond paste* 21%, Coconut Oil, Salted Caramel*(Cane sugar* Water, Sea Salt) 6%, Cocoa Powder* Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%
 HAZELNUT CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Hazelnuts* 17%, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 RUM SOZZLED SULTANA CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate*(cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Sultanas* 16%, Coconut Oil*, Rum* 8%, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 FINE DE CHAMPAGNE CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Fine de Champagne* 5%, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 AROUND MIDNIGHT ESPRESSO CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Coffee* 5%, Water, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*.Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 STEM GINGER CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Stem Ginger* 26% (Ginger*, Cane Sugar*), Coconut Oil*, Cocoa Powder*, Water.&nbsp;Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%
Organically grown ingredients
Dairy, Gluten &amp; Soya Free
Vegan
Also contain nuts. Tree nuts used throughout factory and processes.
MAY ALSO CONTAIN OTHER NUTS
Dairy, Gulten &amp; Soya Free
Vegan
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Booja Booja The Gourmet Selection (230g)

A selection of seriously tempting chocolates from Lindt master chocolatiers. Surprise a special someone with this tasty gift, a moreish selection of fabulous flavours - including caramel praline, raspberry ganache, and creamy orange hazelnut. Delish!
Contains:
Almond &amp; Orange Delight* Dark Chocolate Mousse Orange Heart Milk Chocolate Spiral Chocolate Delight Soft Nougat with Hazelnut pieces Almond &amp; Gianduja Square Caramel Crunchy Chocolate Drop Crunchy Hazelnut Gianduja
*contains alcohol
Weight:184g
Dimensions:15.8 x 25.8 x 2.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
Allergy advice: May contain other Nuts &nbsp;

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

Give mum a great big bear hug on her birthday with this adorable (and delicious) Thorntons chocolate bear. Made from their signature smooth milk chocolate with creamy white chocolate accents, this tempting teddy is almost too sweet to eat...well, almost.

Ingredients
Sugar, dried whole MILK, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, MILK fat, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), fat reduced cocoa powder, flavouring.

MAY ALSO CONTAIN: NUTS.

Other Details

Weight: 250g e
Storage: KEEP IN A COOL, DRY PLACE.
Made In The United Kingdom
Suitable for vegetarians

Thorntons Happy Birthday Mum Chocolate Bear

Give grandma a great big bear hug on her birthday with this adorable (and delicious) Thorntons chocolate bear. Made from their signature smooth milk chocolate with creamy white chocolate accents, this tempting teddy is almost too sweet to eat...well, almost.

Ingredients

Sugar, dried whole MILK, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, MILK fat, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), fat reduced cocoa powder, flavouring.

MAY ALSO CONTAIN: NUTS.

Other Details

Weight: 250g e
Storage: KEEP IN A COOL, DRY PLACE.
Made In The United Kingdom
Suitable for vegetarians

Thorntons Happy Birthday Grandma Chocolate Bear

Give your love a surprise on your anniversary with this thoughtful Happy Anniversary Milk Chocolate Toblerone. This specially branded bar features a special Happy Anniversary message on the outside, and the classic Toblerone chocolate on the inside. A lovely anniversary treat for the special someone in your life.
Product Specification:
Happy Anniversary Milk Chocolate Toblerone (360g)
Additional Information:
Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 30.8 x 6.2cm Weight: 360g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, almonds, egg, and soya.
Ingredients:
Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, honey (3.0%), milk fat, almonds (1.6%), emulsifier (soya lecithin), egg white, flavour. Cocoa: 28% at least in the milk chocolate.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
"Adding an extra sweet treat?
1 x Giant Lollipop
Additional Information:&nbsp;
250g, 255 x 135 x 13mm
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, glucose syrup, flavour: mint, colours: E100, E120, E141, E160a, E163, E171 See allergens on back of pack.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. "

Happy Anniversary Milk Chocolate Toblerone (360g)

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

How do you like your eggs in the morning? We like ours served with a bit of sass. This super-cool mug and coaster gift set features a fun fried eggg design and glossy black finish.&nbsp;

Sassy Side Up Mug & Coaster Set

The secret to a happy marriage? Caffeine, of course! Bring on a happily ever after by ensuring the other half is caffeinated and ready to conquer the day. This sweet set is an ideal gift choice for your partner, newlyweds, or your favourite couple celebrating a milestone anniversary. 
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His & Hers Mug Set

You can't get much sweeter than this adorable sherbet orange 'cuddles with mummy' cushion. They'll absolutely adore the lovable llama duo, and cosy cuddle times should never be without this snug little addition! We llove this llama pillow a llot!

Little Llama Mummy Cuddles Cushion

Just like Thelma &amp; Louise, Cher &amp; Dionne, and Patsy &amp; Eddie, celebrate the best of friendships with this silver interlocked heart bracelet from Joma Jewellery. This sweet gift features a charming message that reads "this little bracelet I give to you because I'm lucky to have such a good friend in you".

Material: Silver plated brass
Dimensions: 17.5cm
Care instructions: plated jewellery will tarnish over time, to avoid it tarnishing faster than it should, keep it from coming into contact with materials such as: detergents, bleaches, ammonia, chlorine, perfumes, body-creams and hairspray.
To clean your jewellery, use a dry soft clean cloth and wipe gently. Do not use silver cleaner or silver dip and try to avoid overcleaning.
After removing jewellery, keep it stored in a cool, dry place, avoiding other pieces of jewellery so they don&rsquo;t rub and scratch.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Jewellery & Accessories

Joma Jewellery 'A Little Friendship' Heart Bracelet

We&rsquo;ve got a perfectly packaged box for everyone you love and for every occasion. Our letterbox gifts are little parcels of joy and ready to send! You don&rsquo;t even need to worry about the lucky person being in, as our entire range fit perfectly through their (you guessed it) letterbox!
If you know someone who&rsquo;s a little stressed right now, then there&rsquo;s no better present than the Miss Patisserie Bathtime Letterbox Gift Set to help them relax. This amazing set features the Peony Pear Bath Slab, a water-softening bath slab of fizzing foaming fun! They&rsquo;ll also enjoy the rose and pomegranate bath melt bar and peony pear sugar scrub that will gently buff, moisturise and nourish dry bodies! Contains: 
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<li>Rose bath melt x1</li>
<li>Peony body scrub x1</li>
<li>Peony bath slab x1</li>
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Beauty

Miss Patisserie Bath Time Treats Letterbox 

All men must serve! All men must die!&nbsp;
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Make your cuppa more dramatic than the opening sequence of Game of Thrones with this heat-changing mug. Featuring the inspiring Braavos greeting (and its customary reply) on the side, until you add your favourite hot drink &ndash; then it transforms into a map of Westoros and Essos. We strongly recommend you sing the song every single time this happens. Perfect for any Game of Thrones geek who wants to show off their fandom to the world.
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Game of Thrones Heat Changing Mug

Give the gift of 90s nostalgia with this novelty gift for him or for her. Perfect for your 80s babies who grew up in the era of the Beano comic. All those Dennis the Menace and Gnasher antics spring to mind as you reminisce over your childhood memories with cup of tea in your Beano mug and a book full of scenes from your favourite Beano comics.
350ml - 14 (h) x 16.7 (w) x 9.5 (d)
Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Beano Best of the 80s Book & Mug Set

Choose your weapon. This heat-changing mug features the lightsabers of classic Star Wars characters. And when you fill that mug with a hot drink, it gets even better &ndash; the lightsabers activate, showing off the weapon of choice for Star Wars heroes and villains alike.

Star Wars Heat Change Mug

Monday morning meetings, or that moment when somebody 'accidentally' eats the cake you left in the office fridge. It's enough to make you... reach for this brilliant For Fox Sake Mug. Get your message across in a way that's fit for polite society. Or at least the ears of your colleagues. Dishwasher and microwave safe, this 300ml mug has a cute blue, red and white fox design. So put the kettle on and enjoy a cuppa without worrying about offending anyone. Give this mug to a stressed-out best friend or co-worker &ndash; or treat yourself.

For Fox Sake Mug

Now their breakfast can truly be fit for a hero! Including a&nbsp;Spiderman design egg cup complete with egg hat, a spoon and spider&nbsp;toast cutter. An egg-cellent gift for any comic fan.

Warning! Choking Hazard. Not suitable for children under 36 months due to potential release of small parts. Hand wash only. Not suitable for dishwasher use. Clean before first use. Avoid using harsh abrasives when cleaning.

Spiderman Egg Cup and Toast Cutter

Tea breaks will never, ever be dull again. If the one you love is a box set buff, a telly nerd or a sitcom addict, they'll love the TV Box Sets Quiz Mug. Every little icon on the mug represents a classic TV series box set, but can you guess what they are? With 50 to work out, we've got a feeling it'll take more than just one break. Another cuppa, anyone?&nbsp;&nbsp;
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TV Boxset Mug

Make your brew magical with this adorable ceramic Unicorn shaped mug. A lovely gift for someone special or a nice treat for yourself.&nbsp;

Ceramic Unicorn Mug

A stylish 'Hubby' mug with a luxe gold handle. Whether used everyday or as a sentimental keepsake, it's guaranteed to add style to your kitchenware collection.&nbsp;

Just Married Hubby Mug

Coffee that's worthy of the First Order. This epic Star Wars 3D mug is shaped like a Sith Trooper's crimson helmet and features carefully hand painted details. Perfect for any Star Wars fan who will dodge lightsabers and blasters to get to their morning caffeine fix.

Not suitable for Dishwasher or Microwave use.

Star Wars Sith Trooper Mug

The caffeine is strong with this one. This epic Star Wars 3D mug is in the shape of Kylo Ren's iconic mask and features carefully hand painted details. Perfect for any Star Wars fan who won't let anything stand in the way of their morning caffeine fix.

Not suitable for Dishwasher or Microwave use.

Star Wars Kylo Ren Mug

You won't like Hulk when he's thirsty. For the resident Marvel fan in your life who likes to smash a coffee in the morning. Now they can unleash their inner Hulk with this giant green mug.
Dimensions:&nbsp;12 x 15 x 10 cm

WARNING: Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use. Clean before first use. Do not appluy harsh abrasives or prolonged soaking when cleaning to preserve the decorative design on this product.

Hulk Fist Shaped Mug

Looking for the perfect way to tell your significant other just how much you otterly adore them this Valentine's Day? Well, our completely adorable 'You're My Significant Otter' mug should do it.

You're My Significant Otter Mug

Let your loved one stay refreshed and hydrated whilst video gaming with this Sony PlayStation-themed mug.&nbsp;
Modelled on the classic original Sony PlayStation controller, the mug&rsquo;s handle is a joy for video gamers to hold, while the retro PlayStation logo also harks back to the days of Crash Bandicoot, Tekken and Final Fantasy.&nbsp;
The ceramic mug has a nice weight to it and is chunky and durable enough to withstand regular hot drinks. There&rsquo;s no better throwback to their childhood than this PlayStation Controller Mug.
Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use.&nbsp;
Clean before first use.
12 x 16 x 10cm
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PlayStation Controller Mug

A classic find for the real Stormtrooper fan at heart.&nbsp; Based on the original 1976 moulds by acclaimed prop maker Andrew Ainsworth, these mugs are replicas of the imperial Stormtrooper helmets and armour from Episode VI &ndash; A New Hope.&nbsp; This fantastic gift is shaped as closely as possible to the original film props and expertly finished in a crisp white, double walled ceramic.&nbsp; One sip from these and you&rsquo;ll be ready to conquer the universe!
Includes 2 Double Walled Ceramic Mugs
Handwash Only
Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher use

Original Storm Trooper Espresso Mug Sets

It'll feel like a whole new world of magical moments with this Disney Aladdin.
Featuring an illustration of the two lead characters Aladdin and Princess Jasmine at the front, from the classic scene from the original film with Princess Jasmine and Aladdin staring lovingly towards each other with the moon in the background on one side, while the other has the words ""I choose you"" amidst gold stars with a magic lamp design underneath.
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Disney Aladdin and Jasmine Mug

Introduce some magic into their morning cuppa with this heat changing latte cup. The is the ideal gift for the Disney or Aladdin lover in your life. They'll love to see this Aladdin design transform to reveal the iconic Aladdin's Genius when cold or hot liquid is poured into it. When hot liquid is poured in, the mug transforms to reveal Aladdin's genie, a bright blue background and the words, "Official Wish Granted" in lilac. While cold liquid shows star constellation line-art of Aladdin against a deep blue background with a magic lamp design beneath on one side, while the other has the words, "Wish I had a genie'.
500ml - 15.5 x 12.5 x 8.5 cm
Not dishwasher or microwave safe
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Disney Aladdin Heat Changing Latte Mug

Dumbo, the adorable, flying elephant everyone loves! Enjoy a cuppa with this Disney Dumbo Shaped Mug. Designed in the shape of Dumbo's head with a blue/grey body, it's a great collectable item for any fans of the classic Disney movie, Dumbo or Disney fans in general for birthdays or any occasion to show someone your love. Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use. Clean before first use.
14 x 13 x 15 cm
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Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use.&nbsp;
Clean before first use.
Avoid using harsh abrasives when cleaning.
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Dumbo Mug

Enjoy a cuppa with this oversized mug. Moulded to look just like everyone's favourite Genie from the classic animated film Aladdin. It features hand-painted finishes and touches of gold detailing on the Genie's earrings and hair braid. An ideal gift for Aladdin fans for birthdays or any occasion to show someone your love. Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use.&nbsp; Clean before first use.
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450ml - 11 x 10.8 x 17.4cm
Not dishwasher or microwave safe
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Aladdin Genie Mug

Far better (and cooler) than ""The Claw"", when gifting this Toy Story Pizza Planet Alien Mug it'll be going on ""to a better place"". Equal parts fun and fabulous, this bright green mug features three excitable eyes and a circular-shaped mouth.
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Disney Toy Story Alien Mug

You've never seen anyone more excited for a bit of DIY than this Happy Stan screwdriver. With 2 flat heads and a Phillips screwdriver head, your valentine can bang all those odd jobs on the head with this cheeky multi tool. The perfect cheeky little gift this Valentine's Day.

Happy Stan Multi Screwdriver

When it comes to finding perfect love, lobsters are the best - they mate for life! You'll know when you find your lobster: they'll chuckle at the same jokes, let you share their fries and buckle up to accompany you on this crazy ride called life. So, don't be shellfish, get your lobster this thoughtful and adorable chocolate and mug gift set this Valentine's Day!

My Lobster Mug and Chocolate Gift Set

Toffee & Vodka 20cl In Gift Box 

Treat an adventurous spirit sipper to this superb bottle of Toffee Vodka. Made by the master craftsmen at Kin Vodka, this smooth vodka is hand blended with rich caramel for a sweet, subtle taste and packaged into a lovely gift box.

Toffee & Vodka 20cl In Gift Box

Kids - (3 - 4 yrs)

Cute Bear Cub TShirt

Product Description:
Are they fully Team Gryffindor, a little bit Hufflepuff, proudly Ravenclaw or a secret Slytherin? Whichever house speaks to them on a personal level, they're sure to be spellbound by these Harry Potter House Crest fruit chews. Featuring four collectible and reusable tins, this is the perfect gift for any sweet-toothed wannabe wizard.
Product Specification:
Gryffindor: Cherry Hufflepuff: Sunkist Lemon Ravenclaw: Blueberry Slytherin: Green Apple
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 9 x 33.2 x 3.7cm Weight: 110g
Ingredients:
Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, blueberry puree, acidity regulators (E296, E325, E330), flavourings, blueberry puree, lemon puree, concentrates of (spirulina, apple, carrot, black currant, pumpkin), glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), cherry juice concentrate, apple juice concentrate, colours (E100).
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Sweets

Harry Potter Crest Tin Pack of 4

Cute Ilustration Personalised Papa Bear T-Shirt

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This adorable bear shaped mug comes with 'Papa Bear' wording and a matching handle and rim. A lovely gift for a dad or dad-to-be.

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