Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

Chocs and bubbly! Now that&rsquo;s how you do serious indulgence. This perfect pairing contains a 20cl bottle of&nbsp;Bottega Accademia&nbsp;&ndash; and some gorgeous milk chocolate truffles. Brought together in a funky little tube, this is the perfect little present for someone who deserves a little indulgent pick-me-up. Tube Contains: 1 x&nbsp;Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Chocolate Truffles 200g
Adding fudge?
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Weight: 65g
Dimensions: 50x60x210mm
Ingredients: Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Orange Flavoured Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Natural Orange Flavouring; Colour: E160e; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sea Salt, Salt, Natural Flavouring, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for Vegetarians. Gluten free.

Alcohol Gift

Fizz 20cl and Chocolate Truffle Gift Set

Product Description:
Know a vegan who's also a bit of a chocolate fiend? Get ready to make their day!
Introducing the Award Winning Selection by Booja-Booja, a luxurious selection of deliciously diverse vegan and organic chocolate truffles. With sixteen in the box and five tempting flavours to choose from, it's perfect for sharing (or not! Absolutely no judgement here).
Product Specification:
Flavours: Almond &amp; Sea Salt Caramel Truffle Hazelnut Chocolate Truffle Rum Sozzled Sultana Chocolate Truffle Fine de Champagne Chocolate Truffle Around Midnight Espresso Chocolate Truffle Stem Ginger Chocolate Truffle
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Almond, Hazelnut, Sultanas. May contain traces of other nuts.
Ingredients:
ALMOND &amp; SEA SALT CARAMEL TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Almond paste* 21%, Coconut Oil, Salted Caramel*(Cane sugar* Water, Sea Salt) 6%, Cocoa Powder* Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%
 HAZELNUT CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Hazelnuts* 17%, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 RUM SOZZLED SULTANA CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate*(cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Sultanas* 16%, Coconut Oil*, Rum* 8%, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 FINE DE CHAMPAGNE CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Fine de Champagne* 5%, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 AROUND MIDNIGHT ESPRESSO CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Coffee* 5%, Water, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*.Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 STEM GINGER CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Stem Ginger* 26% (Ginger*, Cane Sugar*), Coconut Oil*, Cocoa Powder*, Water.&nbsp;Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%
Organically grown ingredients
Dairy, Gluten &amp; Soya Free
Vegan
Also contain nuts. Tree nuts used throughout factory and processes.
MAY ALSO CONTAIN OTHER NUTS
Dairy, Gulten &amp; Soya Free
Vegan
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Booja Booja The Gourmet Selection (230g)

A selection of seriously tempting chocolates from Lindt master chocolatiers. Surprise a special someone with this tasty gift, a moreish selection of fabulous flavours - including caramel praline, raspberry ganache, and creamy orange hazelnut. Delish!
Contains:
Almond &amp; Orange Delight* Dark Chocolate Mousse Orange Heart Milk Chocolate Spiral Chocolate Delight Soft Nougat with Hazelnut pieces Almond &amp; Gianduja Square Caramel Crunchy Chocolate Drop Crunchy Hazelnut Gianduja
*contains alcohol
Weight:184g
Dimensions:15.8 x 25.8 x 2.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
Allergy advice: May contain other Nuts &nbsp;

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

Give your love a surprise on your anniversary with this thoughtful Happy Anniversary Milk Chocolate Toblerone. This specially branded bar features a special Happy Anniversary message on the outside, and the classic Toblerone chocolate on the inside. A lovely anniversary treat for the special someone in your life.
Product Specification:
Happy Anniversary Milk Chocolate Toblerone (360g)
Additional Information:
Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 30.8 x 6.2cm Weight: 360g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, almonds, egg, and soya.
Ingredients:
Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, honey (3.0%), milk fat, almonds (1.6%), emulsifier (soya lecithin), egg white, flavour. Cocoa: 28% at least in the milk chocolate.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
"Adding an extra sweet treat?
1 x Giant Lollipop
Additional Information:&nbsp;
250g, 255 x 135 x 13mm
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, glucose syrup, flavour: mint, colours: E100, E120, E141, E160a, E163, E171 See allergens on back of pack.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. "

Happy Anniversary Milk Chocolate Toblerone (360g)

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Pastel Dots Multi-Photo Personalised Light Grey Mug Make tea time the favourite part of their day with one of our personalised mugs. Make the surprise even more sublime with one of our tea and coffee gift sets, biscuit tins, or a cheeky bottle of gin.

Pastel Dots Multi-Photo Personalised Mug

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Just like Thelma &amp; Louise, Cher &amp; Dionne, and Patsy &amp; Eddie, celebrate the best of friendships with this silver interlocked heart bracelet from Joma Jewellery. This sweet gift features a charming message that reads "this little bracelet I give to you because I'm lucky to have such a good friend in you".

Material: Silver plated brass
Dimensions: 17.5cm
Care instructions: plated jewellery will tarnish over time, to avoid it tarnishing faster than it should, keep it from coming into contact with materials such as: detergents, bleaches, ammonia, chlorine, perfumes, body-creams and hairspray.
To clean your jewellery, use a dry soft clean cloth and wipe gently. Do not use silver cleaner or silver dip and try to avoid overcleaning.
After removing jewellery, keep it stored in a cool, dry place, avoiding other pieces of jewellery so they don&rsquo;t rub and scratch.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

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Joma Jewellery 'A Little Friendship' Heart Bracelet

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Keep Calm 40 Personalised Mug

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We&rsquo;ve got a perfectly packaged box for everyone you love and for every occasion. Our letterbox gifts are little parcels of joy and ready to send! You don&rsquo;t even need to worry about the lucky person being in, as our entire range fit perfectly through their (you guessed it) letterbox!
If you know someone who&rsquo;s a little stressed right now, then there&rsquo;s no better present than the Miss Patisserie Bathtime Letterbox Gift Set to help them relax. This amazing set features the Peony Pear Bath Slab, a water-softening bath slab of fizzing foaming fun! They&rsquo;ll also enjoy the rose and pomegranate bath melt bar and peony pear sugar scrub that will gently buff, moisturise and nourish dry bodies! Contains: 
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<li>Peony body scrub x1</li>
<li>Peony bath slab x1</li>
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Beauty

Miss Patisserie Bath Time Treats Letterbox 

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Toffee & Vodka 20cl In Gift Box 

Treat an adventurous spirit sipper to this superb bottle of Toffee Vodka. Made by the master craftsmen at Kin Vodka, this smooth vodka is hand blended with rich caramel for a sweet, subtle taste and packaged into a lovely gift box.

Toffee & Vodka 20cl In Gift Box

Pretty Pastel Design Photo Upload Happy Birthday Mug Make tea time the favourite part of their day with one of our personalised mugs. Make the surprise even more sublime with one of our tea and coffee gift sets, biscuit tins, or a cheeky bottle of gin.

Pretty Pastel Design Photo Happy Birthday Mug

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Full Size Photo Upload Mug

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The Scrapbook Photo Upload Mug

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The 4 Photo Film Strip Photo Upload Mug

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<li>Full photo grid design</li>
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18 Photo Grid Photo Upload Mug

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Image Duo Photo Upload and Personalised Text Mug

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Four Picture Vintage Style Photo Upload Mug

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Grey 8 Photo Upload Mug

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Happy Birthday Pink 9 Photo Upload Mug

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Live Laugh Love Photo Upload Mug

Photo Upload mug with speech bubble design feature - add your own text.

Photo upload mug - add your own text

Photo Upload mug with 3 photos - editable text, Happy Birthday Daddy!

Photo upload mug - mug for dad - daddy's mug

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Father's Day Trio Photo Upload Mug

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Red and Pink Hearts Photo Upload Mug

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Love You Always Photo Upload Mug

Product Description:
Are they fully Team Gryffindor, a little bit Hufflepuff, proudly Ravenclaw or a secret Slytherin? Whichever house speaks to them on a personal level, they're sure to be spellbound by these Harry Potter House Crest fruit chews. Featuring four collectible and reusable tins, this is the perfect gift for any sweet-toothed wannabe wizard.
Product Specification:
Gryffindor: Cherry Hufflepuff: Sunkist Lemon Ravenclaw: Blueberry Slytherin: Green Apple
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 9 x 33.2 x 3.7cm Weight: 110g
Ingredients:
Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, blueberry puree, acidity regulators (E296, E325, E330), flavourings, blueberry puree, lemon puree, concentrates of (spirulina, apple, carrot, black currant, pumpkin), glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), cherry juice concentrate, apple juice concentrate, colours (E100).
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Sweets

Harry Potter Crest Tin Pack of 4

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