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Masturdating Birthday Card

For the little messages

Personalised Name Shopping Before Kids And After Kids Card

Old Fashioned Frocked Up Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Standard Card

Old Fashioned Frocked Up Personalised Name Card

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

"When I said I wanted to watch him play with his horn..."

Funny Birthday card - playing with his horn

When someone says you've 'overdone it' with the bronzer

Overdone It Birthday Card

Wine Over 100 Calories Drunk Joke Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Wine Over 100 Calories Drunk Joke Personalised Happy Birthday Card

When your clothes order gets delivered, and you don't have to send anything back! 

Fashion Faux Pas Clothes Order Birthday Card

I do have an hourglass figure. But as I get older all the sand has shifted to the bottom! 

Fashion Faux Pas Hourglass Birthday Card

Another year older and 'Rebecca' had decided to make light of her age! 

Fashion Faux Pas Cabaret Birthday Card

Happy birthday to the greatest showwoman on Earth! 

Drink responsibly ...responsibility is the reason I drink! 

Fashion Faux Pas Drink Responsibly Birthday Card

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Mum

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Glastonbury

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Gin

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Oasis

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Underwear

Retro illustration with humour quote - Alcohol & low standards - the solid foundations of friendships since forever

Alcohol & Low Standards Retro Birthday Card

Retro illustration with humour quote - Alcohol & low standards - the solid foundations of 'John & Harry's' friendship 

Retro illustration with humour quote - Have a Fabulous Birthday "Natalie"

Have a Fabulous Birthday Retro Card

Retro illustration with humour quote

Retro illustration with humour quote - Happy Birthday "Alexandria" Hope you have a terrific day! "Love, Libby"

Hope you have a terrific day! - Retro Birthday Card

Retro illustration - Hope you have a Sparkling Birthday Maria

Have a Sparkling Birthday Retro Card

Personalised Dancing Like A Maniac Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Dancing Like A Maniac Happy Birthday Card

All The Important Details Have Been Arranged Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

All The Important Details Have Been Arranged Happy Birthday Card

Funny Patriarchy Birthday Card

Guide to online shopping - No make-up, No bra, No Problems!

Birthday Card - Guide to online shopping - No make-up, No bra, No Problems!

Funny retro spoof magazine Birthday Card - The One Eyed Trouser Snake - Whopper

Cocktails Birthday Card - Party

Retro illustration with humour quote - 'What am i wearing?' 'Just the skin of the last man who asked me that'

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