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Funny Birthday card - When you see your ex out!

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Stay back, "Frannie!" that lunatic is weilding gluten

Funny Birthday card - Stay back - Welding Gluten

"Roxanne- Another year (older wiser) DRUNKER 

Funny Birthday card - Another year older wiser Drunker

"When I said I wanted to watch him play with his horn..." Happy Valentine's Day - I hope tonight is less disappointing...

Funny rude naughty Valentine's day card - playing with his horn

Asking Dad For Money Genie Funny Father's Day Card Once you've personalised your Father's Day card or uploaded one of your favourite photos together, and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make his day even brighter by adding flowers or a gift!

Asking Dad For Money Genie Funny Father's Day Card

Illustration of mum holding a whisk with love hearts.

Mother's Day Card - Funny Card - Baking - Good Mum Let You Lick The Whisk

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Glastonbury

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Underwear

Retro illustration with humour quote - 'What am i wearing?' 'Just the skin of the last man who asked me that'

What Am I Wearing? Retro Birthday Card

Fabulous Booze Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Fabulous Booze Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Cartoon Hes A Labradoodle Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Cartoon Hes A Labradoodle Personalised Birthday Card

Nothing Brings People Together Like A Student Budget Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Nothing Brings People Together Like A Student Budget Card

All The Important Details Have Been Arranged Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

All The Important Details Have Been Arranged Happy Birthday Card

Glad She Can Make Things Rise Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Glad She Can Make Things Rise Happy Birthday Card

Mornings Are Easier With Gin Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Mornings Are Easier With Gin Card

Jokes About A Foursome Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Jokes About A Foursome Card

Lip Liner Vintage Photo Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Lip Liner Vintage Photo Card

Funny Furries Birthday Card

Funny Patriarchy Birthday Card

Personalised Name Learns About Childcare Funny Mother's Day Card This Mother's Day let her know. Creating a Moonpig card is like no other, it's a keepsake she'll treasure forever. Make it personal by adding her name, upload your most memorable photos, and add a message inside.

Personalised Name Learns About Childcare Funny Mother's Day Card

Vikki (you know you're getting older when) the candles cost more than the cake

Funny Candles And Cake Birthday Card

Funny retro spoof magazine Birthday Card - The One Eyed Trouser Snake - Whopper

Happy Mother's Day Mum. Love From Your Mini-Me xxx

Mother's Day Card - Mum - Mini Me

Youve Now Reached An Age Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Youve Now Reached An Age Birthday Card

Mam I Am Sorry For What I Did Funny Mother's Day Card This Mother's Day let her know. Creating a Moonpig card is like no other, it's a keepsake she'll treasure forever. Make it personal by adding her name, upload your most memorable photos, and add a message inside.

Mam I Am Sorry For What I Did Funny Mother's Day Card

Backhander Lesson Vintage Artwork Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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