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Kevin had spent the entire day downloading corn on the internetThe new IT directoe had a massive chip on her shoulder...
The management team had a productive "blue sky" day...and some of them started to really sush the envelopeThe best thing about Eddie's new job was the huge celery
Timpson was inconsolable when he was given his official leaving date...Jeremy preferred his GM Courgette rater than the Alfalfa GT or the Lettuce Elise...
The Conference Pears absoloutely hated it when they had visitors from the group holding company...The prop forward was somewhat surprised by the Kiwi hooker's tackle
The carrots had a pea up against the wall...After three years at college, Bob finally landed himself a plum marketing job...
The peas suddenly realised the promised package trip to Iceland was a conSuzi tried to re-kindle her modelling career but sadly, in the intervening years, everything had gone a bit pear-shaped...
The Conference Pears made many fruitless attempts to send and recieve e-mails on their new Blackberries...Only when Barry got it home did he realise he'd bought a real lemon
Thompson was given a verbal warning about his thyme management...Tom swam for his life... but the currants were too strong for him
Pearson got the feeling his appraisal hadn't gone quite as well as he'd hoped...When Arthur Cucumber played football with his brother, it was a game of two halves
Eddie's boss liked to motivate his staff...using the carrot and stick approachEddie went to the dentist and unfortunately had to have three fillings
The product development team agreed, Johnson's proposed "Webbed Foot in Batter Ready Meal" was a bit of dead duck...The walnut wasn't sure whether it was just a splitting headache or something a little more serious
The vegetarian could never understand why, no matter how much he chewed, the sweetcorn always came out whole.The Boss walked into the meeting room and reiterated that BUDGETS must be slashed
The plumber was called in when they found a really bad leek in the bathroom.There was no doubt about it... they were now looking for a cereal killer...
Eddie went out one night and got really hammeredEddie's country cousin was a closet cannibal
The Blind Dates waited for hours not realising the other had also turned up earlyThe HR director reassured the meeting that any job losses would be as a result of natural wastage...
It really was taking longer than expected to decide which pen to have for the conference...The CEO's PA finally found a free date in his diary...
The CEO's new marketing plan had nightmare written all over it...

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